Forum Topic: We were both horny.

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Posted at: 7/8/06 09:26 PM

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We were both horny. You could tell just by looking in either of our eyes. But neither of us did. It was just meant to be casual. Nothing even planned. We were just watching TV, eating Sara Lee ice cream and wearing PJs. After Twilight Zone ended, the channel went off at 3 AM like the channels did back in the 50s. So we turned the lights off, and just stared at each. We started making goofy faces at each other. I made her laugh by sticking my tongue in my nose splitting folding my eyelids and pulling on my eyelids. She giggled. I had been horny before, but suddenly I got a boner. It was like a public boner, you know? I tried hiding it by pulling my shirt down. Sad thing is, I didn't even know why I had one. I hate when that happens. Well, we just started giggling again. I went over to her end of the couch, and cuddled up with her. Suddenly, she kissed me. I don't know if it was love, or love, but I kissed back. We then kept on kissing. And licking. We started frenching. I coaxed her PJ top off and slowly undid her bra. I coaxed her breast. Last I saw them it was years before. I could see she liked me stroking her nipples. She then unbottoned my pants. I got goose pimples at this point, because I knew what would then happen. I enjoyed her single gag as she thrust my rod into her throat. The pleasure was overwhelming I could not help but move. I pulled her off me and layed on her and pulled her panties off and thrust my hard wet dick in her pussy. Her moans grew in volume until the end. At the end just during ejaculation we both moaned so loud we expected to wake the neighborhood. After words, as I lay on her, I said to her,"I love you, mom."

LotR was all about walking. Fuck even the trees walked in those movies.
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Posted at: 7/8/06 09:27 PM

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Blah ethics morality.

Love.

ME AND MY BROTHER BENNICE MOVED THE HOLY BIBLE TO THE FICTION SECTION IN THE LIBRARY LOLOLOL WE ARE SO COOL AND CLEVER YEH DOOD

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Posted at: 7/8/06 09:27 PM

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incest is wrong


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Posted at: 7/8/06 09:28 PM

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I didn't even read it. ALl I did was skip to the concluding sentence, which was "I love you mom." That's why it's always good to read backwards sometimes.

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Posted at: 7/8/06 09:28 PM

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Do it again, twice.

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Posted at: 7/8/06 09:29 PM

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Wait you had sex with your mom?!


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Posted at: 7/8/06 09:29 PM

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How do you coax a breast? GET OFF MY INTERNET. YOU FAIL AT FUNNY.

Succumb to my sinful desires...share...a forbidden kiss. :3


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at first i thought it was porno now u get that its a joke!


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Posted at: 7/8/06 09:30 PM

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That made me laugh.

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Posted at: 7/8/06 09:33 PM

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At 7/8/06 09:29 PM, hawthorne_heights_19 wrote: dude im horny too bcuz my girlfriend dumped me and im sad and horny 2 </3

LMAO!

You win at the internet sir.


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Posted at: 7/8/06 09:33 PM

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I made her laugh by sticking my tongue in my nose splitting folding my eyelids and pulling on my eyelids.

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN. Seriously.


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Posted at: 7/8/06 09:33 PM

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That's funny. Well done.


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Posted at: 7/8/06 09:34 PM

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We were both horny. You could tell just by looking in either of our eyes. But neither of us did. It was just meant to be casual. Nothing even planned. We were just watching TV, eating Sara Lee ice cream and wearing PJs. After Twilight Zone ended, the channel went off at 3 AM like the channels did back in the 50s. So we turned the lights off, and just stared at each. We started making goofy faces at each other. I made her laugh by sticking my tongue in my nosefolding my eyelids and pulling on my ears. She giggled. I had been horny before, but suddenly I got a boner. It was like a public boner, you know? I tried hiding it by pulling my shirt down. Sad thing is, I didn't even know why I had one. I hate when that happens. Well, we just started giggling again. I went over to her end of the couch, and cuddled up with her. Suddenly, she kissed me. I don't know if it was love, or love, but I kissed back. We then kept on kissing. And licking. We started frenching. I coaxed her PJ top off and slowly undid her bra. I stroked her breast. Last I saw them it was years before. I could see she liked me stroking her nipples. She then unbottoned my pants. I got goose pimples at this point, because I knew what would then happen. I enjoyed her single gag as she thrust my rod into her throat. The pleasure was overwhelming, I could not help but move. I pulled her off me and layed on her and pulled her panties off and thrust my hard wet dick in her pussy. Her moans grew in volume until the end. At the end just during ejaculation we both moaned so loud we expected to wake the neighborhood. After words, as I lay on her, I said to her,"I love you, mom."

