Why do we care about Pandas?

[rainmaker]

And why do we care about the Chinese taxpayers?

Oh yeah, they make my clothes. And my shoes. And this computer.

[White-hole]

Its more of a symbol than anything else, also many animals are as ridicuasly specilised as pandas so you should complain about anteaters and sloths as well.

[rainmaker]

At 7/3/06 02:29 PM, -Michael- wrote: Cuz the commies in China steal their money to keep the Panadas alive.

Commies = thiefs.
What else is new?

But I can't beleive there is a being on this earth that would not want to perform sexual acts with its fellow species.

Except maybe walwrus's.

[White-hole]

At 7/3/06 02:32 PM, -Rainmaker- wrote:

But I can't beleive there is a being on this earth that would not want to perform sexual acts with its fellow species.

Except maybe walwrus's.

Some lizards all virgans cause they dont have males in the species.

[White-hole]

At 7/3/06 02:41 PM, -Michael- wrote: Oh god, these Pandas are true liberals, all of them should be shot.

I know sounds really greenpeacesq but it would screw up their ecosystem. Just dont ask me how.

[rainmaker]

At 7/3/06 02:34 PM, White_hole wrote: Some lizards all virgans cause they dont have males in the species.

How the fuck do they reproduce?

[White-hole]

At 7/3/06 03:45 PM, -Rainmaker- wrote:

At 7/3/06 02:34 PM, White_hole wrote: Some lizards all virgans cause they dont have males in the species.

How the fuck do they reproduce?

ITs weird, they clone themselves. Theres some fancy scientific term for it that goes like phartogensis or something.

[Politics]

Seems like a crock to me. I only trust reliable news organizations, like The Onion.

And sometimes Fox news, if I'm desperate.

[apersonperhaps]

Yulp. Who here does gaiaonline?

[Demosthenez]

At 7/3/06 02:29 PM, -Michael- wrote: Cuz the commies in China steal their money to keep the Panadas alive.

Shut up you evil capitalist. At least Pandas dont try to desroy the world like you do.

GO TO HELL!!!

At 7/3/06 03:48 PM, White_hole wrote: Theres some fancy scientific term for it that goes like phartogensis or something.

Fuckin scientists always trying to keep the common man down >:( Bourgeois bastards and their bourgeois bastard science >:(

[White-hole]

At 7/3/06 03:56 PM, FAB0L0US wrote:

At 7/3/06 03:48 PM, White_hole wrote: Theres some fancy scientific term for it that goes like phartogensis or something.

Fuckin scientists always trying to keep the common man down >:( Bourgeois bastards and their bourgeois bastard science >:(

What are you on about?

[Demosthenez]

At 7/3/06 03:58 PM, White_hole wrote: What are you on about?

Bourgeois science. Its a giant hoax used to keep the proletariat in chains.

Dialectical materialism is the only true science that matters.

[fahrenheit]

Isnt it when they impregnent themselves?

Try to explain that to your mother.

[White-hole]

At 7/3/06 04:12 PM, Goliath- wrote: Isnt it when they impregnent themselves?

Try to explain that to your mother.

Yep, with no intervention by another individual.

[rainmaker]

At 7/3/06 03:48 PM, White_hole wrote: ITs weird, they clone themselves. Theres some fancy scientific term for it that goes like phartogensis or something.

OH! PHOTOKYNESIS! (sp.?)
Lol, I learned that in biology last year, that's the only way I know that!
Funny, I only thought eukaryotes could reproduce via photokynesis. (sp.?) But, this is politics, not science. I won't go into that.

[rainmaker]

No no no, they reproduce via intelligent design!

Eh?

Eh?

Fail. >:(

[emmytee]

At 7/3/06 04:16 PM, -Rainmaker- wrote:

OH! PHOTOKYNESIS! (sp.?)
Lol, I learned that in biology last year, that's the only way I know that!
Funny, I only thought eukaryotes could reproduce via photokynesis. (sp.?) But, this is politics, not science. I won't go into that.

Im doing biology at university (or I'm about to ) and i never heard of that.....neither did google....
Photo would suggest light being involved?
Oh god im so clever....

[rainmaker]

At 7/3/06 04:21 PM, emmytee wrote: I'm doing biology at university (or I'm about to ) and i never heard of that.....neither did google....
Photo would suggest light being involved?
Oh god im so clever....

What?!
You've never heard of that?!
Wow. I mean, I know my spelling might be wrong, but damn.
One reason I know there is such a thing as photokynesis (sp.?) is because it has a duplicate for prokaryotes, called cytokynesis (sp.?)

Fuck. The only part I'm getting wrong is the "-kynesis", I'm sure. Wah.

[F-8-L-E-T]

At 7/3/06 02:32 PM, -Rainmaker- wrote:

At 7/3/06 02:29 PM, -Michael- wrote: Cuz the commies in China steal their money to keep the Panadas alive.

Commies = thiefs.
What else is new?

AHahah..

the funny thing is.. the government succeeds what America is trieing to..

A republic of a unitary state..

With all the budget goin to strenghten the country..

