So there I was using the computer at 3:06 a.m. in the morning, you know typical normal behavior, when out of the corner of my eye I see something huge black thing moving. guess what it was.
.....That's right! It was a black SUV that was parked outside my window.
buy any-whoo onto the spider.
So there I was and I see this huge black spider on my wall in front of me. I stared it down before doing anything, being careful to anylize it's movments. After all I didn't want it to be one of those spiders that are quick ass hell and escape in a moments notice.
I rushed into the kitchen out of where I brought out my weapons to combat the little bugger. and there I was.. ready to kill the spider that killed my father. (well not really but it might have freaked him out one time in the past... hell, I dunno)
The spider twitched as if sensing the very hate and anger I was immiting at that very momtent. I moved closer. The spider stood still. as I got ready to attack I could have sworn I saw one of it's eight malicious legs trying to draw some sort of attack plan or weapon. but it was too slow...
I lundged at it and yelled "AHHHHHHHH DIE YOU PIECE OF ARACHNID CRAP!!!!" (in my mind of course, seeing as it's 3 in the morning and my parents are in the next room.)
in the end there could only be one victor.
.........
</suspense builds here btw>
It was the deadly combination of Windex [ Multi Task Formula: Cuts Grease, Cleans Glass & More! buy it today!] and a fly swatter that destroyed the beast.
and now it just lays there. To wallow in it's own juices and my windex [economy size! seriously, buy it today!] I leave its body there as a warnig to whatever other spider that threatens my family. But mostly cause it's gross and I do not want to pick that shit up.
teh end. (true story btw.)