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Name: EvilLaugh 1.0
Affect: Infects the sound settings so that every freaking OS event sound effect is replaced with evil_laugh.wav. Whenever you start programs, open menus, empty the trash or anything you hear a short, crazy laughter.

Name: ZOMFG.dll
Effect: An E-Mail Virus. When opened, it deletes all wav and mp3 files on the computer. It is then forwarded to everyone on your address list.

Name: HammerHammerHammer

Effect: When sent to ones computer an exessivley large hammer comes out of the screen and smashes your PC to F**k :)

name:100111010111010
what it does:a big boxing glove comes out of the computer screen and punches ou in the face every time you click the mouse

At 7/18/06 01:19 PM, TehreTard wrote: Name: Lolita virus
Affect: Downloads outrageous amounts of child porn onto a computer's hard drive.

At 7/18/06 01:24 PM, JacksonHSR wrote: Name: Henati Virus

Affect: Floods your computer with pop-ups of hentai every 2 minutes if your parents are home. If not, it floods every 5 minuites.

And this are bad, why ?

At 7/29/06 02:48 PM, NeoSoviet wrote:

At 7/18/06 01:19 PM, TehreTard wrote: Name: Lolita virus
Affect: Downloads outrageous amounts of child porn onto a computer's hard drive.

At 7/18/06 01:24 PM, JacksonHSR wrote: Name: Henati Virus

Affect: Floods your computer with pop-ups of hentai every 2 minutes if your parents are home. If not, it floods every 5 minuites.

And this are bad, why ?

Child porn is bad because it can get you in jail and it is bad because your parents will be angry.

AWW CRAP virus

This will turn everything on your computer into turds/shit. When you click something, you first hear crapping noise and then a racist slur.

name:rofflewaffle

affect: waffles!!!!!

when this virus is sent it replaces all your files with waffles eg.when you click on a song you suddenly hear some annoyin kid start singin bout waffles

Name: OMG lound soundz

Turns all your volumes up mega loud including your subwoofer then plays a mega loud sound on the right frequency that will destroy you eardrums thus deafening you.

It will also cause you to moisten your pants.

At 7/30/06 03:25 PM, Moku69 wrote: name:rofflewaffle

affect: waffles!!!!!

when this virus is sent it replaces all your files with waffles eg.when you click on a song you suddenly hear some annoyin kid start singin bout waffles

This song could work.

Name:Numaraid
Causes:every single file to turn into video clips of numa

At 7/30/06 03:29 PM, nutman217 wrote: Name:Numaraid
Causes:every single file to turn into video clips of numa

Name: Numa Numa
Causes: Makes him come over to your house and do it in front of you.

Virus: CD scarpo-matic

Effect: Virus is hidden intill you play a cd itll work for 2 minutes then the cd well spin rly fast and blow up and you willl get a error on the screen. When u open the thing lots of flying particles well hit u very sharply

At 7/30/06 03:28 PM, DarkHomonculus wrote:

At 7/30/06 03:25 PM, Moku69 wrote: name:rofflewaffle

affect: waffles!!!!!

when this virus is sent it replaces all your files with waffles eg.when you click on a song you suddenly hear some annoyin kid start singin bout waffles

This song could work.

that would definetly work lol =D

name:luckybunni.lld
affects: renames all your word documents realy vulgar stuff. Your computor sends a random immage of a drunkem women doing random things to all your friends over msn, thus spreading further. Hacks into your halifax banck accounts and changes your registration to bedrulzurrass and changes ur internet sites to realy nasty stuff like meatspin and brownlove.

At 7/18/06 01:04 PM, _ttaM_ wrote:

Note - This shouldn't be taken seriously..

Make up a virus, give it a name!
And, say what it does to the computer its sent to!
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Name : Hot hot Heat.
Affect : Blows up Computer.
--
Once this virus is sent, you'll hear your computer fan,
run really fast, The average computer degree is 35c,
this virus crosses the line to 75 - which lights your computer on fire.
--
Alright, so.. I want to hear some of your ideas!

ERM...

