Welcome, future criminals. This here is FRAGMENT'S GUIDE TO ROBBING STORES, copyrighted 2006. Before you embark on this quest, there are some things you need to be aware of:
Robbing is a serious crime
There is something known as the police
There is also something known as a cop off duty.
I am sexier than you.
All righty, then, let's get to the robbing. First of all, pick the store which you want to rob. You should pick a convenience store, a drug store, a fast food joint, or a gas station for less chance of being stopped by someone.
What you will need:
A handgun (ooh, we're getting serious)
Three or four large, inflated balloons
Some sort of mask
A big pair of balls
You will need a large, long-sleeved jacket before you attempt your robbery. Make sure that the sleeves are able to cover your hands.
Park your car (or hide) on the other side of the street where the store is located. Using your binoculars, surveil the store and it's surroundings. Check how many staff members there are. Check if there are any security cameras. If there are, note where they are located. Check to see that no police cars are around. Once these things are done, you need to disguise yourself. Using a marker or a pen, draw a beard and mustache on your face or if you're a kid, accentuate your eyebrows and draw yourself a mole. Put on eyeglasses of any kind. Stow the gun in your pockets or under your belt. Keep the ski mask in your pocket or in a place where it won't be seen, but that you be able to take it out quickly. You are ready, champ.
Walk up to the store with the balloons in your hand. Make sure that they float and that the won't separate. When you get to the door, either push it with your shoulder to enter or pull your sleeve over your hand and fingers and pull. Do not look at the staff: Your fake beard and glasses will provide them with a fake "face". Walk to the back of the store and pretend that you are looking at everything, anything. Pull the ski mask over your face (QUICKLY!) and walk to the cashier.
Here is where it gets interesting. If there is another costumer, point the gun at him/her and instruct him/her to drop to the ground and not move. The cashier will be too worried to do anything. Then, with the balloons, let them go in front of the camera so that they obstruct its view. Point the gun at the cashier, blah blah blah, get the money. Stash the money in your pockets while you point the gun at the cashier. Walk towards the door (still pointing the gun) Push or pull as said earlier, and run out. Run to your car, stash the weapon and ski mask, drive away OR run away for about 200 yards, until you find a hiding spot. There, you will clean your face, wait an hour or two, and go back home or to a motel/hotel.
Congratulations, you succeesed in robbing a store.
The best time to rob a store is in between 3:00 am and 5:00 am. Do not go back to that store ever again, and do not frequently go by that area for the next weeks after the robbery.