Since most of you are far too young to go out or just cannot be arsed I will explain the myths and facts.
What is Outside?
Where the cool people go due to conformity.
How does one go outside?
Open the door, the one with keyholes
Is the sky really blue?
No it's green and loaves of bread fly up in the sky
Whats that smell?
Leaves
What are you meant to do outside
No one knows what you're meant to do, most people tip cows.
Cows?
Animals
Animals?
Where processed food comes from
How do you play counter strike outside
Go to the local gun shop for guns, gather some people and get a bomb. Unfortunately there are no respawn spots.
There appears to be some force field blocking me
It's a brickwall
How do you make a thread?
It's called talking and you open your mouth and try to say the words to people.
Nobody seems to be posting to my talking
Thats because they think you're weird and you don't know them. Get some friends and talk to them
Friends? How do I IM here?
First you need to make friends and there is no IM here.
Now you're prepared for the outside and remember:
you can't survive more than one bullet that easily. The health bar suck on the outside.