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Person walks into room. "Why is Eric Bauman on the floor with a knife in his back?"
Other person:"Pff! Its 2006!"

At 7/21/06 10:45 PM, Responsibility wrote: Just admit it. Mine was better than your attempt at comming out of the closet.

No, yours sucked. RedCoins was 100X better. Stop bitching and get the fuck out of my topic.

At 7/21/06 11:49 PM, EyelessArchfiend wrote:

At 7/21/06 10:45 PM, Responsibility wrote: Just admit it. Mine was better than your attempt at comming out of the closet.

No, yours sucked. RedCoins was 100X better. Stop bitching and get the fuck out of my topic.

How about no. I have the right to go where I want in the Genral forum. also stfu noob.

At 7/21/06 11:51 PM, Responsibility wrote: also stfu noob.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ooh... That's good...

At 7/21/06 11:53 PM, EyelessArchfiend wrote:

At 7/21/06 11:51 PM, Responsibility wrote: also stfu noob.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ooh... That's good...

Me
Sign-up Date:
11/15/2003

You
Sign-up Date:
03/13/2004

At 7/21/06 11:54 PM, Responsibility wrote: Me
Sign-up Date:
11/15/2003

You
Sign-up Date:
03/13/2004

Well let's see... YEP. That's less than four months. And seeing as how I have 6,002 more posts than you do... Major fail.

At 7/21/06 11:56 PM, EyelessArchfiend wrote:

At 7/21/06 11:54 PM, Responsibility wrote: Me
Sign-up Date:
11/15/2003

You
Sign-up Date:
03/13/2004

Well let's see... YEP. That's less than four months. And seeing as how I have 6,002 more posts than you do... Major fail.

No actually it means you are more of a NG whore than I am. Also look at the last post I made before today(3/14/2004) you were a fucking noob when my last post before today was actually made.

Me: Why won't you give me your number?!?!??

Girl: Pfft, it's 2006!

Me: Oh uh, secks?

At 7/21/06 11:59 PM, Responsibility wrote: look at the last post I made before today(3/14/2004) you were a fucking noob when my last post before today was actually made.

You called me a noob TODAY. Therefore, you still lose. God, I hate it when people can't accept defeat.

At 7/22/06 12:02 AM, EyelessArchfiend wrote:

At 7/21/06 11:59 PM, Responsibility wrote: look at the last post I made before today(3/14/2004) you were a fucking noob when my last post before today was actually made.

You called me a noob TODAY. Therefore, you still lose. God, I hate it when people can't accept defeat.

Post count and lvl don't matter its the sign up date bitch. If I had deposited exp every day sence I signed up I would be lvl 16 and you only 15. So shut up.

At 7/22/06 12:10 AM, Responsibility wrote: Post count and lvl don't matter its the sign up date bitch.

Oh no, I believe you gain BBS experience from posting and gaining lvls. Sign up dates don't matter to anyone if you act like an absolute cunt.

If I had deposited exp every day sence I signed up I would be lvl 16 and you only 15.

BUT YOU DIDN'T.

At 7/21/06 10:45 PM, Responsibility wrote:

At 7/21/06 10:43 PM, RedCoin wrote:

At 7/21/06 10:41 PM, Responsibility wrote: Why because my Clander spoof was better than yours?

Nope, because it was a cheesy rip off mine.

Just admit it. Mine was better than your attempt at comming out of the closet.

lol a gay insult, brilliant.
u sir are my hero.

At 7/22/06 12:10 AM, Responsibility wrote:

Post count and lvl don't matter its the sign up date bitch. If I had deposited exp every day sence I signed up I would be lvl 16 and you only 15. So shut up.

Shut the fuck up. You're a witless, arrogant noob...accept it.
Just because you signed up before someone doesn't give you the authority to call him a noob.
You've only deposited like 10 times in like 3 years, and you are insulting a person who has 5,000 more posts than you.

im not siding with EyelessArchfiend i just hate you >:(

At 7/22/06 02:37 AM, Nicko9y wrote: im not siding with EyelessArchfiend i just hate you >:(

Maybe the reason he left for two years is because everyone hated him. WELL DEJA-FUCKING-VOU.

Prosecutor: "So you don't feel responsible for the crimes of rape and murder?!"
Corporal Clark: "Pfft, It's 2006."

Corporal Thomas E. Clark was later found guilty and sentenced to life imprisonment and hard labor. The sentence was later reduced.

At 7/22/06 03:40 AM, Piccardo wrote: Why's Newgrounds getting worse.. ?
"Isn't it obvious? It's 2006!"

but you do have a point.... i mean two pages of the same joke, c'mon guys! its like eating bread thats past the stage of being stale. C: |

"how comes your making stupid topics about saying "its 2006!"?"
"Pfttt. Its 2006"

Hitlershould have tried thaty:

"Hitler, why have you annexxed Poland?"
"Pfft.It's 2006"
"Alrighty then, I was worried for a moment"

At 7/21/06 11:59 PM, Responsibility wrote:

a lot of shit

God you're a loser, I joined two months ago and yet it's quite clear you're the biggest moron here.

OMFG WHY ARE YOU RAPING ME>:(

Its 2006.

Oh ok.

"dad, where do babies come from?"

pfft. It's 2006.

*after a long lecture on how using a makeshift flamethrower is very hazardous*

"So what made you think you were allowed to turn your super soaker into a flamethrower?"
"...It's 2006?"

*me = dead*

Your answer dun not works-ing for EVERYTHING...>=(

"Why isn't Responsibility perma-banned?"
"Pfft. It's 2006."

At 7/22/06 09:28 AM, -API- wrote: "Why isn't Responsibility perma-banned?"
"Pfft. It's 2006."

Fuckering WIN.

*gives flamethrowing super soaker to -API- as trophy*

"How many licks does it take to get to the center of tootsie pop?"
"It's 2006."

In court.

Enemy Lawyer: Sir, you are accused of drunk driving, vehicular manlaughter, killing 24 hookers using a child's skull as a weapon, having 400 pounds of cocain, killing your own lawyer, and robbing a number of conveince stores, porn shops, banks, sperm banks, and a electronic store! What do you have to say for your self?

Me: Pfft, it's 2006

Judge: Has the jury reached a verdict?

Jury: Not guilty!

Me:* Grabs Desert Eagle, and shoots enemy lawyer in head* It's 2006.

At 7/22/06 09:43 AM, DethX wrote:

At 7/22/06 09:28 AM, -API- wrote: "Why isn't Responsibility perma-banned?"
"Pfft. It's 2006."

*gives flamethrowing super soaker to -API- as trophy*

I already have one of those.

What are you doing in bed
Pfft, it's 2006
No, I mean why are my grandmother's ashes scattered across your dick

Person1: "Why are there fireworks up your ass?"
Person2: "Pfft its 2005!...."
Person3: "No its not"

At 7/22/06 01:00 AM, EyelessArchfiend wrote:

At 7/22/06 12:10 AM, Responsibility wrote: Post count and lvl don't matter its the sign up date bitch.

Oh no, I believe you gain BBS experience from posting and gaining lvls. Sign up dates don't matter to anyone if you act like an absolute cunt.

If I had deposited exp every day sence I signed up I would be lvl 16 and you only 15.

BUT YOU DIDN'T.

Nice pic man that was a great burn

But here is mine:

Parent: Why are you not outside mowing the lawn?
Kid: Pfft its 2006