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I regret anything I did before I turned 18. There.

Oh, here's another one:

I caught my dad jerking it one time on his bed.... yeah, I think I've learned to knock after that.

Almost all the things I don't want to have in my head anymore are sex related.

seeing the exorsist at age 6

Seeing a 6 year-old get hit by a car, while skateboarding in & out of traffic....... Because his retarded-ass parents were not even outside to supervise him! If I knew then, what I know now; I'd call Child Protective Services on their negligent asses. The street was so damn narrow, I spent an hour just re-directing traffic by myself, so the ambulance would be able to get through. But it gets better!

A year later, after their child skateboarded into the front of that car, his parents decided to sue the driver. Being an eye-witness, their attorney contacted me. I told him exactly what I thought of his dumb-ass clients. And I told him he better hope & pray that the driver's attorney doesn't contact me, because the accident wasn't the driver's fault.

There's other F-ed up things I've seen, but recalling one of them is enough for me, Thank You.

At 7/21/06 10:50 PM, Titanium_ wrote: ...this >:[
everythime i t hink of this iwant to die.

gave me a hard on...

1. finding out that my girlfriend was a lesbian.. and not the good kind of lesbian that likes threesoms, or let you watch.

2. getting a coathanger stuck in my eye

3. tubgirl

4. the STD slideshow I had to watch in 8th grade, where it showed accual pictures of the STD... oh god... anal warts

*throws up*

5. first time caught masturbating

6. first time I made a website... it made my mother cry.

-Internet shock sites

-My Grandpa's grave after beign vandalized.

that one time when i was raped and murderd. :'(

hmm... i always think of the wierdest things and regret them, like the times i was talkin about somthing i had no idea about to group of people.

Oh! I remember this one time I was kayaking at Acapulco and I was trying to get in the beach. There where these old people there, and I was trying to avoid hitting them or whatever, but they kept getting closer and in my way.

I was almost completely at the beach, still trying to keep clear from this couple, but they didn't quite understand what I was doing or something (or they just felt they owned the beach or something). Then suddenly this wave pushes the kayak right into the old man's crotch.

I was very embarassed since the wife and the apparent daughter (25 to 30 years old maybe) were scolding me and shit. But now that I look back on it, that was fucking hilarious.

If that guy could still have kids, he sure as hell lost that capability after that.

1. The day I was diagnosed with a serious heart disease.
2. The day I found out Santa wasn't real.
3. When I was 6 or something, I turned on the tv and what was on it scared the living hell out of me. Some Friday the 13th movie, and to make matters worse, I dropped the remote on the floor, and the screaming from the tv just made it worse, so I had to run out of the room and tell my parents to turn the channel. God, I just HAD to watch tv that day...

The song that plays at the beggining of Escape from New York. 25 years and it's still stuck in my head.

At 7/22/06 02:19 AM, KapKyle wrote: The song that plays at the beggining of Escape from New York. 25 years and it's still stuck in my head.

Stuck in your head for the last 25 years?

Considering your profile says 15, that's one helluva song!

At 7/22/06 02:22 AM, Monocrom wrote:

At 7/22/06 02:19 AM, KapKyle wrote: The song that plays at the beggining of Escape from New York. 25 years and it's still stuck in my head.

Stuck in your head for the last 25 years?

Considering your profile says 15, that's one helluva song!

Of course. Seeing a movie before you were born.... now that takes skill. :)
Mad skills.

At 7/22/06 02:28 AM, KapKyle wrote:

At 7/22/06 02:22 AM, Monocrom wrote:

At 7/22/06 02:19 AM, KapKyle wrote: The song that plays at the beggining of Escape from New York. 25 years and it's still stuck in my head.

Stuck in your head for the last 25 years?

Considering your profile says 15, that's one helluva song!

Of course. Seeing a movie before you were born.... now that takes skill. :)
Mad skills.

I see what you mean.........

BTW, you sure you took your medication today? :D

Well, there was that 1 time when i went to the beach and there was the 50 year old with butt floss. *WOOOOOH*

1.pants fall down in school
2.walking in on my grandma
3.finding out that i had an uncarraged sister before i was born :"(
4.the thought of death
5.having a dream of my cousin killing himself, and found out he did
6.having a dream about the goust in the movie *two men and a baby* b4 hearing about it
7.haveing to deal with epilepsy
8.9/11
9.the thought of getting my wrists slit
10.listening to parants fighting
the rest is to tragic to explain
thanks 4 reading my post

Acting really retarded at a show of a band that I really like.

When I was 5, I went outside and all of a Sudden, something hit me
really hard in the head, Blood was gushing out of my head.
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I Couldn't even really see clearly because of that inccident,
My mom almost fainted, and I was rushed to the hospital.
And I still get the feeling that someones putting Stitches in my head.

At 7/22/06 03:34 AM, Piccardo wrote: something hit me really hard in the head

Do you know what it was or did you never find out?

I love this topic, laughing at peoples memories is fun.

