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Is going to HELL!!! Yeah, see on her way to work she dropped off our Rott, Trixie(like from Speed Racer) and any way she called up crying and said she was going to hell and told me to say a prayer for the Little Squirelle she ran over. She said, She Zigged and he Zagged and SPLAT!!! So I am dating a murderer, might I add she previously ran over a racoon with the same vehicle... I don't know how I will live with myself... whatever shall I do her path of carnage must end.

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don't let her drive seems the obvious option.

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Don't worry, I'll be their with her :).

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If that's murder I must be one fuckin' sadistic muderous fiend.

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Man that poor squirrel. Tell her that she is overexagerating and that God doesn't care about squirrels.

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Eye for an eye.

Kill the bitch.

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I recall running over a mole last summer.

He sounded like hotdogs in the microwave. :)

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At 7/21/06 09:00 AM, SaiNT_SiLEiGHtY wrote: Eye for an eye.

Kill the bitch.

you my friend just said the words of god himself

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At 7/21/06 09:01 AM, Dauss wrote: I recall running over a mole last summer.

He sounded like hotdogs in the microwave. :)

MMMMMM hot dogs in the microwave. GRAGAERAGARAGARAww

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Sell her car.

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At 7/21/06 09:00 AM, SaiNT_SiLEiGHtY wrote: Eye for an eye.

Kill the bitch.

She killed two animals.

Double kill her.

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What kind of squirrel was it? If it was a grey one then thats ok but if it was red before (well its obviously red now ) then yep shes fucked bale out shes going to hell.

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You watch speed racer.

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I ran over an emu once, that was funny but this is different she needs to repent her ass for her sins and OD on holy water. You may already be tainted and should leave her immediatly to avoid exposure, once she has given birth to the messiah you may once again return to her but till then carry some garlic with you.

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First a racoon and then a squirel. If you see her in a car...

run

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At 7/21/06 09:19 AM, jedikiller1 wrote: First a racoon and then a squirel. If you see her in a car...

run

But don't scurry. That only worsens your odds.

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At 7/21/06 09:00 AM, SaiNT_SiLEiGHtY wrote: Eye for an eye.

Kill the bitch.

lol OWNED

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THAT BITCh... CRUISIFY HER!!

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At 7/21/06 09:20 AM, FUNKbrs wrote:
At 7/21/06 09:19 AM, jedikiller1 wrote: First a racoon and then a squirel. If you see her in a car...

run
But don't scurry. That only worsens your odds.

You dive to the side of the road and then hope like fuck you don't see reversing lights.

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At 7/21/06 09:08 AM, TheBigLemon wrote:
At 7/21/06 09:00 AM, SaiNT_SiLEiGHtY wrote: Eye for an eye.

Kill the bitch.
She killed two animals.

Double kill her.

Or kill her sister too.

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QUIRLi only got 1 thing to say...POOR SQUIRL POOR RACCON!!!!!!!!!WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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At 7/21/06 08:58 AM, positively_negative wrote: If that's murder I must be one fuckin' sadistic muderous fiend.

they have pills for that we can get you help son...

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lol try hitting a wild turkey.. feathers all over! :D

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I ran over a small horse....

I actually drove past it and decided to get out and smash it into the floor with a sledge hammer, so i did :)

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Errr ... forget religion forget about death, think of hell as a good place! Just relax ppl live your life the jjx way (hehe)

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Send her to hell faster. KILL HER! MUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Well Duh??? I can't kill her how am I supposed to have sex wiht a dead body? that's gross. I have a solution I must bind her in handcuffs while she lays nude and helpless on my bed and Spank Her ..like in Monty Python :D and the to make sure she doesn't forget.. well you don't wanna know. But I think she is to far gone and I am actually starting to think I am next. She said she would"suprise me" when she gets over to my house. I don't know if she means to do me bodily harm or take advantage of me sexually while I sleep(Plz GOD!!) Oh God Guys help me Hell hath no fury like a pissed off woman!! Ten years of martial arts skills are worth shit against her Saturn Ion doing Fifty hell look what she did to a squirrle doing 15!!!!!

yeah I used to watch Speed Racer...

Oh and ...Trixie

My Girlfriend thinks she..

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That how every woman drives dont worry about it.

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At 7/21/06 10:18 AM, Sixers1fan wrote: That how every woman drives dont worry about it.

I am still worried about that "suprise" unless she is coming home in her Nurse's uniform ..AWOOOOOOO!!!

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You see shes not the murderer the CAR is its a witch burn it

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