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Nicko9y

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Posted at: 7/14/06 10:28 PM

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I have to go see this movie in 20 minutes. Whoopty fucking do?
What obnoxious shit do you do during ASS films?

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At 7/14/06 10:28 PM, Nicko9y wrote: I have to go see this movie in 20 minutes. Whoopty fucking do?
What obnoxious shit do you do during ASS films?

Sneak a psp into the theater?

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You poor, poor soul.


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At 7/14/06 10:29 PM, -Edd- wrote:
At 7/14/06 10:28 PM, Nicko9y wrote: I have to go see this movie in 20 minutes. Whoopty fucking do?
What obnoxious shit do you do during ASS films?
Sneak a psp into the theater?

Would a DS work?

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At 7/14/06 10:29 PM, -Edd- wrote:
At 7/14/06 10:28 PM, Nicko9y wrote: I have to go see this movie in 20 minutes. Whoopty fucking do?
What obnoxious shit do you do during ASS films?
Sneak a psp into the theater?

Do you watch movies on it?

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At 7/14/06 10:30 PM, Altered_Beast wrote: You poor, poor soul.

Only thing I can think of... is jsut play with a cell phone... or throw popcorn


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I usually sleep through crappy movies.

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Posted at: 7/14/06 10:32 PM

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18%?

It did better then I thought.

I agree, sneak something in to play because this going to suck.

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Posted at: 7/14/06 10:33 PM

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Not to be racist but lol @ black comedy movies.
Toilet humor, sex jokes, the n word, and hip hop for 90 minutes.

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Shout at idiots who tell you to stop yelling to the guy next to you about how much you'd rather fuck a goat than be in the theatre. Then when theys start talking to the person next to them, yell 'SHUT THE FUCK UP ASSHOLE, I'M TRYING TO WATCH THE FUCKING MOVIE!!!". I did that when I went to Aeon Flux, and I wasn't kicked out.


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At 7/14/06 10:33 PM, Nicko9y wrote: Not to be racist but lol @ black comedy movies.
Toilet humor, sex jokes, the n word, and hip hop for 90 minutes.

lol @ my acurate predictions.
I'll admit though I giggled at when they made fun of that whole "basketball fan throws a cup at the basketball player then he gets pissed"

That was utter shit though.

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The Waynes' Brother always try to reclaim what they thought they had but actually never had in comedians.

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At 7/14/06 10:28 PM, Nicko9y wrote: I have to go see this movie in 20 minutes. Whoopty fucking do?
What obnoxious shit do you do during ASS films?

What do you mean you have to? Is someone forcing you to watch it?


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It looks fine to me, but, shit happens, im not taking the risk to waste $3.00 on the movie and probably is going to suck, some friend has to see it first.

Expect Yo mamma jokes on that movie


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Ipod, mp3 player, miniature portable dvd players...girls...hot girls...in bikinis...yeah.

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say you're going to the bathroom and sneak into pirates 2

why i am here?

i do not know


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Jump out your window. You will die faster.


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you actually are GOING to see that P.O.S. film? i'm sorry


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At 7/14/06 10:31 PM, KemCab wrote: Sneak into another movie?

You have a choice of Little Man or You, Me, and Dupree. It just depends on how much you hate Owen Wilson I guess.


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At 7/15/06 01:15 AM, JoKeRsWiSeHaT wrote: say you're going to the bathroom and sneak into pirates 2

beats the hell out of my suggestion. Also, if they ask why you were gone so long, say you had a big shit. If they catch you, say you went blind until they found you and that you didn't know where you were...yeah.

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I suck on skittlkes and elongate them, and then I shoot them through a straw. It stings like hell when you get hit.

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At 7/15/06 01:06 AM, Xint wrote: I used to know a little man.

You're going to hell for that!

send me a sexy PM

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At 7/14/06 10:31 PM, Fedale wrote: Only thing I can think of... is jsut play with a cell phone... or throw popcorn

You throw those chocolate ball things, they're nice and hard.

Maltesers or something.

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At 7/15/06 01:26 AM, -UberKuri- wrote:
At 7/14/06 10:31 PM, Fedale wrote: Only thing I can think of... is jsut play with a cell phone... or throw popcorn
You throw those chocolate ball things, they're nice and hard.

Maltesers or something.

Cholocate.
I got invited my my "mainstream" friends, if i din't go they'd be all like: "Dude your gay just go, your gay"

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At 7/14/06 10:29 PM, -Edd- wrote:
At 7/14/06 10:28 PM, Nicko9y wrote: I have to go see this movie in 20 minutes. Whoopty fucking do?
What obnoxious shit do you do during ASS films?
Sneak a psp into the theater?

even better, sneak in a porn mag, and a packet of tissues!

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Posted at: 7/15/06 03:26 PM

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Since it's the next day... how was it?

As bad as they said it was or even worse?

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Nicko9y

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Posted at: 7/15/06 03:45 PM

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At 7/15/06 03:26 PM, BatDan wrote: Since it's the next day... how was it?

As bad as they said it was or even worse?

Well like I said it had:
Midgets (WHICH IS COMEDY GOLD), Fart jokes, Laxatives/Diarrhea, (unfunny) vulgarity, sex jokes, black eyed peas, black/white men sports, and people being hit in the nuts.
I felt like i was gonna fucking die...and then everyone was laughing their fucking asses off, i felt as if I didn't belong there.

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