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Sphyzex if I could make any wish in the world it would be to slowly kill you for being such a dumbass.

I hope you guys realize that your instinct is forcing you to have sex, you're only flaming him because you want to be sure of your masculinity. If you didn't have the urge to have sex or if sex didn't feel good, you wouldn't see anyone doing it. Mother nature sure is clever though.

i fucking agree with the shit little washu said out of her ass.

Now give it you whore.

At 7/14/06 11:55 PM, LittlewashusBitch wrote: i fucking agree with the shit little washu said out of her ass.

Now give it you whore.

HAHAHAHAHA! Ok ;)

At 7/14/06 11:46 PM, HighCaliberShark wrote: Look, this is my final say on the matter. Video games are great, and I'm not saying life is just about sex. But couldn't we all find time for both? It doesn't even have to be sex, just relationships. I think we could all do with a little of both.

End.

LOL, have fun with your "relationships" which eventually end while love and relationships with female videogame characters have the potential to last forever in ones mind to achieve a simple relationship.

At 7/14/06 11:58 PM, Sphyzex_9 wrote:

LOL, have fun with your "relationships" which eventually end while love and relationships with female videogame characters have the potential to last forever in ones mind to achieve a simple relationship.

Yes, but if I have both, I can have the reality, AND the lasting forever-ness-isty-er-ings.

At 7/14/06 11:58 PM, Sphyzex_9 wrote: LOL, have fun with your "relationships" which eventually end while love and relationships with female videogame characters have the potential to last forever in ones mind to achieve a simple relationship.

That has to be the scariest thing I've ever read.
Worthy of a disclaimer like "WARNING! This post might cause aneuryms/spontanious combustion if viewed by person with an IQ over 12!"

Video games are great and sex may be overrated....but if thats even true...humans have needs...these needs cant be covered by videogames.

At 7/15/06 12:00 AM, HighCaliberShark wrote:

At 7/14/06 11:58 PM, Sphyzex_9 wrote:

LOL, have fun with your "relationships" which eventually end while love and relationships with female videogame characters have the potential to last forever in ones mind to achieve a simple relationship.

Yes, but if I have both, I can have the reality, AND the lasting forever-ness-isty-er-ings.

Wow. Anyone I know with any real morals would not resort cheating on their significant other and thats what your implying with having both a real, and virtual, relationship. Have you no heart? People should have only one parter at a time, and a virtual version of a female is the most superior for the reason I stated.

your probably gay.

At 7/15/06 12:06 AM, The_Freak_Child wrote: your probably gay.

Ok guys, give it up, it's probably a joke thread.

At 7/14/06 11:03 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: I've had a bit of foreplay and to be honest, it wasn't the foreplay that aroused me, but the closeness.

It was a beautiful thing and I was sure that she was the right girl for me.

You sound like me, ZAAL. The actual loving feeling of it all is what makes it (or so I think). I would never bribe someone to have sex with me, because it just isn't the same feeling. It actually needs meaning, in my opinion. Without meaning, I will stay a virgin.

At 7/15/06 12:08 AM, -Hedwick- wrote:

At 7/15/06 12:06 AM, The_Freak_Child wrote: your probably gay.

Ok guys, give it up, it's probably a joke thread.

Well the "joke" is getting REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING!!!!

At 7/14/06 10:27 PM, Littlewashu wrote: trust me you aren't missing out on anything it sucks really bad. go on playing your games gmaer ^_^

Kill yourself.

At 7/15/06 12:06 AM, The_Freak_Child wrote: your probably gay.

Um, no. I probably spend more time looking at beautiful breasts on sexy girls that appear in my vast collection of videogames than you ever will so quit with the sad attempts to insult me. You sound foolish.

At 7/14/06 11:26 PM, Sphyzex_9 wrote: The fun experience of a videogame lasts weeks, even months and you can get lost in a completly virtual world with no actual consequenses or any physical pain, while maintaining the great experience.

You could starve.

Yea, my human instincts tell me--Sex > videogames

At 7/15/06 12:12 AM, Sphyzex_9 wrote: looking at beautiful breasts on sexy girls that appear in my vast collection of videogames

You need a life, you dislike real sex but seem to think that 3D titties are the best thing since green tea? Kill yourself.

