Oh, please.
It doesn't take long to accumulate 2000 posts if you can type at a decent speed. If you're one of those people who types with one finger, then maybe message boards aren't your thing. I suggest taking a typing class in school next semester.
On the other hand, if you are capable of typing a sentence in less than a minute, you can easily reach 2000 posts in six months, by only making about a dozen posts per day, which, on a busy forum like the NG BBS, might be only two or three conversations.
So fuck off.