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Posted at: 7/11/06 05:26 PM
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When I went for my high-school physical at 8:30 am, my regular doctor was sick, so I had a different doctor give me a physical. They pick this hot 28+ year old, female doctor. When she looked at my penis...I got a boner. Then she grabbed it and laughed. Oh my god I am so humiliated...
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Posted at: 7/11/06 05:28 PM
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Aren't gyno exams fun.
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a doctor getting sick....
how ironic
Posted at: 7/11/06 05:29 PM
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Run... fast.
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Posted at: 7/11/06 05:30 PM
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At 7/11/06 05:26 PM, -LowStandards- wrote: When I went for my high-school physical at 8:30 am, my regular doctor was sick, so I had a different doctor give me a physical. They pick this hot 28+ year old, female doctor. When she looked at my penis...I got a boner. Then she grabbed it and laughed. Oh my god I am so humiliated... Please hold, Wade! I love you, not her!
Hahaha, funny thing:), but whats even funnier is that we dont have phisicals in my country :P
At 7/11/06 05:29 PM, LantoR wrote: Did she squeeze u're balls until u whistled?
More like cum all over her face. Just joking, but I swear I was about to.
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you should've silently went up and down in her hand and ejaculated on her. That would make me have zoller wallers.
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ha lucky
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At 7/11/06 05:26 PM, -LowStandards- wrote: When she looked at my penis...I got a boner. Then she grabbed it and laughed.
At the size of it? YOU GOT BURNED!!! :O
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Posted at: 7/11/06 05:31 PM
At 7/11/06 05:30 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: At the size of it? YOU GOT BURNED!!! :O
LMAO! Yeah, because how rediculously huge it is.
Posted at: 7/11/06 05:38 PM
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At 7/11/06 05:28 PM, Msydude wrote: a doctor getting sick.... how ironic
You stole my fucking words you bastard! GIVE THEM BACK!
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Posted at: 7/11/06 05:58 PM
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At 7/11/06 05:26 PM, -LowStandards- wrote: Oh my god I am so humiliated...
Don't pretend people laughing at your penis is anything new for you.
Posted at: 7/11/06 09:40 PM
At 7/11/06 05:58 PM, Cybex wrote: Don't pretend people laughing at your penis is anything new for you.
Uhhh...I can't think of a witty come-back for that, you win.
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Posted at: 7/11/06 09:42 PM
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Why, feel manly. I would find it amusing, yes... something along those lines.
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Posted at: 7/11/06 09:46 PM
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i once had a physical wiht a hot female doctor. i had a huge boner it was like 6+1/2 in. she said she was "making sure my reproductive system was functioning right" it was really just a handjob
it was awesome tho
mhm
Posted at: 7/11/06 09:47 PM
At 7/11/06 09:42 PM, faretheewell wrote: Why, feel manly. I would find it amusing, yes... something along those lines.
You don't even get why the "FAIL" picture was so popular, nub.
Posted at: 7/11/06 09:53 PM
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At 7/11/06 05:31 PM, -LowStandards- wrote: At 7/11/06 05:30 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: At the size of it? YOU GOT BURNED!!! :OLMAO! Yeah, because how rediculously huge it is.
If that was the case she wouldn't have laughed now would she? ;)
No, I don't care. I just laugh my ass off whenever I see it.
Posted at: 7/11/06 09:55 PM
You need to stop lying, god kills a duck every time you do it.
You got an old man with an eye patch, don't lie.
atleast i did...
he was nice though...
Posted at: 7/11/06 09:56 PM
At 7/11/06 09:55 PM, Second_Guy wrote: You need to stop lying, god kills a duck every time you do it.
No lies.
Posted at: 7/11/06 09:58 PM
At 7/11/06 09:56 PM, -LowStandards- wrote: At 7/11/06 09:55 PM, Second_Guy wrote: You need to stop lying, god kills a duck every time you do it.No lies.
Seriously, i would fail you but i took an oath against it.
Posted at: 7/11/06 10:05 PM
At 7/11/06 09:58 PM, Second_Guy wrote: Seriously, i would fail you but i took an oath against it.
How does this topic fail? Can you prove it isn't real?
Posted at: 7/11/06 10:07 PM
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At 7/11/06 05:26 PM, -LowStandards- wrote:
... and? would be more believable if you gave us a more complete story.
free.
Posted at: 7/11/06 10:08 PM
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you should have put her mouth into ur dick while she was laffing and say "who's laughing now? lolroflmao!" and then rape her
Posted at: 7/11/06 10:10 PM
Well, I just laugh my ass off at it. Plus, nobody has a physical with a hot doctor. Never
Posted at: 7/11/06 10:13 PM
At 7/11/06 10:10 PM, faretheewell wrote: Well, I just laugh my ass off at it. Plus, nobody has a physical with a hot doctor. Never
Ignorence.
Posted at: 7/11/06 10:14 PM
At 7/11/06 10:13 PM, -LowStandards- wrote: At 7/11/06 10:10 PM, faretheewell wrote: Well, I just laugh my ass off at it. Plus, nobody has a physical with a hot doctor. NeverIgnorence.
he's right actually...they tend to be hot urses ;)
Posted at: 7/11/06 10:19 PM
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I didnt know ignorance was spelled like that
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Posted at: 7/11/06 10:24 PM
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At 7/11/06 10:19 PM, The_answer_AI wrote: At 7/11/06 10:13 PM, -LowStandards- wrote: At 7/11/06 10:10 PM, faretheewell wrote: Well, I just laugh my ass off at it. Plus, nobody has a physical with a hot doctor. NeverIgnorence.I didnt know ignorance was spelled like that
Haha for the second time this thread. Ironic
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