My lead singer is a politics n00b

[FUNKbrs]

He wants to make political music, but he still thinks hating Bush is some amazingly original revelation. What should I do?

hint: I'm asking NG. I know what to expect.

[OrbitalDebris]

Get a new singer. Quickly.

[Revenant]

Eat him.

[DestroyerofMan]

Tell him he's an unoriginal cunt and needs to get with the times.

[ChocloMan]

Secretely place nazi propaganda in is house, like hidden swastikas.

[The-Elven-Lady]

Show him that it has been done befor with lots of proof of anti bush adminastration music.

[API]

Tell him he's an American Idiot.

WHAT

[bigexplosions]

Punish him.

Vigorously.

[Zerok]

At 7/10/06 09:06 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

hint: I'm asking NG. I know what to expect.

So some form of rape?

[Phockz]

if your lead singer wants to be anti-bush, focus on Jeb Bush's son, George P. Bush (yes, another George). In the family, this George is known as 'P', or even scarier, '45' and will no doubt actually become President one day, going by the track record of people in the Bush family whose first name is George...

He's eligable in 2012, so start campaigning against him now...

[FUNKbrs]

At 7/10/06 09:09 PM, bkdude wrote: im pretty sure you are a developed garage band by looking at your NG audio collection, (unline more then 3/4ths of the 11 year old shit-omatic "bands") so im going to take you very seriously.

I set up my studio at his house. We've already recorded some crap tracks to get the levels right

try to munity him as lead singer, unless he stops being a n00b. if he dosnt comply, look for a new lead singer and munity his ass out.

He doesn't even know he's being a N00B. It's really FAIL. He keeps getting bands like Ministry and going "OMG! I WANT TO MAKE THE PREACHY HARDCORE TOO!!!"

[stafffighter]

Sell him to some punk band who would hate themselves for being able to pay rent and hire me?

[FUNKbrs]

At 7/10/06 09:11 PM, Phockz wrote: if your lead singer wants to be anti-bush, focus on Jeb Bush's son, George P. Bush (yes, another George). In the family, this George is known as 'P', or even scarier, '45' and will no doubt actually become President one day, going by the track record of people in the Bush family whose first name is George...

He's eligable in 2012, so start campaigning against him now...

Meh, I really don't dig the negativity political music. I don't want to be against ANYONE, I want to have a positive agenda of my own.

[bigexplosions]

At 7/10/06 09:12 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: He doesn't even know he's being a N00B. It's really FAIL. He keeps getting bands like Ministry and going "OMG! I WANT TO MAKE THE PREACHY HARDCORE TOO!!!"

Tell him "Shut the fuck up and do what you're told, little piggy."

[RoobyKillAll]

At 7/10/06 09:07 PM, DestroyerOfMan wrote: Tell him he's an unoriginal cunt and needs to get with the times.

Hey thanks for not crediting me making your sig, Destroyer. And also it's usually courtiousto thank someone when they do something for you :o

[FUNKbrs]

At 7/10/06 09:14 PM, bigexplosions wrote:

Tell him "Shut the fuck up and do what you're told, little piggy."

He owns the band house.

>:(

[cylon]

I think you should give him a chance with the political music.

But first make him prove he can do it without being a douche by making him write songs about 15th century politics between Italian city states. If he just wants to whine about Bush he won't go to the trouble, and that's why there's livejournal and/or myspace.

[b3nnic3]

Suck his cock.

Or take Maddox's advice and headbutt him then leave and never call him.

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

At 7/10/06 09:06 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: He wants to make political music, but he still thinks hating Bush is some amazingly original revelation. What should I do?

hint: I'm asking NG. I know what to expect.

If he is good, keep him and teach him it isn't original to hate Bush. If he sucks, fire him.

[MortifiedPenguins]

Cover The Beatles Let it Be and see what happens.

[JackPhantasm]

Turn him into a soda can and SQAUSH HIM FLAT!

[tigerkitty]

At 7/10/06 09:11 PM, Zerok wrote:

At 7/10/06 09:06 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

hint: I'm asking NG. I know what to expect.

So some form of rape?

That's only on Wednesdays darling

[biblboasdzc]

Put thousands of george bush posters in his house and then put on them i am watching you

[FUNKbrs]

At 7/10/06 10:32 PM, Slightly_Squirrely wrote: Put thousands of george bush posters in his house and then put on them i am watching you

You are the best user EVER.

I love that idea.

[Beavis-Love]

Tell him he sucks green day dick.

[JackPhantasm]

Could we see some of the lyrics he wants to use?

[FUNKbrs]

At 7/10/06 11:01 PM, SnakesOnAPlane wrote: Could we see some of the lyrics he wants to use?

Sadly, no. He keeps his own notes. However, once I get something recorded I'll be sure and post it on the AP

[EyezOnMe]

At 7/10/06 10:14 PM, Fenrus1989 wrote: Cover The Beatles Let it Be and see what happens.

That could be interesting...

[MercuryClawk]

Put George Bush bumper stickers all over his car. And I mean all over his car. Maybe a few on the inside, too.

[Maus]

At 7/10/06 09:12 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: He keeps getting bands like Ministry and going "OMG! I WANT TO MAKE THE PREACHY HARDCORE TOO!!!"

Tell him he's got the wrong Bush. 8) Though, Psalm 69 is a great album.

Have him listen to some Mark Knopfler. The man can be slyly political.

OR, tell him to be REALLY edgy, and make an album about eating vegans to complete the circle of life. :D