I made it mistakeless. ish.

LotR was all about walking. Fuck even the trees walked in those movies.
Chris Boe made my signature. Ya' know, the Crab Battle guy?

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Posted at: 7/8/06 09:49 PM

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This is why I hate people. I really really hope this gets locked.


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Posted at: 7/8/06 09:51 PM

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At 7/8/06 09:49 PM, FallenProphecy wrote: This is why I hate people. I really really hope this gets locked.

Why you so rude? It was just a weird story that popped into my head months ago, and when this happens I make them in notepad. I was clearing my PC of junk, and I decided to post some stuff for others. That's the only thing I can post and still think people find me sorta normal. Not as bad as Earfetish.

It's a joke. Like that Cap'n Crunch story.

LotR was all about walking. Fuck even the trees walked in those movies.
Chris Boe made my signature. Ya' know, the Crab Battle guy?

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At 7/8/06 09:49 PM, FallenProphecy wrote: This is why I hate people. I really really hope this gets locked.

Got a little turned on right?

I think it's a great post personally. I'm 90% sure the guy didn't really sleep with his mother X_x


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Posted at: 7/8/06 09:53 PM

I do that with my sisters every night, pussy >:(


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At 7/8/06 09:29 PM, Stamper wrote: How do you coax a breast? GET OFF MY INTERNET. YOU FAIL AT FUNNY.

Damn he got pwned by stamper!


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LotR was all about walking. Fuck even the trees walked in those movies.
Chris Boe made my signature. Ya' know, the Crab Battle guy?

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At 7/8/06 09:29 PM, hawthorne_heights_19 wrote: dude im horny too bcuz my girlfriend dumped me and im sad and horny 2 </3

If you're horny, then jack off. If you know how to, that is...I doubt your brain has advanced past second-grade level considering your horrible English skills.


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At 7/8/06 09:59 PM, -WOAH- wrote: fuck you

Get fucked.

LotR was all about walking. Fuck even the trees walked in those movies.
Chris Boe made my signature. Ya' know, the Crab Battle guy?

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At 7/8/06 09:59 PM, -WOAH- wrote: fuck you

Is that the hawthorne guy's alternate account? YOU SUCK AT LIFE!


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Lol, I was all, "Omg, this story owns!" And then it was all, "I love you mom." And then my boner died :(.

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At 7/8/06 10:04 PM, ImaFreekozoid wrote: Lol, I was all, "Omg, this story owns!" And then it was all, "I love you mom." And then my boner died :(.

DESERVE'D

At least I gave you a hard on.

LotR was all about walking. Fuck even the trees walked in those movies.
Chris Boe made my signature. Ya' know, the Crab Battle guy?

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what an umrealistic sotry. Everyone knows that pj pants have an elastic band not buttons

Grey power.

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At 7/8/06 09:59 PM, -WOAH- wrote: fuck you

Will a mod please fucking delete you, you're irritating everyone.

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Posted at: 7/8/06 10:52 PM

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OMG! I was getting hard throughout that whole story, and then at the end, it just went from:

_______________
_______________)
(its text, ok?)
to:
______
____ | |
| |
|__|
(drawing a pen0r with text is harder than I would think)

Did that actually happen? Tell me it didnt.

mhm


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Posted at: 7/8/06 10:53 PM

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At 7/8/06 10:52 PM, k3v1n2 wrote: OMG! I was getting hard throughout that whole story, and then at the end, it just went from:

_______________
_______________)
(its text, ok?)
to:
______
____ | |
| |
|__|
(drawing a pen0r with text is harder than I would think)

Did that actually happen? Tell me it didnt.

NO

LotR was all about walking. Fuck even the trees walked in those movies.
Chris Boe made my signature. Ya' know, the Crab Battle guy?

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Posted at: 7/8/06 10:55 PM

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At 7/8/06 09:29 PM, Stamper wrote: How do you coax a breast? GET OFF MY INTERNET. YOU FAIL AT FUNNY.

Mister Negativity has entered.


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Posted at: 7/8/06 10:57 PM

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Im not gonna quote anyone... just gonna say... good story.

Tricky ending though.


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