LOL the worst pain I have ever felt was when I dropped a knife but as it fell, it turned itself around and went right through my foot (of course thats not genital related. My worst pain ever was when my kitten jmped up on my bed when I was waking off and he saw my hand moving, thought i was playing and jumped on my hand and tried to bite it but missed and bit something else. I couldnt wak off for 2 weeks, which sux because i have a libido a mile wide. Every time it got erect, the scabbs fell off and so it took forever to heal. On the plus side, when i could finally wak off, I had the best orgasm ever. I think it had gotten sensitive again. Normallly its numb and takes forever for an orgasm. I wak off too much) As for the story about the knife, I had to get a tetanus shot, because it went all the way through my foot and into the floor. I swear this is true. (even the genital story)