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i forgot to put....

my pool
my aunts house
my car (8 hour trip)
a hotel
in front of girls at her birthday party (she asked and i said ok why not)me and those girls are still friends
my best friends mom
math class for obvious reasons
english class
french class (ohh la la)
tech ed class

ill think of more later

My friends house

k i got more

my best friends moms bed
next to the girl(s) that i like

Seriously?!?!?! 10 pages of fap locations???? Holy shit!

OK, so I was sitting in the back seat of our van, and my little brother was sitting next to me, and one of my older brothers was sitting in the middle section of the van. My mom was in the front seat, my dad was driving. It was cold in the van, so I was pretty much completely covered with a sleeping bag. I fapped in there. ;D

at a mexican restraunt in the bathroom...

..and it wasn't in a stall either...i was standing at a urinal o.O

Cardio room at the gym.

I didn't even clean up afterwards.

i have more AGAIN

in the tub
in front of my best friends mom
on a plane
Disney World
in a treehouse
on camera (dont ask for vid)
on a boat
in a lake
3 different states

At 7/30/08 03:30 AM, hunt34 wrote:

in front of my best friends mom

holy shit

wow newgrounds... wow.

I've fapped in front of one of my friends while she slept
in the back of the car
on a speed boat in a lake
waiting for the doctor at the office
and some that are too much for newgrounds...

Wow that's a toughy but I'd probably have to go with ... out on the beach.

School.

At the farm, over a cowXD

8th grade music class underneath my hoody on the risers

inside the house next door while i was being built

In a car, in a parking lot. I did it twice, but both times it was cut short due to interruptions and I never came...

Late one night, when sleeping over my friend's house, I openned up a bottle of maple syrup and jizzed in it. In the morning, at breakfast, his mom tried to use the syrup, but nothing would come out because it "must have something stuck in it." She took the lid of the bottle, as did I only hours earlier, and gazed into it. Unbeknownced to her, she had been squeezing the openned bottle a little to tightly, causing the bottle to litterally splooge on her. Since semen is a different consistancy and density as syrup, it stayed at the top of the bottle without mixing at all, so the jizz that splooged on my friend's mom was pure, uncut, crotch-juice.

They instantly blamed my friends dad for this, although all he could do was sit there and deny it. "Dad, you're such a sick fuck!" My friend seemed angry.

Got off scott free >:D

i once made it to Good Morning America in New York, walked up to the window to which the camera tapes fans before commercial breaks, and fapped before it!

Lol longtime ago when my friend and I were porn addicts, he tells me to come over to watch this awesome porn of like 20 chicks having an orgy. I come over and I start watching it and I get real horny, a telephone rings and he go gets it while I basically go light speed on my dick. Lol

I once fapped in a box
I once fapped with a fox
I once fapped in a house
I once fapped with a mouse
I once fapped here and there
I fapped Everywhere!

Beat that

Good god.....

I fapped in Runescape, everyone was looking and wanted to sell my cum

Dirty little bastards

Ive fap to this every day =D take a peek. LINK CLICK HERE

At 7/29/08 05:53 AM, w33n wrote:

At 6/25/08 10:35 AM, marius-vanrhijn wrote: When people are right next to me but are not watching,i rub it a little. Rubbed it to much once and had to go change my underwear T_T

O _O
Yikes...

Uhm,i probably should have mentioned that nobody was nearby when that happened. thank god. i definately hope my mom noticed nothing when she did the laundry.

your all desperate losers. try to get a girlfriend

While making out with my girlfriend with her eyes closed, in the cinema, In the changing room in the mall.

Several places, mainly at my old school(crappy little private school). Once during class 8th grade year(I sat in the back...) That same school's library during detention(I was always the only kid in there) Inside the backroom of the church, there was no mass in session. And the priest's house's attic I was supposed to be cleaning out. I'm more than likely going to Hell, but then I can fap there to.

my grand parents bathroom in florida

At 8/18/08 02:59 PM, MasterChef117 wrote: While making out with my girlfriend with her eyes closed

Hardcore

At 8/18/08 02:59 PM, MasterChef117 wrote: While making out with my girlfriend with her eyes closed

Your 'girlfriend' is so public eh?