File Name: Win1.1 (it has win in it,making it slightly harder to find at random, i dont think i'd delete somthing that sounded windows-ish unless my virus software said to do so)

Affect:opens a sort of IM window in which i could talk to these people destratceing them whilst the virusdeleted and replaced every none esentiall file on the computer with more viruses (until the hard drive is full) once thats done the virus conects to the email contacts list and sends its self to every one in there, so forth meaning the proces is repeated again with more people (kinda working like a pyrimid scheme lol)

oh and the computer doesn't egnite once it reaches 75'c, the the procesor just dies (there made of silacon)

M.J.

your computer rapes you

A virus that kills Linux off. It comes as a videogame called "Star Shooters", but requires installation to be done under "root" account to set up 3D stuff. When the unsuspecting Linux user logs on as "root" to have fun with the game, it will quickly go and erase all password files, all of the files in the /bin folder, wull shut off Apache for good, and will screw up desktop settings. Additionaly, it will create random HUGE files in random locations of the disk to eat hard disk space. And then the Linux user will say: "Holy shit, they screwed me, just like any normal Windows user." Pwn3d.

This is actually a warning to let you know that, you are not safe, not even on Linux. The most trivial software may one day wipe your ass.

The spooge virus

Causes your keys to become sticky for no reason.

At 7/29/06 12:58 PM, RobotTaco wrote: Virus: Brown note virus
Affect: Play's the brown note, you die.
Anti-Virus: Keep the speaker's off.

You get a cookie if you know where I got this from, and it's REALLY easy to find where it's from.

South park

Another virus

Windows 32
Affect: Turns your software to Windows 32, even on Macs and Linux.

Ebaumsworld.com
Affect: Redirects you to Ebaumsworld.com

This virus will also send your .swf files to Bauman and you guessed it, you get nothing in return. Whats worse is that your computer changes to Windows 95 or Win 32.

Name : OH SNAP VIRUS
Affect : Makes you read Wades oh snap threads

Name : underOATH virus.

Affect : This virus, will make your ears bleed with pleasure.
Not only will your ears bleed, you'll become emotional, and mosh in your spare time.

The thing is, this isn't bad - This is good.

Name: Computer AIDS

Affect: Destroys the anti virus program on the computer leaving it open to every virus there is. Just like what AIDS does to the immune system.

The Pr0n virus
It will turn your 3 and a half inch floppy into a hard drive ;)

Sex prompt virus
whenever you click anything, an error message appears: Seckxingz n0t f0unD, pl3ase 1nserT p3n0r int0 V:/ drive.

LOL!

Name: The Emo Virus
Affect: Your computer goes emo. It plays emo music, deletes all its programs and eventually destroys itself.

At 7/30/06 03:25 PM, Flii wrote: name:rofflewaffle

affect: waffles!!!!!

when this virus is sent it replaces all your files with waffles eg.when you click on a song you suddenly hear some annoyin kid start singin bout waffles

ROFL!!!!!!
name...TNT
efffect...makes screamers pop up for 2 seconds then pop ups for diapers and p*rn then more pop ups like that....buddy...free screensaver.....waffll!......afterwards the computer blows up! :):):):):):):):)

Name: post3R virus

it makes it so that the second you turn on your computer, a screamer pops out at you, then it shuts off again.

i know!
name: the virus that screws up some random guys comp
what it does: pisses off random people that dont hav the money to buy another comp.
..i was sent that 1 :(

I know what my virus would be like but i'm not sure how i can put it into words...Although i'lll try..

Name - Failure To Delete

What It Does - When you try too delete anything of your computer, It copys and pastes itself into everyone of your folders. When you try too restart your computer it deletes something important. If you try too scan for the virus, It deletes your firewall, Virus scanner and other various protections. If it is found and an attempt too delete it is made. It would make the screen on your computer go black and your tower too turn off itself...Never too work again..

I guess thats what i would make a virus like if i could, Even though it would be basicly impossible...

virus name: hand grenade

virus effect: when it is triggered (pin pulled) in a few short seconds your computor will go to computor heaven