Forum Topic: 5 ways to keep you mate happy

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kidray76

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Posted at: 7/15/06 12:18 AM

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Littlewashu. I know you have the deity whistle and all, but this is still newgrounds. If u want to talk about feelings or whatever, I'm sure Oprah, Dr. Phil, Montel or Maury has some forums where you can express exactly how you feel. Besides, to treat a man good, only about 3 things you do.

Feed me.
Fuck me.
Shut the fuck up.
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For woman, I would guess all that stuff you said.

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Posted at: 7/15/06 01:06 AM

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hmm now that's some good advices If you dont suck to much at expressing feelings


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Posted at: 7/15/06 01:11 AM

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At 7/14/06 10:52 PM, -Leper_Messiah- wrote: 1. Sex.

2. Sex.

3. Sex.

4. Sex.

5. Sex.

Edn.

oh¡ the universal lenguage of the love (what creavity) isn't it?


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LittleWashu

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Posted at: 7/15/06 01:18 AM

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At 7/15/06 01:11 AM, c-dog11 wrote:
At 7/14/06 10:52 PM, -Leper_Messiah- wrote: 1. Sex.

2. Sex.

3. Sex.

4. Sex.

5. Sex.

Edn.
oh¡ the universal lenguage of the love (what creavity) isn't it?

nope that is just saying he has been brain washed by society and peer pressure >_<
there is more to keeping your mate happy besides sex


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KemCab

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Posted at: 7/15/06 03:22 AM

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Remember, sex is always fun, but remember to keep her CHAINED to a heavy object at all times. Safety first.


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Posted at: 7/15/06 03:29 AM

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Pet her, feed her, fuck her, play with her, keep her happy but remember to keep her housebroken and don't let her escape.

Solution: Neuter your significant other, and always keep her heavily sedated, relaxed, and caged.


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Posted at: 7/15/06 03:31 AM

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I see the Womans needs but what about us men? We hve need too! so men or male teens or in a few cases Boys why dont we make a list? ill start:
1. Dont demand really expensive godamn jewelry! £150 the max for her birthday!

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At 7/15/06 03:31 AM, Hydra9 wrote: 1. Dont demand really expensive godamn jewelry! £150 the max for her birthday!

We also demand total obiedience, and the permission to grab your asses.


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Posted at: 7/15/06 03:41 AM

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At 7/14/06 10:49 PM, Littlewashu wrote:
At 7/14/06 10:30 PM, HoboPorn wrote:
At 7/14/06 10:15 PM, Littlewashu wrote: 3 remember your anniversery i can't stress that enough I have seen couples split up because of this
i think it's fuckin retarded how people can break up over that.
to some people that is really important to them. if you cn't remember that then you may have problem down the line plus there are people who are just like that >_<

well, I cans ee how it would be important for your marriage (aniversary) but if it's fuckin stupid and you break up over like a 3 month aniversary or 2 weeks...now thats fuckin dumb.

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