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psycho-squirrel

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Posted at: 7/19/06 01:42 AM

NEUTRAL LEVEL 15

Sign-Up: 04/30/04

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name: XP-FU
(description of name-XP=eyes closed and tounge sticking out in a mocking way. FU=Fuck You)

affect: is able to upgrade itself to go through any firewall by taking the firewall's programing and adapting to it so it can break through it. it cant be traced or found. once in your computer it deletes all your files and repaces them with a picture of a yellow face with closed eyes and sticking out its toung mockingly and flipping you off. once you click any file or open any program, it will start to open all the files and then open your internet browser and open up your email to your address book, sent mail, and received mail and send this virus to all those emails. then after its done it overloads your computer till it fries.

Mechanus

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Posted at: 7/19/06 01:50 AM

EVIL LEVEL 10

Sign-Up: 06/23/06

Posts: 229

Waka-Laka Virus

Effect: Spawns mushrooms that repeatedly sing "Waka Laka" at increasing rates, untill the rapid sound waves set lethal vibrations in your body, as the Quivering Palm ability (someone please help me stop making D&D references)

Dark6

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Posted at: 7/19/06 01:52 AM

NEUTRAL LEVEL 27

Sign-Up: 11/25/04

Posts: 10,295

BONZAI BUDDEE 1337 EXTREME 2.

Screams every action you perform on the internet.

YOU ARE NOW CHECKING EMAIL!!!
YOU JUST REFRESHED THE PAGE!!!

Yeh.
Yeh.
;_______;

Minion777

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Posted at: 7/19/06 01:55 AM

FAB LEVEL 34

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Posts: 11,550

At 7/19/06 01:52 AM, Dark6 wrote: BONZAI BUDDEE 1337 EXTREME 2.

Screams every action you perform on the internet.

YOU ARE NOW CHECKING EMAIL!!!
YOU JUST REFRESHED THE PAGE!!!

Actually, i dont think i would mind that.

Monster Count: 1832 Fillet Minion
DONT PUT MARBLES IN YOUR NOSE PUT THEM IN THERE DO NOT PUT THEM IN THERE

Dark6

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Posted at: 7/19/06 01:57 AM

NEUTRAL LEVEL 27

Sign-Up: 11/25/04

Posts: 10,295

At 7/19/06 01:55 AM, Minion777 wrote:
At 7/19/06 01:52 AM, Dark6 wrote: BONZAI BUDDEE 1337 EXTREME 2.

Screams every action you perform on the internet.

YOU ARE NOW CHECKING EMAIL!!!
YOU JUST REFRESHED THE PAGE!!!
Actually, i dont think i would mind that.

I would find it hilarious.

Yeh.
Yeh.
;_______;

SardonicSamurai

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Posted at: 7/19/06 02:02 AM

DARK LEVEL 17

Sign-Up: 09/15/05

Posts: 5,508

Virus Name: "the WTF Virus"

Affects:
1. Any movement of the arrow will create another arrow. Each random arrow is given random variables that make them fly in different directions when the mouse is moved.
2. Clicking will make the arrows bunch together over a file and explode, thus deleting the file.
3. Right Clicking does the same.
4. Pushing any key will make Microsoft Sam say the letter/ key. For example, pushing "A" will make him say "A" and pushing "Ctrl" makes him say "Control", and etc.
5. Pressing Ctrl + Alt + Delete will destroy the rest of your computer anti-virus programs and router protections, also opening 3 random gay porn sites per second.
6. Pressing Delete will create thousands of arrows. Those arrows would then attack themselves to every file, folder, game, etc, on your computer. They would then explode, while Microsoft Sam says "pwned" until your computer completely dies.

Aerosphere

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Posted at: 7/19/06 02:11 AM

FAB LEVEL 34

Sign-Up: 05/02/04

Posts: 2,622

Name : Benny Hill.exe

Effect : Pictures of the smurfs running around you screen,
with the Benny Hill song playing in the backround.

Hahahaha.

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Aerosphere

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Posted at: 7/19/06 03:24 AM

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C'mon, I wanna' hear more of these!! :^]

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Bolo

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Posted at: 7/19/06 03:26 AM

EVIL LEVEL 29

Sign-Up: 11/29/05

Posts: 8,528

name: the mac virus
function: attempts to wipe hard drive but is immediately thwarted by superior programming.

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Bolo

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Posted at: 7/19/06 03:29 AM

EVIL LEVEL 29

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At 7/19/06 03:26 AM, Petroleum wrote: name: the mac virus
function: attempts to wipe hard drive but is immediately thwarted by superior programming.

actually a more apt name would be "the virus that attacks macs"

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SilverBaller

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Posted at: 7/19/06 03:44 AM

LIGHT LEVEL 17

Sign-Up: 01/14/06

Posts: 480

Dark aura virus

automatticly votes 0 on every submission you've watched with a voting
power: 67.45

Hi!!!!

Aerosphere

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Posted at: 7/19/06 03:47 AM

FAB LEVEL 34

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At 7/19/06 03:44 AM, HolyBlade wrote: Dark aura virus

automatticly votes 0 on every submission you've watched with a voting
power: 67.45

Hahaha!

