okay, check this out
i just got back from a living hell they call summer camp
believe it on not i'm a scout
and there was this kid there who i've hated since like third grade
now this little baby-back bitch thinks he's leet
i'm gonna quote things he says
tell me do the following things sound leet?
*whining*"i lost my wallet"
*whining* "i can't eat mexican food, it gives me diarea"
*whining* "there's gonna be a tropical storm"*said by him on a florida trip whern he saw a couplke dark clouds
*while playing cards*"can anybody playzors that"
now here are some of the things he does, do the following sound leet
compares everything to lord of the rings
insults everyone
uses words like "fiend" and "thy"
thinks he's a god
knows all the cheats to every game he has, by heart
thinks he's smarter and beter then his superiors when he's obvioulsy not
now put that all in one, throw in an annoying voice and put it in an ugly-as-hell body
and you have him
and the worst part is: you can't ignore or even understand a word he says
god, i'm gonna beat him to death if i can't figure out another way to deal with him
can you help me out?