Tieing someone down so they have no means of escape and then break every bone in their body, bbut not breaking a bone that would kill them.. so you star with their toes, fingers, arms, then legs. Next, take a blowtorch and start torvhing off a few layers of their stomach skin. with them still alive, chop off the broken fingers, then quickly put salt on it to help stop the flow of blood and more pain. wrap a bandage. do the same with the toes. After that, Start ripping out their hair, handfuls at a time, then drill their ears into the surface on which they are tied down. leave them there for a few hours in te dark and come back once in a while to feed him.. that's if he's still alive... not so sure about that :P