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SilverBaller

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Posted at: 7/19/06 05:30 AM

LIGHT LEVEL 17

Sign-Up: 01/14/06

Posts: 480

troy virus

Your wallpaper will show a pic of a giant wooden horse. After
an our the stumach of the horse will open. and there will come out
1000sends of smileys with a sign that says "obey newgrounds"
then it will automaticly proceed to newgrounds where they will
steal yur bank account. And the money will be spread over all newgrounds
users!!!

haahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahha

Hi!!!!

Begger

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Posted at: 7/19/06 05:32 AM

LIGHT LEVEL 07

Sign-Up: 11/28/05

Posts: 575

Virus: Stop fappin!

Affect: When look on porn sites, it will automatically raise the volume up the loudest and yell, " YOUR SON IS FAPPING, YOUR SON IS FAPPING!!!"

that would be very funny to see..

Farplane

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Posted at: 7/19/06 05:34 AM

DARK LEVEL 16

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At 7/19/06 05:32 AM, Begger wrote: Virus: Stop fappin!

That should be an installable program that parents could put on.

My deviantART

Aerosphere

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Posted at: 7/19/06 05:35 AM

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At 7/19/06 05:34 AM, Jareddeitch wrote:
At 7/19/06 05:32 AM, Begger wrote: Virus: Stop fappin!
That should be an installable program that parents could put on.

Hahahaha, That'd be the worst thing ever!

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Begger

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Posted at: 7/19/06 06:06 AM

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then the only way to un-install the Stop Fapping! virus is to tell your parents you were fapping all day long!

pricesless....

tdobbin

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Posted at: 7/19/06 06:09 AM

EVIL LEVEL 13

Sign-Up: 04/16/04

Posts: 1,093

GOT DIS OFF HALO-2

name: F-U

Affect:like the press any key to continue but wont go away and the screen just flashes FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU~!!!!!!!! LOL ROFL n00b 1337 Hack3r lol

lol i suck at shit like dis

My youtube videos!

Begger

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Posted at: 7/19/06 06:16 AM

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lol, that would be pretty funny though...

SilverBaller

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Posted at: 7/19/06 06:16 AM

LIGHT LEVEL 17

Sign-Up: 01/14/06

Posts: 480

the imitating virus

youre wallpaper will show the picture of a giant bomb. everytime you take
a look at your wallpaper. the string becomes shorter and shorter.
when the string is really short you will get warning messages that say.
"your computer has been deadly infected by a virus" when theres no more
string the bomb will explode and 1000sensd of smileys come out AND its
the same as the troy virus

Hi!!!!

tdobbin

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Posted at: 7/19/06 06:23 AM

EVIL LEVEL 13

Sign-Up: 04/16/04

Posts: 1,093

Name: Screamer Virus!!!!!!

Affect: Every now and then, The computer will turn up the volume loud and the scariest screamer will come out of no where!!!

I think this is a good 1

My youtube videos!

Nick2292

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Posted at: 7/19/06 06:25 AM

DARK LEVEL 23

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At 7/18/06 01:04 PM, Piccardo wrote: Alright, so.. I want to hear some of your ideas!

name: lwal
affect: causes people to die

when this virues is sent to people it causes them to lagh like fucking crazy and die

THATS HOW WE ROLL.
http://www.prizerebel.com/index.php ?r=268960

Aerosphere

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Posted at: 7/19/06 06:27 AM

FAB LEVEL 34

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At 7/19/06 06:25 AM, nick2292 wrote:

when this virues is sent to people it causes them to lagh like fucking crazy and die

Will it cause them to shit themself's?

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Nick2292

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Posted at: 7/19/06 06:29 AM

DARK LEVEL 23

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Posts: 3,631

At 7/19/06 06:27 AM, Piccardo wrote:
At 7/19/06 06:25 AM, nick2292 wrote:
when this virues is sent to people it causes them to lagh like fucking crazy and die
Will it cause them to shit themself's?

oh crap i forgot that part and when there done with that they piss them selfes

THATS HOW WE ROLL.
http://www.prizerebel.com/index.php ?r=268960

KillerDreaming

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Posted at: 7/19/06 06:29 AM

NEUTRAL LEVEL 07

Sign-Up: 08/18/02

Posts: 124

Name: Subtract Regret
Affect: This virus pulls the regret of now staying active through the four years you've been registered on NG, and taking the chance to most likely be about level 50 by now, instead of 9.

SilverBaller

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Posted at: 7/19/06 06:39 AM

LIGHT LEVEL 17

Sign-Up: 01/14/06

Posts: 480

bugger virus

when this virus is on your computer
sometimes it will give a hard scream
and you will see this pic.

Make up a virus!

Hi!!!!

Aerosphere

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Posted at: 7/19/06 06:39 AM

FAB LEVEL 34

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At 7/19/06 06:29 AM, KillerDreaming wrote: Name: Subtract Regret
Affect: This virus pulls the regret of now staying active through the four years you've been registered on NG, and taking the chance to most likely be about level 50 by now, instead of 9.

Hahaha.

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shini-gami

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Posted at: 7/19/06 06:42 AM

EVIL LEVEL 04

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Posts: 1,161

joy-gasm virus

makes your computer come and come and squirt all over the place

blamurai

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Posted at: 7/19/06 07:17 AM

EVIL LEVEL 12

Sign-Up: 04/14/05

Posts: 4,955

Yeti Flu... you end up looking like Wilford Brimley

Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and FUCK the prom queen!

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