help me ng!!!

[jacktherack]

i got locked in some handcuffs and i lost the key what should i do?

[CanAsian]

Cut your hand off.

[SniperWolf1564]

It would take a dumbass to not see that one of your hands are free...

[rats66]

I'll bring my whip and be there in a second.

[Cybex]

At 7/10/06 05:51 PM, big_hunk wrote: i got locked in some handcuffs and i lost the key what should i do?

Chew like you've never chewed before!

[Kharbon]

Refer to your

"GIMP Accident Manual: What to do when _____"

I think handcuffs are #113, inbetween "Treating leather whip wounds" and "Keeping Wet".

Yeah, i think thats it.

[Seasons]

Latch the other to your bedpost and get naked and call for your mom.

[jacktherack]

At 7/10/06 05:52 PM, SniperWolf1564 wrote: It would take a dumbass to not see that one of your hands are free...

i know cause i broke the one off....

[CanAsian]

At 7/10/06 05:53 PM, big_hunk wrote:

At 7/10/06 05:52 PM, SniperWolf1564 wrote: It would take a dumbass to not see that one of your hands are free...

i know cause i broke the one off....

Then break the other one.

[Kernoznightmare]

At 7/10/06 05:51 PM, big_hunk wrote: i got locked in some handcuffs and i lost the key what should i do?

masturbate

[Maus]

"Using a paperclip or thin piece of metal with a small bent tip in the shape of an "L". Once inside the key hole the subject moves the object in a circular motion to disengage the pawl and ratchet mechanism unlocking the single strand, allowing the subject to escape freely. 2. Using a hard sharp instrument and driving it into the key hole, vigorously moving it in circular motion until you hear the pawl and ratchet break, again unlocking the single strand, allowing the subject to escape freely."

http://www.policeone..ung/articles/107554/

[Xmunitalp]

Contact a locksmith....

[MetalDart]

At 7/10/06 05:51 PM, big_hunk wrote: i got locked in some handcuffs and i lost the key what should i do?

I'll give you a hint mister hunk. I think you will get the idea.

[Chiklay4]

try to bend it by hitting it with everything. or plan B

1.grab something metal like
2.and
3.hit your self with it to remeber not to do something
4.fucking stupid

[cementsocks]

At 7/10/06 05:55 PM, Maus wrote: "Using a paperclip or thin piece of metal with a small bent tip in the shape of an "L". Once inside the key hole the subject moves the object in a circular motion to disengage the pawl and ratchet mechanism unlocking the single strand...

http://www.policeone..ung/articles/107554/

LOL, I can't tell if you're serious or love to keep jokes going. Maus, I love you.

[Rockin-Rubber-Duck]

Get smart and use a paperclip or a saw

[Charged]

At 7/10/06 05:52 PM, SniperWolf1564 wrote: It would take a dumbass to not see that one of your hands are free...

Yeah, but he doesen't have the key, genious.

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Get some bolt cutters.

[IS1508]

omg those are some nice pants where can i get a pair

[jacktherack]

i am currently trying to find a key.,....

[psycho-squirrel]

put butter on your hand and try to slip your hand through. if that doesnt work...call the locksmith. it should be in the phonebook.

[MercuryClawk]

At 7/10/06 05:55 PM, -MetalDart- wrote:

At 7/10/06 05:51 PM, big_hunk wrote: i got locked in some handcuffs and i lost the key what should i do?

I'll give you a hint mister hunk. I think you will get the idea.

Another hint:It's not to saw through the chain >:)

[Database]

handcuff the other to the hottest girl you can find, then either she'll fall in love with you or she'll yell until the police come and unlock you from her.

[PsychoticMind]

You must do as the picture commands to escape!

[Splurgle]

At 7/10/06 05:51 PM, big_hunk wrote: i got locked in some handcuffs and i lost the key what should i do?

You should leave them on so you won't be able to post a dumb post like this again.

[jacktherack]

At 7/10/06 08:20 PM, retarded111 wrote: You must do as the picture commands to escape!

NO NOT THAT ANYTHING BUT THAT :(

theres go to be some other way ....
i think ill call a locksmith ...
does anyone know a number for a locksmith

[claresix]

ur kidding ther like the easyest thing 2 get out of pull back the clip thing or stick a slide clip in the key hole and just start msn around wit it

[Zerok]

At 7/10/06 06:25 PM, CementSocks wrote: LOL, I can't tell if you're serious or love to keep jokes going. Maus, I love you.

I can't understand how you interpret that as not being serious.

[Luigi]

At 7/10/06 08:53 PM, claresix wrote: ur kidding ther like the easyest thing 2 get out of pull back the clip thing or stick a slide clip in the key hole and just start msn around wit it

HUH?
Please use Correct Grammer on Newgrounds.
Correct grammer on NG is good

and well have you tried a saw if it like plastic? if it's metal uh get a paper clip and start messing around with it.

[rottenmyscabies]

Try and fix the other cuff and clip it onto someone whos the exact oposite of you. Thne you can have a wacky cross country advenure getting into all kinds of hillairous adventures before your partner jumps infront of a train killing you both.

[Spectacle]

At 7/10/06 05:55 PM, Maus wrote: stuff

Nah, you don't need to go through all of that just to get out. All you need is a grenade and a prosthetic arm.