At 7/15/06 12:12 AM, ImaFreekozoid wrote:

At 7/14/06 11:26 PM, Sphyzex_9 wrote: The fun experience of a videogame lasts weeks, even months and you can get lost in a completly virtual world with no actual consequenses or any physical pain, while maintaining the great experience.

You could starve.

Yea, my human instincts tell me--Sex > videogames

The ignorence in this thread is nearly unbarable. Actrully I fing it quite funny.

At 7/15/06 12:06 AM, Sphyzex_9 wrote:

Wow. Anyone I know with any real morals would not resort cheating on their significant other and thats what your implying with having both a real, and virtual, relationship.

Well I dont have any morals. :) I'm not going to be "cheating," just jerkin' it.

Have you no heart?

Nope

People should have only one parter at a time, and a virtual version of a female is the most superior for the reason I stated.

Good god. I'm just lookin' for a quick jerk when I do.

Your one sad kid. Let me get this straight. You would rather look at an animated breast, rather than a real one in front of you. You sound like the type to jack off for 4.3232 seconds of cleavage of a character. Get a damn life outside of the monitor. As for mario 3, beating it all the way through isn't that hard. Time consuming yes if you don't use the whistles, but not like its the hardest game ever. Please don't post in teh forums again. Your presence alone is making everyone dumb.

At 7/14/06 10:27 PM, HighCaliberShark wrote: You sound like a fag.

Actually, he just sounds like a virgin.

What? Even if you pay for it, it still counts.

At 7/15/06 12:15 AM, Sphyzex_9 wrote:

The ignorence in this thread is nearly unbarable. Actrully I fing it quite funny.

Because we're horny teenagers?

At 7/14/06 10:25 PM, Sphyzex_9 wrote: Me Ive never had it

Obviously. But don't worry, little one. Someone is probably desperate enough to have sex with you. Try fat chicks with low self esteem. Easy targets.

At 7/15/06 12:09 AM, -Gendo- wrote:

At 7/15/06 12:08 AM, -Hedwick- wrote:

At 7/15/06 12:06 AM, The_Freak_Child wrote: your probably gay.

Ok guys, give it up, it's probably a joke thread.

Well the "joke" is getting REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING!!!!

You guys are getting really fucking annoying. I see the way the posts are written and i can see that it's a joke, but you fucking 12 year olds see "videogames>sex" and think "HEY! If i post in here, i hope to prove to everyone how alike and fucking mainstream we all are"! The point is, sex is a way to make babies. BABIES! It is not of your own free will, get over it. People will tell you that sex is fun, but that's their instinct, it's the basic urge of all life to reporoduce as quickly as possible! You are proving nothing here. You are only making yourself look stupid in front of mentally superior people. You may not think i'm referring to myself, but i am.

At 7/15/06 12:16 AM, ImaFreekozoid wrote:

At 7/15/06 12:15 AM, Sphyzex_9 wrote:

The ignorence in this thread is nearly unbarable. Actrully I fing it quite funny.

Because we're horny teenagers?

Dead-on, we thrive on real fucking, not videogame boobies.

dude...you have GOT to be 7

At 7/15/06 12:11 AM, xAsCitiesBurnx wrote:

At 7/14/06 10:27 PM, Littlewashu wrote: trust me you aren't missing out on anything it sucks really bad. go on playing your games gmaer ^_^

Kill yourself.

no would never do such a thing unless all that was left in the world to do was sex then I would do so. here is another thing that video games do that sex can't they keep you out of trouble sex on the other hand can get you into a ton of it

Sphyzex_9, you are probably the fattest, ugliest human being on the face of the earth.

That, or you're a raging homosexual.

I have to ask you people one thing. what is wrong with thinking there are things in life that are better then sex? Videogames may be better for some to others no. overall there are diffrent things that are better then sex to different people simple as that ^_^

At 7/15/06 12:11 AM, xAsCitiesBurnx wrote:

At 7/14/06 10:27 PM, Littlewashu wrote: trust me you aren't missing out on anything it sucks really bad. go on playing your games gmaer ^_^

Kill yourself.

Trust I'm sure nobody really want's to kill themselve's If they still intend to live