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I have Webroot Spy Sweeper. In fact, I have thoroughly pleased with it.


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At 7/8/06 01:18 AM, supyohos123 wrote: I have Webroot Spy Sweeper. In fact, I have thoroughly pleased with it.

I meant I "am" thoroughly pleased with it.


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At 7/8/06 01:10 AM, ReviwMan1000 wrote:
At 7/8/06 12:37 AM, SardonicSamurai9 wrote: 1: "and YOU'RE getting a pay raise for THIS!?"

John: *Fap fap fap* "What do you expect? I monitor my portion of the internet 24/7. I don't see you doing that." *Fap fap fap*

FBI Guy 1: "Asshole..."

John: *Fap fap* "Slacker."
You are god for a couple minutes...use your time wisely

God: Hells yeah! I'm all you peoples daddy! That means you too Jesus.

Jesus: "STFU God"

God: "That's it! Bed, right now!"

Jesus: "What? Fuck you!"

God: "NO MORE INTERNET FOR YOU!"

Jesus: "WHAT!? Let me just make one more post on Newgrounds!"

God: "Don't make me kill the internet!"

Jesus: "lol internet"

God: "STFU"

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Mr-Bo-Jangles

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At 7/8/06 01:25 AM, SardonicSamurai9 wrote:
At 7/8/06 01:10 AM, ReviwMan1000 wrote:
At 7/8/06 12:37 AM, SardonicSamurai9 wrote:

did, did you just, quote yourself? what is this some 3rd world country

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Thank god I live in England :D.

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At 7/8/06 12:17 AM, Farmageddon wrote: Nothing can stop the FBI

A black man can.

You get one black man to walk down the street, minding his own business, and the FBI will stop whatever they're doing, and beat him with nunchucks.


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im not gona take the time to read that


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Thats fucked up/

Ever wonder if your mom kissed you goodnight after she gave your dad a blowjob? Well, you do now.

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At 7/8/06 12:52 AM, _Fox_ wrote:
At 7/8/06 12:30 AM, corbinator wrote:
At 7/8/06 12:20 AM, ZigZag- wrote: Thank God I dont live in the U.S
That's not going to matter good sir. The US army created the internet; Therefore it is owned by the US

im serious.
Well, Africa created humans basicaly, as we evolved there, so Africa own the human race.

ggnore

africa didnt create humans humans didnt evole are there any god damn apes in africa no only black peple so are u suggesting whites are better thanblacks? well ur a raceist bastered

now every one hates you u bitch

( im jk ok so dont take this post sersoily)

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At 7/8/06 12:23 AM, modernizenerd wrote: lol, bush, u silly goose, stop raping america and destroying our rights
bush: but jesus told me to
silly bush

Real intelligent. Because, you know, Bush is the final word and makes all the decisions, mhm, nope, no other involvement from the rest of the executive branch. Yep. Real smart. And we all know Bush declared war and Congress had no involvement, nope, not at all.

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Posted at: 7/8/06 03:47 AM

Im an Aussie Blke!

We dont got the FBI, the best thing we got down here is big ol' roos in thongs young chap!


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At 7/8/06 12:20 AM, ZigZag- wrote: Thank God I dont live in the U.S

Lol yea.Usa got owned

Uk all the way

Get Fuckle'd

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We're all going to get phone calls that go, "This is Agent Smith *snick* of the F.B.I., and we have been monitoring *snick* your internet activity... and wait 'till every finds out you've been at farmanimalsluts.com! Buahahaha! Asshole! *click*"


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And they'll forget to tap the normal phones because they're so busy tapping the online connections?

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At 7/8/06 04:07 AM, lollerskaters wrote:

:and wait 'till every finds out you've been at farmanimalsluts.com! Buahahaha! Asshole! *click*"

............. ROFL!! im looking forward to the call.

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At 7/8/06 12:41 AM, Prism_tank wrote:
At 7/8/06 12:23 AM, C-H-J wrote:
At 7/8/06 12:20 AM, ZigZag- wrote: Thank God I dont live in the U.S
Me too XD!
Me three!
Me four
Seriously though, that sucks. The FBI try to wreck all your fun >:(

Me 5!


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At 7/8/06 07:57 AM, El_Master wrote:
At 7/8/06 12:41 AM, Prism_tank wrote:
At 7/8/06 12:23 AM, C-H-J wrote:
At 7/8/06 12:20 AM, ZigZag- wrote: Thank God I dont live in the U.S
Me too XD!
Me three!
Me four
Seriously though, that sucks. The FBI try to wreck all your fun >:(
Me 5!

Me 6!


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w8 a minute. If we use american ISPs does that mean we get tapped?


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At 7/8/06 01:19 AM, supyohos123 wrote:
At 7/8/06 01:18 AM, supyohos123 wrote: I have Webroot Spy Sweeper. In fact, I have thoroughly pleased with it.
I meant I "am" thoroughly pleased with it.

that wont stop the FBI. hell if the Bill of Rights cant, how can your stupid little spy sweeper stop them.

and Tom post a link to some site where they're trying to stop this from passing. i forget the link, just PM Tom for it


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At 7/8/06 12:21 AM, SardonicSamurai9 wrote: FBI Guy: "Hey John, what section of the internet do you have to patrol?

John: *Fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap*

FBI Guy: "Lucky bastard..."

Lolz, But seriously, how can they penetrate our rights??? I'm gonna go talk to my lawyer about Sueing the FBI...

Reason for ban: Do not as for pirated copies of programs. <3 Enoll << Thanks for the love. <3

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Hehe poor US


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At 7/8/06 08:11 AM, Yoyodog76 wrote:
At 7/8/06 12:21 AM, SardonicSamurai9 wrote: FBI Guy: "Hey John, what section of the internet do you have to patrol?

John: *Fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap*

FBI Guy: "Lucky bastard..."
Lolz, But seriously, how can they penetrate our rights??? I'm gonna go talk to my lawyer about Sueing the FBI...

Your lawyer is in on it too!! They're all in on it!
You guys need to riot and shoot up those FBI That'll teach em


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This should only concern those of you who commit crimes on the internet.

Oh.....wait...... file sharing is popular...... :'(

DIO ARE POWER METAL

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At 7/8/06 03:47 AM, Jack_Currie_Pie wrote: Im an Aussie Blke!
We dont got the FBI, the best thing we got down here is big ol' roos in thongs young chap!

But you did unleash that awful movie Kangaroo Jack on us! YOU WILL PAY!

mhm


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At 7/8/06 03:51 AM, DuffKing wrote:
At 7/8/06 12:20 AM, ZigZag- wrote: Thank God I dont live in the U.S
Lol yea.Usa got owned

Uk all the way

The UK isn't far behind.


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yay for european internet mirrors and proxies.

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I live in nevada means......the fbi well come here offten becuz of "ALIENS,AREA 51." so am i safe?


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The internet is being put more and more into important people's hands, rather than everyone's.

just look at SaveTheInternet, and now this - America, defend yourselves

I hardly ever come here anymore....

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