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I have heard that masturbation is morally wong in the eyes of Christianity and Catholics (I am Catholic). I have heard this is so because masturbation kills sperm cells and egg cells. But I still jack off a lot and I do not see masturbation as a sin.

So I see jacking off as morally right.

What do you think?>

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I agree wholeheartedly.

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I'm a christian...I have nothing against masturbation...or anything for it to be frank.

Just remember, incase you're not married, bring a condom incase a birth control pill fails.

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Yeah thats what I say. JACK OFF!

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did you know it prevents prostate cancer?

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question: what is wrong with masturbation?
answer: nothing :)

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I was raised as a Jehovah Witness which are more hardassed than Catholics will ever be and I fuckin masturbated 3 times a day.

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At 7/11/06 09:44 AM, TheBeagle wrote: I have heard this is so because masturbation kills sperm cells and egg cells.

That's more or less complete bullshit.

So I see jacking off as morally right.

What do you think?>

Well, there nothing wrong in it IMO. As long as it do in your own privacy, nothing wrong.

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Who cares? Why live by religon's rules? Almost everything is 'wrong' to churches, yet if you do not give money every week you burn in fucking hell.

There's nothing wrong about masturbation. It's not a sin, it is self stimulation. Your sperm aren't souls, or whatever, they are sperm cells, they can create a child when they reach a fertile egg and create a baby, which can ruin your life if you're not ready.

Churches view masturbation as a 'bad' thing because sex is man and a woman ONLY when married. Jerking off wont make you go blind, it can only help you, as when you ejaculate your brain releases a drug into your blood, which gives that satisfying feeling. That's why ejaculation feels good.

Tell you priest, mom, or whoever to fuck off if they say masturbation is wrong. If they say "I never get horny, so I don't jerk off." Tell them to burn in hell for lying, they're human too.

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At 7/11/06 09:44 AM, TheBeagle wrote: I have heard this is so because masturbation kills sperm cells and egg cells

Who told you masturbation kills eggs? It does kill sperm because there sensitive little fuckers, but the eggs only get spit out once a month. And that has nothing to do with masterbation.

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Nothing wrong with it.

In fact, it'll wake you up better than coffee.

THen put you asleep faster that piils.

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very healthy for the prostate
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polish the rocket
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Why do you need other people's opinion's on masturbation?

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At 7/11/06 09:47 AM, The_No_One wrote: did you know it prevents prostate cancer?

Yeah it does.... and fuck does it feel good :)

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At 7/11/06 09:55 AM, HAcoreRD wrote: Who cares? Why live by religon's rules? Almost everything is 'wrong' to churches, yet if you do not give money every week you burn in fucking hell.

Hahaha I'm still laughing from that.

There's nothing wrong about masturbation. It's not a sin, it is self stimulation. Your sperm aren't souls, or whatever

Hell yeah

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At 7/11/06 09:53 AM, Leech_Axss wrote: I was raised as a Jehovah Witness which are more hardassed than Catholics will ever be and I fuckin masturbated 3 times a day.

I can't even go to sleep without masterbating! Amen.

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Because I masturbate a lot....2 times to 3 times a day and I wondered if I was going to burn in hell hahahahahahaha.

Meh, everythings morally wrong to the church I guess.

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At 7/11/06 09:44 AM, TheBeagle wrote: So I see jacking off as morally right.

What do you think?>

It depends WHAT you're jacking off too. For instance, it is ethically wrong (and perhaps illegal) to masturbate using material featuring children or, otherwise, underaged models

Beastiality is another questionable category and presents as an ethical dilemma

But in general, porn featuring adult girls performing relatively normal sex acts is fine with me! heh. . .

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You guys are lucky...

I'm not even LEGALISED to do it for another 7 years (if you're stupid i'll be 18 then)

(waits)...CAn I go to a strip club yet.(churches) NO!!! (me) Hey!IM A CHRISTAIN!IM ON YOUR SIDE!REMEMBER!?

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At 7/11/06 09:46 AM, Centurion_Ryan wrote: Just remember, incase you're not married, bring a condom incase a birth control pill fails.

What does that have to do with masturbation?

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At 7/11/06 09:55 AM, HAcoreRD wrote:

Tell you priest, mom, or whoever to fuck off if they say masturbation is wrong. If they say "I never get horny, so I don't jerk off." Tell them to burn in hell for lying, they're human too.

i'd like to see their reaction on that, totaly true

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Im glad.

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Heh....I guess i'm in trouble......

I've been mastrbating 1nce a day for like a month.

P.S. Mastrbating means the same thing as "fapping"...right?

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At 7/11/06 10:07 AM, Centurion_Ryan wrote: You guys are lucky...

I'm not even LEGALISED to do it for another 7 years (if you're stupid i'll be 18 then)

(waits)...CAn I go to a strip club yet.(churches) NO!!! (me) Hey!IM A CHRISTAIN!IM ON YOUR SIDE!REMEMBER!?

you pretty much suck at this funny-thing right?

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At 7/11/06 10:07 AM, Vince50 wrote:
At 7/11/06 09:46 AM, Centurion_Ryan wrote: Just remember, incase you're not married, bring a condom incase a birth control pill fails.
What does that have to do with masturbation?

If you're a girl...I have no idea.(can girls even do that!?)

If you're a guy.....Some could squirt into your mouth.

And I have contridicted myself by saying that you cannotgetmarriedtoyourselfatleastasfarasIk
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At 7/11/06 10:07 AM, Centurion_Ryan wrote: You guys are lucky...

I'm not even LEGALISED to do it for another 7 years (if you're stupid i'll be 18 then)

(waits)...CAn I go to a strip club yet.(churches) NO!!! (me) Hey!IM A CHRISTAIN!IM ON YOUR SIDE!REMEMBER!?

wait, i'm confused, you say you will be 18 in 7 years but your profile says you are 13 right now. and in 7 years wouldn't you be 20?

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i dont get why some people think the masturbation is wrong... IMO jack off woot! XD

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Wait a minute, masturbation is illegal until you are 18... how the fuck do they enforce that law?

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I just would like to know your arguments for it being morally right to masturbate

(not that I am saying that it isn't)

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At 7/11/06 10:11 AM, the_dumbass543 wrote:
At 7/11/06 10:07 AM, Centurion_Ryan wrote: You guys are lucky...

I'm not even LEGALISED to do it for another 7 years (if you're stupid i'll be 18 then)

(waits)...CAn I go to a strip club yet.(churches) NO!!! (me) Hey!IM A CHRISTAIN!IM ON YOUR SIDE!REMEMBER!?
wait, i'm confused, you say you will be 18 in 7 years but your profile says you are 13 right now. and in 7 years wouldn't you be 20?

Becasue my SUCK ASS profile won't let me select 1995 as my birth date...
Who gives a damn about having to be 13 anyway?

I wonder if anyone fell for that "Me mastrbating for a month" thing anyway, only did it once.

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