At 7/22/06 03:41 AM, Second_Guy wrote: I love this topic, laughing at peoples memories is fun.

Which ones have been the most entertaining for you? Just out of pure curiosity.

At 7/22/06 03:49 AM, OVlez wrote:

At 7/22/06 03:41 AM, Second_Guy wrote: I love this topic, laughing at peoples memories is fun.

Which ones have been the most entertaining for you? Just out of pure curiosity.

I like Maus' stabbing one best, but the thumb getting ripped off, deer hitting car and the kid getting ran over for being a fucking idiot.

But theyre all funny, especially the being caught jacking off ones.

At 7/22/06 03:38 AM, OVlez wrote:

Do you know what it was or did you never find out?

I never found it.. It must have been something Sharp,
because I almost died from Blood loss.

OK, I was chillin' in my room when i started hearing reeka reeka reeka, the sound that bed springs make from my sisters room, now out beds squeek all the time, but it was so frequent and than I hear moaning and I seriously said, omfg, im gonna puke, funny side note, I turned on the TV and Jamie Kennedy Unwashed was on and it was right at the part where he was talking about cats having sex and I turned it on right as he said "Whos bangin' that pussy?" I laughed so hard and I think they heard me and stopped.
Not lieing, been disturbed ever since and havent looked at my sister the same way since.

One time I was riding my bike with my mother, and she wanted me to wear a helmet. We argued for a while, and I ended up saying "it makes me look like a kid with special needs." With my luck, I turn around and find 2 parents wheeling their obviously handicapped child with looks of venom on their faces. God, I felt like an asshole.

Oh and when my sister (other one) hit me with a baseball bat on accident

-convincing my down syndrome friend to beatbox.
-forgetting what to do at a play,i just started to act like mortal combat characters.
-insulting the so callled ''coolest 7th grade teacher''

Getting linked to transvestite porn, getting linked to a guy sucking himself off, getting linked to fat chicks fisting themselves (that was a friend who sent me), walking in on my parents doin it and um i think thats it...;D

this

this

my first gf. i keep thinking about that relationship and everytime i do it bothers me more.

i wish i could forget that fat lady too, uh, i won't even go into that

O god....do I have a story to tell here...

='(

Well my first gf.... On the first day we hung out as bf and gf, this was last summer on June 11th, 2005, since she got drunk and I was NOT going to take advantage of her sexually.... of course, I am performing abstinence... =) Well, she had gotten into all of the shit she has had to deal with in her life, it seriously, could compare and be worse than people in Africa! YES, the people who are STARVING there, THAT is the type of
pain she has dealt with. Well, she told me, I'll try to sum it up, as best I can:

First of all, when she was very young, like around 6-7 years old, her old mom, who was a complete slut-prostitute, used her to get money, yes, she would have men do whatever they wanted to this poor girl, believe it or not.

Secondly, she was raped at the age of 13. =( That always hits you hard.

Thirdly, November of 2004, her Dad, tried killing her step-mom, but succeeded in killing himself.... with a gun. Ever since, she is completely anti-guns, and so am I. This is very saddening.

Well to move onto more things that would've happened to her more recently, like lemme put it this way, in terms of drugs she has done: she tried heroin a few times, wasn't stupid enough to continue that, cocain a few times, also not stupid enough to continue, she did smoke weed, also once when I was with her, let's see, of course she has drank, she also would smoke, and then what else, lot's of club drugs, or whatever they're called, I think maybe GHB or whatever it is. She has pretty much done anything and everything other than meth. So, moving on, the next big turning point, came about two weeks later... at simply just out 2 week anniversary or so.... she came to school (summer school) in the morning, looking VERY depressed, well I forgot to tell you all that she had moved out of her late-Dad's home and into her cousin's home with his mom and dad. Well, the night before this morning, her cousin, of 28, had tried killing her. Thing is, she was telling him, "do it. Kill me. You know you want to. Just kill me, I don't care." This all scared the LIVING SHIT out of me. And then the school called DCFS, as I watched her walk down the stairs to go to the dean's office, I said, "we will see each other again." All I recall she did, was just look at me sadly, and went down the stairs, I can't stand this memory, it kills me. I have not seen her since I believe it was June 24th, 2005. I miss her dearly, and seriously wish I could see her again. But after that she had moved into a friend's house back in her home town of I think 30 minutes away from me, but I called on July 3rd of 2006, and found out more crap happened, and she wasn't living there anymore. Now I am worried again, and this time, all of my sources, aren't there anymore....

*sigh*

Oh yes a few really akward childhood memories have errupted from my anus ;D

-getting threated by a relaly old drunken dude. I was riding my bike home with a few friends in the outskirts of st. louis and i cant remember how we foudnt hsi dud but i guess he followed us. So i was like dudes lets go to my house and get some knives. LOL so we got some butcher knives (with my trust katana ;D) and whent outside. We chopped his boddy up, but before he died he cursed our souls :D

-Running away and getting gangbanged by 4 pitbulls

i think thats all im gpoing to tell ;D