Guys think they can understand the complexities of the female mind. I have news for us guys, we can't.
So in order to bring upon a different light to the subject I've conveyed the following message from my girlfriend:
Girls say what they mean, you'll know if she loves you by the way she walks, or smiles at you even though you aren't funny, Hell Erick (me) can be pretty retarted sometimes, but I love him for his oddness.
Then I replied:
Your pretty.... and your legs are shiny, and you have big....eyes... (she had already left by this point).
See shorty, (you don't mind if I call you shorty do you?) there's three phazes to relationships. First it's the swooning thing. That's when you show her your "moves" but in all actuality you suck, and she's just being nice. This is usually when you can tell when she "loves" you by the way she giggles at your stupidity, until you realize your being retarted.
Second is the "I've got her she's mine" Phaze, when you cling onto echother like a mofo.
Third is the "I don't give a shit" phaze, when you realize that either:
A. She's a ho, leave her
B. She actually loves you, and trusts you, and you can trust her with just about anything.
When you get to this phaze make sure you don't make a mistake. I know I havn't. I mean, 500 bucks, on a shiny thing, better not be a damn mistake (I havn't proposed yet, July 21 our anaversery, wish me luck)