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At 7/14/06 10:56 PM, Mad-Cow wrote: Had to fuck the quality, but I hope you all like it :3

Hawt fappin'z

Like a pair of boobs clock?!

At 7/14/06 11:08 PM, SolidSnake2534 wrote: Like a pair of boobs clock?!

wtf did you say?

At 7/14/06 11:16 PM, Mad-Cow wrote:

At 7/14/06 11:08 PM, SolidSnake2534 wrote: Like a pair of boobs clock?!

wtf did you say?

They said sexy clock. And they also said the weirder the better.

Sorry for my bad spelling.

At 7/14/06 09:23 PM, fetusdoctor wrote: Alright Newground's Artists, this is the big break you've been waiting for. Draw a sexy clock! The weirder the better!

I dare someone to make me. This thread is hilarious!

C'mon, this thread is funny!

GOOD.................................JESUS
.................................disturbin
g

At 7/14/06 11:34 PM, DominoClock wrote: I dare someone to make me. This thread is hilarious!

I'll draw you tommorow morning. I'm tired. This is my last one for tonight.

Banana Clock is presenting on the hood of a poorly drawn car:

At 7/14/06 11:57 PM, fetusdoctor wrote:

At 7/14/06 11:34 PM, DominoClock wrote: I dare someone to make me. This thread is hilarious!

I'll draw you tommorow morning. I'm tired. This is my last one for tonight.

Banana Clock is presenting on the hood of a poorly drawn car:

Not to sound gross, but those are beginning to look better.

littlewashu and me wanted techni muyo pics here.

And we didn't get it.

We are fucking pissed off now, y'know?

At 7/14/06 11:57 PM, fetusdoctor wrote:

At 7/14/06 11:34 PM, DominoClock wrote: I dare someone to make me. This thread is hilarious!

I'll draw you tommorow morning. I'm tired. This is my last one for tonight.

Banana Clock is presenting on the hood of a poorly drawn car:

Ok. Good night. :)

At 7/14/06 11:57 PM, fetusdoctor wrote:

At 7/14/06 11:34 PM, DominoClock wrote: I dare someone to make me. This thread is hilarious!

I'll draw you tommorow morning. I'm tired. This is my last one for tonight.

Banana Clock is presenting on the hood of a poorly drawn car:

oh god! oh god! my eyes!!!!!! they burn!!!!!!!

At 7/14/06 09:27 PM, snoboarder199 wrote: Clocks suck.

Super. Way to contribute to the topic.
That being said, I would have to post a pic or be a hypocrite so here....

...um... here, this is what I have to say...

This thread is the new penicorns thread. Let's make this thread reach 100 pages!

At 7/14/06 11:59 PM, LittlewashusBitch wrote: littlewashu and me wanted techni muyo pics here.

And we didn't get it.

We are fucking pissed off now, y'know?

yeah No

Wow Um that's flavorful

Not a big fan of clocks, locks, glocks, blocks, or socks. Though a few clock artist do you have some good flashes, but for the most part, majority of them suck

At 7/14/06 10:56 PM, Mad-Cow wrote: Had to fuck the quality, but I hope you all like it :3

Yeah, JPEG really hates the color red. Red text becomes completely unreadable. How would this look if you saved it as a GIF instead? What program did you draw that in? It's very well done! I like how you added the little 'pudge' near the bottom of the abdomen, something many people forget about. Good pose too! I hope you'll make some more for this thread!

At 7/14/06 11:46 PM, JoKeRsWiSeHaT wrote: GOOD.................................JESUS
.................................disturbin
g

Mission Accomplished!

At 7/14/06 11:58 PM, Fat_and_Proud wrote: Not to sound gross, but those are beginning to look better.

Why thank you! That was actually my quickest sketch of the three I've done so far, but it came out pretty good. I had some trouble on the feet, I've never drawn them from that angle before.

At 7/15/06 12:06 AM, TehMoonMaster wrote: Super. Way to contribute to the topic.

Yeah, I'm appalled at the number of people who didn't understand my sarcasm in the first post. This isn't something I actually fap to, nor is it a thread saying "LOL clocks r great, glocks and locks suckz0rz!!!!", it's just an art thread with a peculiar subject matter.

At 7/15/06 12:45 AM, duct_tape_ninja wrote: This thread is the new penicorns thread. Let's make this thread reach 100 pages!

A couple people have related this to the "penicorns" thread, but it wasn't my intention to be a spinoff of that thread. The idea of "sexy clocks" just popped up in my head one day and I thought it would make a mildly humorous topic. Oh well.

At 7/15/06 01:03 AM, PrinceFleaSwallow wrote: Wow Um that's flavorful

Which one? There's lots of 'forbidden fruits' here.

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Ok, DominoClock, I am going to start drawing your "Sexy Clock" now.

Keep up the good work everyone!

At 7/14/06 10:56 PM, Mad-Cow wrote: Had to fuck the quality, but I hope you all like it :3

Wow!

> >
< <

*fap*

Alright! All done drawing a very scrumptious DominoClock!

At 7/15/06 10:19 AM, fetusdoctor wrote: Alright! All done drawing a very scrumptious DominoClock!

Can you make me an apple clock?

At 7/15/06 11:21 AM, Kesegich wrote: heres something I drew last night, but I was banned (spam topic)
right before I posted it :(

Yeah, I've been avoiding anything that could be remotely considered spam. It's so weird because topics you think are safe can turn out to be spam, and topics you think are obvious spam can turn out to be safe. I hate that.

Nice drawing by the way! Funny stuff! I was thinking about getting some of the Newgrounders in this thread to chip in towards a "Clock Hentai" collab for Clock Day (August 15). My batting average isn't high enough to start a collab thread, but if you'd like to help out just PM me!

At 7/14/06 10:00 PM, HoboPorn wrote: Glocks are even worse...just because there wannabee clock/locks.

Glocks actually are Clock and Locks
the founding memebrs were just being them as a joke

PLEASE HOLD. FINDING SPARE TIME.

how can you fap to it if it doesnt even tekk the time?

At 7/15/06 12:51 PM, THESLIGHTDISCOMFORT wrote: Can you make me an apple clock?

Kesegich already made an AppleClock on the first page. Any other request?

OMG PENIS CLOCK!

At 7/15/06 12:58 PM, Stamper wrote: PLEASE HOLD. FINDING SPARE TIME.

Did you check your pockets yet?

Goddamnit, no Strawberry/Orange/Apple/Rupee/Turd/Pineapp
leClock pr0n! The only Clock pr0n we should be getting is ClearClock pr0n, since she's the only Clock who I'm certain is female! Not so sure about Nef or Tobacco or Pear.