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Posted at: 7/15/06 09:57 PM
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That is a sad story my friend, I too am a victim of rape...I want to let you know I'm here for you man cry on my shoulder
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Posted at: 7/15/06 09:58 PM
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At 7/15/06 09:57 PM, _Truth_ wrote: That is a sad story my friend, I too am a victim of rape...I want to let you know I'm here for you man cry on my shoulder
im glad i can relate to someone here.
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Posted at: 7/15/06 09:59 PM
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you DO know sex, repoduction IS the meaning of life. right? i mean. withoug repoduction there IS NO LIFE. i mean sure a blowjob isn't gonna give you new life ( a baby ) but hey. itll'.... uh..... um... prepare, yes it will prepare you for the future. that is IF you have a future. i mean. just don't grow up as a virgin till' it's too late.
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Posted at: 7/15/06 10:00 PM
At 7/15/06 09:59 PM, Tweax wrote: you DO know sex, repoduction IS the meaning of life. right?
you dont understand! i was TORTURED. it was hell..
Posted at: 7/15/06 10:01 PM
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At 7/15/06 09:59 PM, Tweax wrote: you DO know sex
I can't believe you have not noticed the clear humorous tone of the thread.
It is a lollercoaster. Sit back and enjoy the ride. DOn't eat popcorn though - you may choke.
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Posted at: 7/15/06 10:04 PM
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It is more like a "What the hell was that all about?" moment to me.
Posted at: 7/15/06 10:07 PM
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At 7/15/06 07:57 PM, WillPostForFood wrote: so there i was. thursday night. my fathers friend was over and he braught his 18 year old daughter. her name was susan i believe. so im sitting there in my boxers playing counter strike. she starts talking to me, small things like 'how are you?' and 'whats up?'. then out of the blue she turns my roller chair arround and says 'im going to show you something' and she unzips my pants!
So your wearing boxers and after that she unzip your pants? wow...
wow... is it me or...
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You got sucked off! It wasnt that BDSM, piss, puke, or scat shit (no pun intended)! Why the FUCK are you so mad? That wasnt torture! WAs she ugly or fat or what? Or was she just a bad sucker?
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you're a little late to notice that
Posted at: 7/15/06 10:08 PM
how was it torture. i mean. did she bite? did she squeese it too much? why was it torture? can't you see most of the prople here would like that? why don't you?
just explain WHY OR HOW it was torture. that's all i wanna know.
Posted at: 7/15/06 10:09 PM
At 7/15/06 10:08 PM, Tweax wrote: how was it torture. i mean. did she bite? did she squeese it too much? why was it torture? can't you see most of the prople here would like that? why don't you? just explain WHY OR HOW it was torture. that's all i wanna know.
You are taking this a bit too seriously. I would think an 18 year old girl would know that sucking off a 15 yeard old boy would land her in jail.
Posted at: 7/15/06 10:10 PM
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I think we've already established the fact that this is a joke post, this person was never raped, and boxers cannot be zipped, not even "the new ones at old navy".
Posted at: 7/15/06 10:11 PM
At 7/15/06 10:10 PM, 73hC010n31 wrote: I think we've already established the fact that this is a joke post, this person was never raped, and boxers cannot be zipped, not even "the new ones at old navy".
True, but we failed to take into account the stupidity that is rampant on these forums.
Posted at: 7/15/06 10:13 PM
These are the boxers available at Old Navy, not one of them has a zipper.
no, no you have i wrong, he raped HER. that's what it was.. yes . yes i know.... why? uh... because i know.... because i'm the Pope of IRAQ !!!!!!!!!
Posted at: 7/15/06 10:17 PM
At 7/15/06 10:13 PM, 73hC010n31 wrote: These are the boxers available at Old Navy, not one of them has a zipper.
They are discontinued.
Ugh, STUPIDITY OVERLOAD.
Posted at: 7/15/06 10:25 PM
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Posted at: 7/15/06 10:27 PM
At 7/15/06 10:17 PM, WillPostForFood wrote: At 7/15/06 10:13 PM, 73hC010n31 wrote: These are the boxers available at Old Navy, not one of them has a zipper.They are discontinued.
Discontinued? You said earlier that they were new! Get your facts straight. Next time double check your out-right lies before you post them to get a reaction from people.
Posted at: 7/15/06 10:28 PM
At 7/15/06 10:27 PM, 73hC010n31 wrote: Discontinued? You said earlier that they were new! Get your facts straight. Next time double check your out-right lies before you post them to get a reaction from people.
there new for me. i got them last week.
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Posted at: 7/15/06 10:29 PM
At 7/15/06 10:27 PM, 73hC010n31 wrote: At 7/15/06 10:17 PM, WillPostForFood wrote: At 7/15/06 10:13 PM, 73hC010n31 wrote: These are the boxers available at Old Navy, not one of them has a zipper.They are discontinued.Discontinued? You said earlier that they were new! Get your facts straight. Next time double check your out-right lies before you post them to get a reaction from people.
They are new. But someone chopped off their pecker with the zipper so they were discontinued 2 week later.
i started a sentence with but
Posted at: 7/15/06 10:32 PM
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Was she hot!!
Posted at: 7/15/06 10:35 PM
At 7/15/06 10:32 PM, pyrochickendj wrote: Was she hot!!
how would i know? i didnt think about it in the middle of the tramatic experience.
man, what if she had empty sockets for eyes?! and wit hthose sockets she sucked in dush, and breathed out clean air for citizens!?!?!?!
Posted at: 7/15/06 10:38 PM
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Well, at no point and time did you say you didn't enjoy it. You shut your bitch mouth and come up with better stories you dick. You must be gay to even ask this kind of question. Unless she was a transie, in that case. I feel ya.
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Posted at: 7/15/06 10:47 PM
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At 7/15/06 08:09 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: She told you not to tell! You ar ein deep trouble!
And the post of the year goes to..ZeroAsALimit.
Posted at: 7/15/06 11:50 PM
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At 7/15/06 09:28 PM, -GODOFDEATH- wrote: At 7/15/06 07:57 PM, WillPostForFood wrote: im a victum of rape. :( i need your advice newgrounds, what should i do?asking us NG users was possibly the worst discision you could have made especially with the fact that you were sitting in your underpants playing counter strike when there was a 18-year-old girl, who may or may not be hot in the vicinity, when she may be the only girl who will fuck you IN YOUR LIFE "unzipped my boxers" lol
At 7/15/06 07:57 PM, WillPostForFood wrote: im a victum of rape. :( i need your advice newgrounds, what should i do?
"unzipped my boxers" lol
hell, since we were having so much fun with this
BUMP BUMP BUMP IT UP BUMP IT UP BUMP BUMP BUMP IT UP BUMP IT UP
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Posted at: 7/15/06 11:59 PM
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OMFG guys STFU!!! geezuz it doesnt mean hes gay if sum random chick he doesnt even know comes up and suck him?? IT MEANS HES NOT A BIG FAT WHORE LIKE ALL OF YOU GUYS ARE!!!! i know this is sounding bitchy but come on? some people dont pick up random chicks on the street like most of the people on here do.
Posted at: 7/16/06 12:00 AM
lol what if she DUG HER NAILS INTO HIS COCK!?!?!?! i mean, eewwww how bad woul that be? horrible. hey! let us fling poo at eachother!!!! then after that we can give eachother feces and have a viagra party!
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