OK. there was this kid with glasses and velcro shoes, but he looked old enough to be 15. he was running down the street and behind him followed a guy on a skateboard, which looked like a really bad one. as i was eating my ice cream i thought a really funny thing to tell him. i told him hey your shoelaces are untied (remember he was wearing velcro) he stopped to check and noticed he had no laces but it was too late. the kid on the skateboard ran right into him and a scream was let out that could be heard for an entire 2 blocks "OMG MY ASS." Now of course a scream this loud would turn attention. almost everyone on the street opened stuck their head out of a window or opened a door to look what was happenening. right as everyone was watching this all happen some bird shit landed on the kid and he went home crying. and that was it...