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Posted at: 7/9/06 11:04 AM

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Ever since the introduction of masturbation to the public audience by Mark Twain, fapping has been a much more excepted art in America.

In modern era we have chosen to ridicule masturbation because of it's peculiarity from actual sex. We also do this when it comes to crapping or pissing; we make fun of our neccesary bodily functions because of their messiness.

Because masturbation is such a vital function for anyone who hasn't/cannot (under age)had sex, I propose the following:

FAP ROOMS.

For both men and women. A lotion dispenser as well as a dildo(attached to the wall so no one will steal it) will be installed in what will look like the regular bathroom, but entirely set up for a different purpose.

I say we introduce this revolutionary idea to the government so they can build these fap rooms across the nation, and we will never be fap-deprived again!


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Amen!


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you sir are a gienius


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idiots

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Such a brilliant idea, I'd take my laptop in one and spend all my weekends there. Okay, so I'm not that sad, but it still is such a great idea.


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What?
Then what is that room Tommy Lee took me too?
He tricked me for the last time!


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At 7/9/06 11:10 AM, wickedswami wrote: idiots

(and i'm really not gonna say anything else..)

Good.


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That is going to be one messy dildo. And they need paper towels to clean it up.

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Posted at: 7/9/06 11:15 AM

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Thats just a peepshow room, insead of brigning your own, you can watch it live...


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Where must we sign?


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At 7/9/06 11:04 AM, pt9_9 wrote: a dildo(attached to the wall so no one will steal it) will be installed in what will look like the regular bathroom, but entirely set up for a different purpose.

major problem there, dildo sharing spreads STD's, maybe you should make it BYOD (bring your own dildo)

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At 7/9/06 11:18 AM, simple_but_sandy wrote:
At 7/9/06 11:04 AM, pt9_9 wrote: a dildo(attached to the wall so no one will steal it) will be installed in what will look like the regular bathroom, but entirely set up for a different purpose.
major problem there, dildo sharing spreads Stds, maybe you should make it BYOD (bring your own dildo)

Or make dildo dispensers, you pop £5 in there and pop comes a dildo!


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At 7/9/06 11:21 AM, toggle wrote:
At 7/9/06 11:18 AM, simple_but_sandy wrote:
At 7/9/06 11:04 AM, pt9_9 wrote:
Or make dildo dispensers, you pop £5 in there and pop comes a dildo!

brilliant idea, i now know what i want for my birthday.

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At 7/9/06 11:26 AM, simple_but_sandy wrote:
At 7/9/06 11:21 AM, toggle wrote:
At 7/9/06 11:18 AM, simple_but_sandy wrote:
At 7/9/06 11:04 AM, pt9_9 wrote:
Or make dildo dispensers, you pop £5 in there and pop comes a dildo!
brilliant idea, i now know what i want for my birthday.

Hmmm i might just make one you know. I shall make a faping room!!!!


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Brilliant!

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*Runs into toilet with a dildo and some ahnd lotion* Fucking done!


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STDs.


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yeh but no girls would ever go to one of them, it would just be full of guys mastrubating with each other, and that sounds gay to me!


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At 7/9/06 12:12 PM, GwenTheDoodle wrote: yeh but no girls would ever go to one of them, it would just be full of guys mastrubating with each other, and that sounds gay to me!

No it would be like a toilet cubical, but a bit bigger. You walk in, Pay £2 to go in the cubical, if you want a dildo you pay £5 in a vending machine that puts out dildos. Then you have a man or woman that sits at the front desk and sells adult reading to adults. This is the best idea i have had all week!


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Imagine how the janitors would feel cleaning up in there


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At 7/9/06 12:12 PM, GwenTheDoodle wrote: yeh but no girls would ever go to one of them, it would just be full of guys mastrubating with each other, and that sounds gay to me!

Your right girls have those massaging shower heads.

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At 7/9/06 11:38 AM, Subtle wrote: STDs.

STDs die as soon as they hit open air.

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At 7/9/06 12:19 PM, P_E_T_E wrote: Imagine how the janitors would feel cleaning up in there

Thats why we have prisoners to clean up for you!


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That would suck to use a dildo after someone with genital herpes did, eh?

send me a sexy PM

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Fap room?

its called a public toilet :P


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At 7/9/06 12:22 PM, Seasons- wrote: That would suck to use a dildo after someone with genital herpes did, eh?

Did you neglect to read my posts?


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I just remembered that they have these at adult toy shops but you have to be 18+.

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