[Politics]

At 7/3/06 05:31 PM, -Michael- wrote: chinas liberalism = faggot pandas

Damn liberal pandas. It's all because they legalized gay panda marriage. As soon as that happened, they're whole super-advanced panda society fell apart. It's a good thing we humans know better, and won't make that mistake. We have great leaders like Pat Robertson to teach us what morality is. God bless America.

[F-8-L-E-T]

At 7/3/06 05:31 PM, -Michael- wrote: OK you know what? these pandas epitomize the benefits homosexual culture. they are useless, they contribute nothing to the planet, they are unhealthy, and why not allow em to share pens with males.

chinas liberalism = faggot pandas

Hahaha.. what a fool.. u know that its true what I said

Thats why u made up this bullshit..

Chinese Government is still the most succesfull.
Fatcs speak not opinions..

[F-8-L-E-T]

At 7/3/06 05:41 PM, -Michael- wrote:
have you read the nine commentary's of the communist party? the chinese communist government is slowly collapsing just because of those writings describing the corruption of the governmnet.

plus, the chinese gov't is not efficient at all. you think having kids work in ipod factories for 25 cents a month is fair? no.

china is a rogue nation that cares about nothing, except trying to renunify with taiwan, which it won't cuz they know we'll kick their asses.

AHhahah.. damn man..

Kick their asses.. hahaha

E if ghetto kids would do the same with the same standard paychecks for livin.. then there would be less crime..

And the shit is.. China had a handicap.. and cuz they r winnin it back it is more succesfull..

AHahah.. got reminded of this sentence "cuz they know we'll kick their asses."

Stop it wit opinions..

[F-8-L-E-T]

At 7/3/06 05:53 PM, -Michael- wrote:

At 7/3/06 05:45 PM, F-8-L-E-T wrote: AHhahah.. damn man..

Kick their asses.. hahaha

E if ghetto kids would do the same with the same standard paychecks for livin.. then there would be less crime..

That's an opinion right thurr.

And the shit is.. China had a handicap.. and cuz they r winnin it back it is more succesfull..

What exactly was the handicap. You speak as if we all know what it is.

AHahah.. got reminded of this sentence "cuz they know we'll kick their asses."

Stop it wit opinions..

It's not an opinion, it's a fact, thats been proven everywhere.

Oke the thing with ghetto things would be true..
Poverty come out of workless or no goal..

If they start to learn that workin for ur money is good at a young age that would mentally change the next generation.

The Handicap is.. they started out as a farmers nation..
And look at it now, maybe 75 % of all the shit in mah room comes from there..

And China would fock op America so bad..
Lets see if only 10 % of the men will join the army 60 mil, that would be enuff to invade the west coast..

If they can keep it.. then focked op for America..

[Demosthenez]

At 7/3/06 05:58 PM, F-8-L-E-T wrote: If they can keep it.. then focked op for America..

hey, you better shutup. we know ur asian. so we are going to invade freaky deaky dutch land for a laugh and send your litle "AZN" ass back to chinktown, aka, china, just so we can invade chinktown while ur ass is there. and then whoop ass on u.

we would whoop u so damn bad, fool.

[F-8-L-E-T]

At 7/4/06 05:45 AM, FAB0L0US wrote:

At 7/3/06 05:58 PM, F-8-L-E-T wrote: If they can keep it.. then focked op for America..

hey, you better shutup. we know ur asian. so we are going to invade freaky deaky dutch land for a laugh and send your litle "AZN" ass back to chinktown, aka, china, just so we can invade chinktown while ur ass is there. and then whoop ass on u.

we would whoop u so damn bad, fool.

Damn.. look at this white trash..
Yah i am an Asian muslim.. and u weak motherfockers dont stand a change..

its really funny what fantasy can make people say..

Shit men.. u r poathetic.. now.. wake up cuz the world is passin u by nerd.

[EKublai]

At 7/3/06 04:30 PM, -Rainmaker- wrote: One reason I know there is such a thing as photokynesis (sp.?) is because it has a duplicate for prokaryotes, called cytokynesis (sp.?)

Fuck. The only part I'm getting wrong is the "-kynesis", I'm sure. Wah.

photo= light, kinesis = manipulation
photokinesis = ability to manipulate light :D
cyto= cells
cytokinesis= abilty to manipulate cells.

cytokinesis makes sense. cuz then you can clone cells.
photokinesis is utilized a supervillian and superherione of the names Dr. Light in DC Comics
but also refers to the movement of biological matter in reponse to light for example bacteria.

I beleive the correct term for self impregnation is Parthenogenesis, which means that females don't need fertilization in order to give birth. It occurs in some plants, invertebrates like aphids, honey bees, some fish, salamanders, lizards. Wow, even turkeys don't need males to give birth
related stuff is gynogenesis which needs the presents of sperm for 'encouragement.'
Partheno= virgin
genesis = birth or beginning
Parthenogenesis= virgin birth :D

[Buffalow]

Fucking Pandas, and their damn chitty walls.

damn mongolians, always knockin down ma chitty wall!