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At 7/6/06 05:11 PM, Star_Cleaver wrote:
At 7/6/06 05:10 PM, BlackMesaK9 wrote: Mine:
Yo mama's so fat she eats when she's lonley
That's not a yo mama joke, that's just a sadly true characteristic of many obese people.

pawnd nice one clever.

Yo mama joke: yo mamas so father picures heavy.

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At 7/6/06 05:11 PM, Star_Cleaver wrote:
At 7/6/06 05:10 PM, BlackMesaK9 wrote: Mine:
Yo mama's so fat she eats when she's lonley
That's not a yo mama joke, that's just a sadly true characteristic of many obese people.

I laughed so loud I woke my sleeping Dad.

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Posted at: 7/6/06 05:15 PM

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you momma's so fat her escape velocity exceed 3 x10^8 ms.

that's the speed of light if you didn't know

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Posted at: 7/6/06 05:15 PM

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Umm... Wtf?

And star_Cleaver, it's funny, not offensive.

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Posted at: 7/6/06 05:15 PM

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How lame.

still, i cannot resist to join in :)

"yo moma is so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone"

I hardly ever come here anymore....

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Posted at: 7/6/06 05:18 PM

Yo mama so fat when she went to sea world the whales sung we are family.

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Yo mama's armpits are so hairy it looks like she has Donkey Kong in a head lock.

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Yo mama is so heavy, when she put her picture on the wall, the wall broke!!

Now with a trim fit between the legs, giving your baby the freedom to twist, turn, crawl, and walk. With Triple leak protection.

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At 7/6/06 05:18 PM, Cereal_Palsy wrote: Yo mama's armpits are so hairy it looks like she has Donkey Kong in a head lock.

Hehe thats a great one Cereal

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your moms so fat, she drives a car.

wait a minute. WTF?

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Yo Mama is so gay that she did your dad.

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Has anybody ever seen that show? It's hosted by that Fez guy from That 70's Show (I think his name is Wilmur). It really sucks.

LISTEN TO MEH FECKING AUDIO.

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At 7/6/06 05:22 PM, VegetarianMeat wrote: Has anybody ever seen that show? It's hosted by that Fez guy from That 70's Show (I think his name is Wilmur). It really sucks.

You mean, "Yo Mamma"? I know that show is so overated.

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At 7/6/06 05:20 PM, verycoolguy wrote: Yo Mama is so gay that she did your dad.

WIN FUCKING WIN!

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ahh, so THAT's why this topic hasn't been locked

there are no mods online XD
unfortunately, evil Wade Fulp is watching

I hardly ever come here anymore....

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At 7/6/06 05:20 PM, verycoolguy wrote: Yo Mama is so gay that she did your dad.

win total win

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At 7/6/06 05:23 PM, verycoolguy wrote:
At 7/6/06 05:22 PM, VegetarianMeat wrote: Has anybody ever seen that show? It's hosted by that Fez guy from That 70's Show (I think his name is Wilmur). It really sucks.
You mean, "Yo Mamma"? I know that show is so overated.

It should be called, "Da Dozens", but no one respects the old school nowadays.

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At 7/6/06 05:24 PM, Noob-Antichrist wrote: ahh, so THAT's why this topic hasn't been locked

there are no mods online XD
unfortunately, evil Wade Fulp is watching

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At 7/6/06 05:20 PM, verycoolguy wrote: Yo Mama is so gay that she did your dad.

wow, just wow *claps hands*

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Your mom's like a bowling ball she gets picked up, fingered , thrown in the gutter and comes back for more.

Those who come here with hate (and if your a douchebag) leave now, for hatred will only betray you.
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Yo mamma.....thats it.

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At 7/6/06 05:27 PM, WavedudeX wrote: Yo mamma.....thats it.

ooooo that's really hardcore. I should learn from you

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I'm new here but:

Yo mamma's so fat that when she sat on the chair, the chair got sucked up her ass

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Yo momma is so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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Posted at: 7/6/06 05:31 PM

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Yo mamas glasses are so thick that when she looks at a map, she can see people waving.
Yo mama is soo...

Mr. T "Whoah now wait a minute wait a minute...don't bring in ones love into this, she aint here...and if it wasnt for your mother, you wouldn't be here. So remember when you put down one mother...your putting down mothers all of the world."

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Posted at: 7/6/06 05:32 PM

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Ugh, i cant resist

Yo mama's so Stupid, she spent 20 minutes looking at an orange carton, cause it said concentrate
Yo mama's so stupid when someone said it was christmas outside, she ran round looking for it.
Yo mama's so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl.
Yo mama's so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mama's so fat when her beeper goes off people think shes reversing.
Yo mama's so fat she was baptised at marine world
Yo mama's so stupid when someone said it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon

phew, got that out of my system.

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Yo mama is just like hot water.

She's always getting tea-bagged.

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Yo Mama is so fat, when I was fucking her last night I burnt my ass on the lightbulb.

Then I rolled over, twice, and was still on top of her.

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