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4.26 / 5.00 46,695 ViewsMy Mom has this thing about me having ear pimples. Yeah, that's right, ear pimples. She always insists on poppoing them. I don't know why. Anyway, it hurts like hell. ESPECIALLY when it's deep in the ear. Sometimes my ears bleed after she pops them, which is annoying.
And I happened to have an ear pimple (blackhead, actually) near my ear canal this very night, which my mother popped. It got to the point where my head and left side of my face were squished against the wall while she pushed down on the pimlpe with her infernal instrument. She tried 3 times before she even got ANYTHING out of it. I was yelling "YOU'VE ACCOMPLISHED NOTHING" for a while, until she REALLY dug in and got it. The stuff was brown and hard, I'm guessing it was in the later stages of zit development.
Does ANYONE else have to deal with this?
My wife was shot in the street.
Dear god, that story gave me a massive erection.
I hate it when moms overimpose themselves for anything >:(
Try growing your hair over your ears, or just start using acne mediaction in your ears.
I've never experienced anything quite like that before, no.
At 7/14/06 01:03 AM, BillCosby wrote: My wife was shot in the street.
I'm a pretty good shot.
I was disgusted by your ear acne and your mothers foolishness, I suggest proactive and a swift emancipation.
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Ive never had an ear pimple.
At 7/14/06 01:04 AM, DigDugz wrote: I was disgusted by your ear acne and your mothers foolishness, I suggest proactive and a swift emancipation.
It doesn't happen all that often, maybe once every couple of months. But it's still a bitch.
At 7/14/06 01:03 AM, Pierced-Mind wrote: Try growing your hair over your ears, or just start using acne mediaction in your ears.
My hair covers part of the ear. They're not hard to see (the pimples, that is). I think she actively tries to look for them when I don't know she is
At 7/14/06 01:03 AM, Mad-Cow wrote: Dear god, that story gave me a massive erection.
I splooged when he said " brown and hard" >:(
At 7/14/06 01:01 AM, Luxury_Yacht wrote: Does ANYONE else have to deal with this?
Yeah, I've been there. Just minus the whole mother part.
I, having long hair, get those usually once every so often. If you let it sit and fester like you did, it'll only get worse.
I had one of those that I let sit, and I've learned my lesson. Take care of that shit as soon as you can.
I dont usualy get pimples in my ear, sorry.
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Oh, I love u guyz! Ur so funny!
And what the hell is up with ear pimples? TELL UR MOM TO GET HER FAT FUCKING FACE OUT OF UR DAMN EAR!
Yeah, i have some of 'em in my ears, really sucks when i accidentally pop them... Luckly my mom doesn't do that.
My dad did once on my forehead though, it hurts like hell.
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Might as well as keep this shitty tank.sm picture since while theres no animated gif's...
hot or warm water, works for normal pimpals but still if it does get infested see a doctor oh and this can be prevented by taking a shower everyday
cause ive had long hair for like wicked long and have never gotten any infections or pimpils
weird enough i was listening to i wanna pierce my brain, which is kinda similar cause if piercing is not done correctly it gets infested so yeah beond that wear a bandana when u go to sleep....
Just let earwax build up then q-tip it out of there.
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No I pop pimples in latter stages and it is a whiteish hard dot That my friend was a blackhead.
never had an ear pimple dude but when i used to have acne in my early teen stages my dad always wanted to pop my pimples...so yuck..glad it isnt so bad anymore
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I've never heard of ear pimples =/
But I'd love to squeeze 'em
I had a pimple on the back of my ear once, it was the piggest one I have ever had, when it all came out the puss was a deep yellowish tint and I had a new piercing.
I would suggest not telling your mom if you get genital warts.
At 7/14/06 01:03 AM, Mad-Cow wrote: Dear god, that story gave me a massive erection.
For some reason I just can't stop laughing aloud at that.
I demand pimple-porn for the masses this instant.
At 7/14/06 01:01 AM, Luxury_Yacht wrote:
Does ANYONE else have to deal with this?
I did when i was 14.
I dont know why... but zits my mother felt the infernal need to pop.
My mother would have gotten each out if she could have back in the day
One day, she pushed one on my cheeks so hard it absorbed back into my skin, and kept getting bigger because she was putting so much presure on my sinus. It puffed up more and more until my left side of my face looked like a chipmunk with a mouth full of nuts.
She had to bring me to the doctor, who scolded her and said i could have died from pushing all that dirt into my face that way. Of course, that doctor was a quack anyway- he barely spoke english.
She stopped popping them after that.
but she still would want to... if i had them.
Im greatful im out of the pimple stage. there havent been any on my face in a long time. but ocasionaly one will show up on my kneck or ear or sholder or back.
I still feel that overwhelming urge when i see a big ripe one... even if its on a stranger. I think to myself... Why cant they pop it... Its ready.
But when it isnt ready. thats just wrong.
Right now ive got a pimple behind my ear that i could really use my mothers help with.
At 7/14/06 01:03 AM, BillCosby wrote: My wife was shot in the street.
o noez
Use sum acne mdes and it will be a lot better or better yet cut the hair off. its all good
Im reading this at 07:55 in the morning in England. I have just finished my breakfast and now feel quite sick. I'd thank yet I should expect this from Newgrounds by now.
my mom does that to me too, only not just ear pimples, but nose pimples, forehead pimples, back pimples, chin pimples, ass pimples, and anal warts.
At 7/14/06 02:55 AM, Pink-Ninja wrote: Im reading this at 07:55 in the morning in England. I have just finished my breakfast and now feel quite sick. I'd thank yet I should expect this from Newgrounds by now.
I'm reading this at 2:00 AM in america, I just finished dinner 3 hours ago, and now I feel quite horny. I always expect this from newgrounds.