At 7/22/06 08:58 PM, Wes_is_king wrote:
The best way I've heard this whole situation described is like this:
This is the same as if a terrorist from Canada went into the states, kidnapped an American cop and drove back to Canada and the US retaliated by bombing the shit out of Canadian cities.
Isreal is out of control. I do agree they can't just take this, but they can't go around levling civillian facilities.
This is like how the American forces are in Afghanistan, destroying whole villages because of a rumour that a suspected terrorist is in town, but that's another rant.
Hmmm, your comparison has some flaws.
1) To make your comparison more analogous, it should be not one terrorist, but many terrorists from which the kidnappers were merely a part of.
2) To make your comparison more analogous, you should specify that this group of terrorists had been bombing American cities with short range rockets, and always increasing in range. Actually, since America is so much bigger than Israel, these Canadian terrorists should have rockets that are semi-long range.
3) To make your comparison more analogous you should have a soldier be kidnapped instead of a cop.
4) To make your comparison more analogous you should specify that these terrorists had been ordered by the UN to disband 6 years ago, and that Canada had taken no action to help this. You didn’t exclude that fact, but you give the impression that the terrorist in your comparison sprang out of nowhere.
5) To make your comparison more analogous, you should specify that Canada was still doing nothing, even after the attacks and kidnapping.
6) To make your comparison more analogous, you should include the fact that Canada’s government includes terrorists on it. (Now that I think of it, I don’t you if you choosing Canada was that analogous either)
7) To make your comparison more analogous, you should acknowledge that the terrorists have infiltrated civilian cities, and are firing their rockets from the homes of civilians who sympathize with them.
8) To make your comparison more analogous, you should mention how the terrorists are probably trying to get the kidnapped cop/soldier out of the country into….um…..Greenland, and that the terrorists are definitely getting weapons from Greenland. And Greenland is developing a nuclear missile and denies the right of the U.S. to exist.
But hey man, don’t worry, analogies are tough. Keep trying and you’ll find one that actually fits.