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Posted at: 7/21/06 09:15 AM
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How does one go about finding their virginity?
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Posted at: 7/21/06 09:16 AM
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yeah, not really very funny that is it?
Posted at: 7/21/06 09:17 AM
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Search it on google
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Posted at: 7/21/06 09:18 AM
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At 7/21/06 09:16 AM, pellmayo wrote: yeah, not really very funny that is it?
This shit is hilarious, bitch.
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Use the force.
Posted at: 7/21/06 09:19 AM
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nubs, just lose it, it wont do u any good later on ;)
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At 7/21/06 09:15 AM, -Kuro- wrote: How does one go about finding their virginity?
Do what normal person does and post an ad in a Lost and Found column. Like so: Lost: 1 virginity, high sentimental value, lost in someone's bed, reward for safe return.
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Posted at: 7/21/06 09:24 AM
What's not funny?
Posted at: 7/21/06 09:25 AM
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Best place to check is in the airing cupboard, next to the rapeman.
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Posted at: 7/21/06 09:27 AM
It will be where you left it.
Posted at: 7/21/06 09:30 AM
You people are misunderstanding, I don't want to find out where it is, I want to find out how to find it.
Posted at: 7/21/06 09:35 AM
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I reckon, I went around to my ex's the other day and asked her if she'd seen it, she was as lost as I was.
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Posted at: 7/21/06 09:37 AM
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google earth.
At 7/21/06 09:35 AM, JesseRay wrote: I reckon, I went around to my ex's the other day and asked her if she'd seen it, she was as lost as I was.
But you should never trust your ex. She probably is doing something bad with it as we speak.
Posted at: 7/21/06 09:45 AM
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way to completely murder a good metaphor u ass
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Posted at: 7/21/06 09:47 AM
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At 7/21/06 09:19 AM, Dj_Fanta5t1c wrote: nubs, just lose it, it wont do u any good later on ;)
uuh stfu newb >:(
Posted at: 7/21/06 09:49 AM
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Posted at: 7/21/06 10:05 AM
At 7/21/06 09:37 AM, -sas- wrote: At 7/21/06 09:15 AM, -Kuro- wrote: How does one go about finding their virginity?google earth.
lol
Posted at: 7/21/06 10:06 AM
ima dumbass.
ignore this one =Z
Posted at: 7/21/06 10:10 AM
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You look where you are not looking.... duh
Posted at: 7/21/06 10:11 AM
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Posted at: 7/21/06 10:12 AM
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im pretty sure your born with it but in my case i stole it from a small orphaned pig
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Posted at: 7/21/06 10:20 AM
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well I think i once heard about a religious therapy for born again ppl and it heps to reclaimyour virginity or some thing,
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Posted at: 7/21/06 10:21 AM
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Virginity is for gays
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Posted at: 7/21/06 10:25 AM
At 7/21/06 10:20 AM, blamurai wrote: At 7/21/06 09:15 AM, -Kuro- wrote: How does one go about finding their virginity?well I think i once heard about a religious therapy for born again ppl and it heps to reclaimyour virginity or some thing,
But we all know that's fake, I mean, the person would still have had sex.
Posted at: 7/21/06 10:37 AM
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Simply steal someone else's.
I hardly ever come here anymore....
Posted at: 7/21/06 10:42 AM
At 7/21/06 10:37 AM, Noob-Antichrist wrote: Simply steal someone else's.
AND WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!!!!!
Virginity is not a thing but a state of being therefor you cannot lose per say your virginity but simply do not acheive that state.
Also can someone define sex for me is it just having sexual intercourse or do you have to ejaculate, this may determine when I truly lost my V's.
Posted at: 7/21/06 10:45 AM
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At 7/21/06 10:42 AM, JesseRay wrote: Also can someone define sex for me is it just having sexual intercourse or do you have to ejaculate, this may determine when I truly lost my V's.
It has to be sexual intercourse with someone else. Keep tryin' :)
Posted at: 7/21/06 10:48 AM
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At 7/21/06 09:30 AM, -Kuro- wrote: You people are misunderstanding, I don't want to find out where it is, I want to find out how to find it.
Try underaged kids,they got plenty of it that you might borrow
Posted at: 7/21/06 10:51 AM
At 7/21/06 10:48 AM, Parallel-Falcon wrote: At 7/21/06 09:30 AM, -Kuro- wrote: You people are misunderstanding, I don't want to find out where it is, I want to find out how to find it.Try underaged kids,they got plenty of it that you might borrow
Not with television like it is nowadays, kids are getting knocked up in the womb.
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