All rhetorical. See if you can answer them all logically.
Here goes nothing...
If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?
Answer may vary. Depends if the cat dies, and where it is thrown out to
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
From whatever the companies decides is best for a baby!
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex in the box?
The person who took the tissue that pulled the second up
Why do they put Braille on the number pads of drive-through bank machines?
Incase one of the passengers is blind. A car holds more than the driver.
How did a fool and his money GET together?
Fools used to be a word for jestures. So from a comical act?
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
They don't. It's a sign used to tell the driver that deers are in that general area.
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
Season implies a time of the year, not a time of killing. Although it is a term often used for hunters, it can be used for other implications as well.
What's another word for thesaurus?
Book of alternative words?
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
So if the people who place the needles into the victem are poked, but not injected, they won't be harmed by the outer bacteria.
What do they use to ship Styrofoam?
Cardboard
Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?
For mold. Sour cream can go bad, just like yougurt or any other already bacterial food. Sour and Rotten are differant
How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes? The same way you tune any other musical tool. If you are unsure, compare it to one that is actually tuned
When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Purple, I suppose
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
No, it's just unsure logic that needs a bit more fundemental clarification
Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?
Would a blind eskimo be allowed to drive a sled?
Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?
The parking is the same as anywhere else.
Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
tele-vision. You get the vision, and the sound I suppose
Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
No, they usually die depending on the level of radiation
If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
Yep. The mime might not be a source of noise, but the gun still is
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
The creation of bread which had yet to be sliced.