Why is church so boring

[TheGreatPatten]

Nothing better than getting woke up, in your warm and cozy bed, then being told get ready your going to Church!! Church is so boring to me because you sit there for 2 hours listening to the pastor talk about the Bible. It's so boring, why cant Church be fun!! Do you agree?

[Jizzlebang]

how about not going to church?

[TehreTard]

Did you try not going to church instead?

[simple-but-sandy]

At 7/16/06 01:02 PM, Jizzlebang wrote: how about not going to church?

thats what i did when i found church boring

aetheism ftw

[HaroFreak]

At 7/16/06 01:02 PM, JamelPatten wrote: Nothing better than getting woke up, in your warm and cozy bed, then being told get ready your going to Church!! Church is so boring to me because you sit there for 2 hours listening to the pastor talk about the Bible. It's so boring, why cant Church be fun!! Do you agree?

Well, there are less stereotypical chruches which are more casual when preaching, as well as feedback from both the audience and the pastor.

[Altered-Beast]

That's why I love my family. We got an Agnostic, Greek Orthodox, Unitarian, and Aethiest. Obviously, we don't really go to church.

[TheGreatPatten]

My parents make me go to Church!! If I dont they ground me!!

[CloudConnected]

Don't go to church then.

[FuckingGenius]

Not enough straight sex.

[ReadingStudios]

I'm black, it's not.

[JasBa]

I don't go to church so I laugh at you, haha.

[Jizzlebang]

At 7/16/06 01:04 PM, JamelPatten wrote: My parents make me go to Church!! If I dont they ground me!!

well, make a fucking stand for what you believe in, pussy...

[<deleted>]

church is gay because its a tool. religion is great IF u believe and use it. if u dont believe in it then church is pointless because ur not useing the tool to make life easier.

[Aardvark]

I used to go there. But then agreed with you, boredom.

[RKThrilla]

i g oto a christan church its cool 1st b4 u can play video games like halo then we play a game read a passage from the bible then listen to a live band and its only for teenagers its cool >: )

[IAmMoses]

At 7/16/06 01:04 PM, JamelPatten wrote: My parents make me go to Church!! If I dont they ground me!!

Omg!! I'm!! Cool!! Because!! I!! Type!! 2!! Exclamation!! Points!! After!! All!! of!! my!! Sentences!!

[Nightmaric]

Catholism > Christianity.

You can go to church on Saturday or Sunday, at 12am or 6pm. Most of the priests tell a couple of jokes. But I guess we both have free bread.

[Thyphoid]

At 7/16/06 01:04 PM, HaroFreak wrote: Well, there are less stereotypical chruches which are more casual when preaching, as well as feedback from both the audience and the pastor.

<cough>LDS</cough>

[FuckingGenius]

Why is everyone always so fucking stupid?

You can be a Christian, or a Jew, or a Catholic, or whatever you are, without going to church.

You don't go to church to prove your loyality to your religion, you go to church to learn about it. If you don't want to go to church, that's fine, it's your decision, but that doesn't mean you have to become an athiest just to do it.

Do you think God wants you to live every day in preppy little dress suits, sitting in a bunch of pews, listening to the endless preachings of someone? No. He wants you to live your life to the fullest, doing what's right and being a good person, occasionally looking up and saying "Thanks."

[HoboPorn]

Cause you sitting around for 2 hours doing nothing but listening to some dude talk about a dead guy.

[Nightmaric]

At 7/16/06 01:21 PM, RobTheDemented wrote: He wants you to live your life to the fullest, doing what's right and being a good person, occasionally looking up and saying "Thanks."

Quoted For great justice.

[azrag]

ya church is pretty boring I dont understand why people go... is it to be saved. Well then they are selfish they should learn how to save otheres instead of themselves I do however like what the church does for people so kudos to them but crap i hate listening to people yack on about god.

[Musk]

I'm catholic, but i'm don't wanna go to church 'cause in the bible, it doesn't really say
anything about going to church in your best clothes which you never wear for anything else.
The only times i go to church now is if there is a wedding.

[WillPostForFood]

At 7/16/06 01:13 PM, RKThrilla wrote: i g oto a christan church its cool 1st b4 u can play video games like halo then we play a game read a passage from the bible then listen to a live band and its only for teenagers its cool >: )

that sounds fucking gay.

[T-N-T]

If you are a methodist, you can only go there once a year. Why? all they want you to do is believe in the lord and Jesus.

[Xtesh]

At 7/16/06 01:17 PM, Nightmaric wrote: Catholism > Christianity.

We Catholics ARE Christians, so what does that mean

[T-N-T]

At 7/16/06 01:30 PM, Crosses wrote: I'm catholic, but i'm don't wanna go to church 'cause in the bible, it doesn't really say
anything about going to church in your best clothes which you never wear for anything else.
The only times i go to church now is if there is a wedding.

What about a funeral?

[Musk]

At 7/16/06 01:48 PM, Devil_Winds wrote:

At 7/16/06 01:30 PM, Crosses wrote: I'm catholic, but i'm don't wanna go to church 'cause in the bible, it doesn't really say
anything about going to church in your best clothes which you never wear for anything else.
The only times i go to church now is if there is a wedding.

What about a funeral?

Funerals are in Funeral Homes.

[KyleTheMadcap]

Christians are Nazis.

[eddy9999999]

ive not been for 8 years the only time i went was for my comunion along time ago.

if i were u i would get a hobbie on the day when u go church so u dont have to go!