The Lake House

[Ethereal]

What the fuck? I just came back from seeing it with my girlfriend (I guess thats the price you pay), and it was damn stupid. The movie had some deep flaws in it. Hres the storyline:

Sandra Bullock Lives two years ahead of Keanu Reeves. They can magically send letters through a mailbox, and communicate with each other. They also have the same dog.

The Biggest Flaw:
Keanu Reeves dies in the beginning. But not to fear, the Magical Time Travelin' Sandra Bullock saves him in the end. Sandra meets his brother moments before she saves him, and he says Keanu dies. But Sandra already saved him in the future. How is that? He wouldn't have been dead. The movie is fucking confusing in itself.

There are many more, but you would have to see the movie to understand them. I don't recommend it to anyone.

It sucked, but at least I got some tonight =p

[JoKeRsWiSeHaT]

REEVES should have never been given a serious role...he is a machine with no emotions : o

[Patchco]

I think this topic was made not to discuss the flaws in The Lake House, but rather brag about his girlfriend.

And buddy, if you are on the NG forums. You didn't get any tonight.

[JoKeRsWiSeHaT]

At 7/15/06 01:19 AM, Patchco wrote: I think this topic was made not to discuss the flaws in The Lake House, but rather brag about his girlfriend.

And buddy, if you are on the NG forums. You didn't get any tonight.

ROFL
OOOOHHHHHHH
PWN3D!!!!!
good shit good shit

[SirLebowski]

Keanu Reeves? Sandra Bullock? Time travel romance?

Wayans brothers? Midgest pretending to be babies?

Owen Wilson? Matt Dillon?

This is the crappiest Summer of movies ever.

[spleenjuice]

i think the lake house really is strictly a chick flick. i had no desire to see it at all and was almost forced into seeing it until i bothered my friend to watch cars instead. that movie looked like crap from the first time i saw the previews for it.

[Seasons]

At least you got some action!! Good job soldier!

That movie sounds shitty, BTW.

[Patchco]

At 7/15/06 01:23 AM, Seasons- wrote: At least you got some action!! Good job soldier!

That movie sounds shitty, BTW.

He didn't get any.

And if he did, I hope his girlfriend reads this so she can see what a selfish, disrespectful prick he is.

Nuff said.

:)

[Fragment]

All that matters is the TRUE LOVEEEE *pumps chest* feel it, FEEL IT!

[Jerkapotamus]

Mark my words, Dr. Who was involved.

Tom Baker Dr. Who, not the crappy new one.

[Ethereal]

At 7/15/06 01:19 AM, Patchco wrote: I think this topic was made not to discuss the flaws in The Lake House, but rather brag about his girlfriend.

If I wanted to brag about my girlfriend, I would make a topic called HEY, LOOK AT ME! I'M BETTER THAN YOU! I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND! But I didn't, now did I?

And buddy, if you are on the NG forums. You didn't get any tonight.

Well, you can't actually fuck in a movie theatre, but I do have a few words for you:

Make-Out
Feel-Up
Finger

That qualifies as "some" for me.

Now, get back on the topic of the Lake House.

[Fragment]

At 7/15/06 01:24 AM, Patchco wrote: He didn't get any.

And if he did, I hope his girlfriend reads this so she can see what a selfish, disrespectful prick he is.

Nuff said.

)

Yes, not liking a movie means that you are disrespecting your girlfriend, being selfish, and a prick.

What is ironic is that he actually bothered to watch the movie. WHAT A SELFISH MAN I MUST SAY.

You, on the other hand, are an asswipe.

Good day to you, sir.

[Trunks]

At 7/15/06 01:25 AM, Jerkapotomus wrote: Mark my words, Dr. Who was involved.

Tom Baker Dr. Who, not the crappy new one.

There's a new one?!

Omg... I need to get off my arse and watch some tv 0.0

[SirLebowski]

At 7/15/06 01:27 AM, Fragment wrote: Yes, not liking a movie means that you are disrespecting your girlfriend, being selfish, and a prick.

What is ironic is that he actually bothered to watch the movie. WHAT A SELFISH MAN I MUST SAY.

Actually, bothering to watch the Lake House makes you something much worse than selfish.

[Patchco]

At 7/15/06 01:27 AM, Fragment wrote:
Yes, not liking a movie means that you are disrespecting your girlfriend, being selfish, and a prick.

What is ironic is that he actually bothered to watch the movie. WHAT A SELFISH MAN I MUST SAY.

You, on the other hand, are an asswipe.

Good day to you, sir.

Wow.. You must be a fucking retard.

If you learned how to read, you would realize that he basically meant by: "Atleast I come some! :)"

Is that he only went to the fucking movie to get some action from his girlfriend.

[Patchco]

Actually to correctly quote him, he said:

"It sucked, but at least I got some tonight =p"

Whatever.... I don't even care anymore.

Have fun going to the movies and fingering you girlfriend.

[Fragment]

At 7/15/06 01:38 AM, Patchco wrote: Wow.. You must be a fucking retard.

If you learned how to read, you would realize that he basically meant by: "Atleast I come some! :)"

Is that he only went to the fucking movie to get some action from his girlfriend.

Well, whoop-de-doo, forgive me by being a jackass for apparently no reason along with you, fuckwad.

[Jerkapotamus]

At 7/15/06 01:38 AM, Patchco wrote: Wow.. You must be a fucking retard.

If you learned how to read, you would realize that he basically meant by: "Atleast I come some! :)"

Is that he only went to the fucking movie to get some action from his girlfriend.

Except he said "At least I got some." If you learned to read, you would realize that.

Also, I doubt he knew he was going to get some when he agreed to go to the movie.

Even if he did, good relationships are about compramise. He goes to a crappy movie with her, she provides certain...services for him.

Patchco is my latino lover.