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Havent seen it yet but from what im reading on here i def am.....hopefully its a $7.50 well spent...

At 7/22/06 12:48 AM, I_am_Iron_Man wrote:

Not to worry. I ain't seen it, either. But from what I heard, it's gonna be the shit.

The original was.

HOW DARE YOU. Clerks is one of the greatest movies of all time, made with no big stars and for under $30,000 to boot. Long live Clerks, cant wait to see the second.

(p.s.) sorry i know capsing gets old but it was called for.

At 7/21/06 03:21 PM, DrKilledByDeath87 wrote: Won't you be tempted to get high?

tempted? y do i need temptation?

Not with the power of Christ on my side Sir!

christ.................. right..................

jesus just realized i misread the post i commented on, oops sorry for wasting time. what a noobish thing to do. sorry

Just saw the 10:30 and it's probably my first or second Kevin Smith film, right up there with Chasing Amy. I actually liked it a bit more than the original Clerks. All the scenes with Jay were fucking hilarious.

Been wanting to see it very badly.

Glad to see that most of you like it. I was thinking it might not be that great.

Yea, i havent laughed that much in a long time. The movie was worth my 8.50$ thats a first in a long..long time.

XD

At 7/21/06 05:45 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: I am most tempted.

as you should be

To this day, nobody has made me laugh more than Jay on Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Clerks was alright. Dogma was cool but didn't match up to that movie.

"What the fuck is the internet?" is the best line ever.

And the fact that they spend the bluntman and chronic movie money they made to go to people's houses and kick there asses for talking shit about them (even though the people were talking about the movie). And one the people said "If Jay and Silent Bob were real, I'd beat the shit out of them for being so stupid!"

At 7/21/06 03:43 PM, HerculesXIX wrote: Pillow Pants...nuff said.

Seriously, that whole sequence had me laughing so hard I was having trouble breathing. Heinie Troll!! Randall's reaction shots were just classic. But it wasn't just funny, the dramatic parts were also brillant. The prison conversation was a masterpiece, it's good to see the characters have evolved since Clerks. The only thing I didn't like was the cheesy montage at the end and the last line:

"This is the beggining of our lives"

Uuughh... But it didn't ruin the overall experience. I'm glad I got up early in the morning to catch the first presentation, and I might go see it a second time.

Oh, and the Silence of the Lambs reference was classic...
"Uh...Is that my surprise?" LOL!!

The interpretation of Lord of the Rings, oh man.

I havn't seen the first one but I remember seeing Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back and thought it was funny. I might see Clerks II at the theater, I'm definatly going to see it when it comes on satalite though.

At 7/21/06 03:26 PM, _Socrates wrote: Get in Kevin Smith.
I would be straight to a cinema to see Clerks 2, but unfortuantely I live in the UK, and unless it's been incredibly badly promo'd, it's not out here. DVD here I come.

We always miss the good shit.

I never saw the first one, so I'll try ad get a copy of it and THEN go see the second one.

I saw that yesterday, fucking hilarious man, anyone who doesn't like it can go fuck themselves because it was good no matter what anyone says >:(

My favorite parts were the Jay and Silent Bob ones, and the Porch Monkey-racist bit :P
Wonder if there'll be a 3rd one, or another J & SB movie ;0

At 7/22/06 08:10 PM, Jizwh0r wrote: The interpretation of Lord of the Rings, oh man.

"and then after the suckfest is over, Sam totally bricks in Frodos mouth"

I swear to god, the first ten minutes made up for Jersey Girl. Kevin Smith really does deserve credit for staying true to the original when making this movie so many years later.

For those who haven't seen it, I personally enjoyed this movie more than Pirates. And since my opinion is the only one that counts I say you all go drop some cash and watch this lovely bit of cinema.

I miss my donkey. Classic.

God damnit I need to se this movie. The first clerks was a classic.

At 7/21/06 05:38 PM, Wildcat_Dad wrote:

The beastiality is fucking aswom.

Interspecies erotica fucko.

At 7/22/06 09:34 PM, evilXbanana wrote:

At 7/22/06 08:10 PM, Jizwh0r wrote: The interpretation of Lord of the Rings, oh man.

"and then after the suckfest is over, Sam totally bricks in Frodos mouth"

I almost cried laughing when I heard that.

"Two Towers: *Walks, trips on a rock, continues walking*"

At 7/22/06 10:29 PM, Jizwh0r wrote:

At 7/22/06 09:34 PM, evilXbanana wrote:

At 7/22/06 08:10 PM, Jizwh0r wrote: The interpretation of Lord of the Rings, oh man.

"and then after the suckfest is over, Sam totally bricks in Frodos mouth"

I almost cried laughing when I heard that.

"Two Towers: *Walks, trips on a rock, continues walking*"

"Ready for the third movie!?"
*Walks, throws ring, shrugs and walks away*

just saw it a few minutes ago. I was worried it would ruin the original, but it was brilliance. pillow pants wtf, anyone notice the music in the background, nice touch.

At 7/21/06 05:38 PM, Wildcat_Dad wrote: The beastiality is fucking aswom.

Its Interspecies Erotica.

Jay and Silent Bob are too good! Whats the deal with pillow pants?

I want to see that but I cant because I'm only 15 and they wont let me in without an adult.

At 7/23/06 01:16 AM, zoidburg016 wrote: I want to see that but I cant because I'm only 15 and they wont let me in without an adult.

Fuck them! They can suck your dick if they arent going to take your $20 to kill themselves a little inside. And if they dont let you in, burn that mutha fucka down!

At 7/22/06 09:28 PM, Mad-Cow wrote:
Wonder if there'll be a 3rd one, or another J & SB movie ;0

I kind of hope not, because anything else will just be disappointing after this movie. Besides, I felt that Kevin Smith tied off all the loose ends of the story and the ending of this movie was perfect, starting the New Jersey saga on a 'down' and turning a complete 180 in the end.

"I'd fuck me, I'd fuck me hard."

I never seen it.

hey i might see it what were the highs and lows of the plot if it had any?

was it funny all the way through cause , i always get stuck behind the big fat black ladies the bellow their disgusting laughs so i want to know if i would be expecting a fun time or a horrible time

At 7/21/06 09:05 PM, _Cory_ wrote: Clerks I is on my favorite movies on my profile.Tis a shame if only I was of age to go see Clerks II..........

Tell your mom to buy you a ticket then she can buy a ticket to see another movie while you're watching Clerks. that's what I did.