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Response to What If Life Were Like Zelda? Jul. 11th, 2006 @ 02:42 AM Reply

I just noticed something.......if the kokiri cant leave the forest(if they do they die) then why after the credits, in ocarina of time, when all the characters are sitting in lon lon ranch you see mildo? he's fucking kokiri! he should be dead!.......... same thing with saria. just a little thing i noticed.

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Response to What If Life Were Like Zelda? Jul. 11th, 2006 @ 02:45 AM Reply

At 7/3/06 02:25 PM, Chao_Guy wrote:

Oh yes, none of us can forget...
Hey listen, Hey listen, Hey listen, Hey lis-SNAP!

FOR REAL AMEN TO THAT

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Response to What If Life Were Like Zelda? Jul. 11th, 2006 @ 03:12 AM Reply

Here you guys go. Instead of wasting a thread, I made this quiz instead.

What Legend of Zelda Race are You?

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Response to What If Life Were Like Zelda? Jul. 11th, 2006 @ 03:41 AM Reply

We would all be sitting around when some lunatic barges into our homes and takes our stuff then run out, without looking or saying anything to us.
Occasionally take Family Heirlooms to use as weapons

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Response to What If Life Were Like Zelda? Jul. 11th, 2006 @ 03:45 AM Reply

At 7/11/06 02:42 AM, coycoy wrote: I just noticed something.......if the kokiri cant leave the forest(if they do they die) then why after the credits, in ocarina of time, when all the characters are sitting in lon lon ranch you see mildo? he's fucking kokiri! he should be dead!.......... same thing with saria. just a little thing i noticed.

You think too much.

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Response to What If Life Were Like Zelda? Jul. 11th, 2006 @ 03:46 AM Reply

At 7/11/06 03:12 AM, CaedaFera wrote: Here you guys go. Instead of wasting a thread, I made this quiz instead.

What Legend of Zelda Race are You?

Damnit, I wanted to be something cool, but I got City Hylian.


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Response to What If Life Were Like Zelda? Jul. 11th, 2006 @ 03:55 AM Reply

I would own the Lon Lon ranch bitches!

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Response to What If Life Were Like Zelda? Jul. 11th, 2006 @ 03:56 AM Reply

At 7/11/06 03:46 AM, -Makura- wrote: Damnit, I wanted to be something cool, but I got City Hylian.]

Yeah... Me too.

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Response to What If Life Were Like Zelda? Jul. 11th, 2006 @ 04:25 AM Reply

If life were like zelda, we'd be made of pixels

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Response to What If Life Were Like Zelda? Jul. 11th, 2006 @ 04:28 AM Reply

I'd be one of those fish people and I'd use my awesome fins for killing purposes.


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Response to What If Life Were Like Zelda? Jul. 11th, 2006 @ 04:31 PM Reply

If life were like Zelda...

I would do backflips all day.

I'd shoot a light arrow at my teacher.

I'd actually beg to cut the grass and I'd get money.

I'd save a dying Zora to get their mask.

I'd get an Ocarina and play the warping songs.

I'd bomb every boulder I found looking for fairy fountains.

More to come, maybe.

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Response to What If Life Were Like Zelda? Jul. 11th, 2006 @ 05:09 PM Reply

green would be the new green.

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Response to What If Life Were Like Zelda? Jul. 11th, 2006 @ 05:17 PM Reply

At 7/3/06 02:19 PM, Chao_Guy wrote: If zelda was real, there would be no chickens...
or the chickens would side with ganon...

Damn those infidels!

I'd probably be a lone adventurer who saves Link from time to time >:\

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Response to What If Life Were Like Zelda? Jul. 11th, 2006 @ 05:17 PM Reply

At 7/3/06 02:16 PM, capncrunch537 wrote: I know what it would be like! Link sitting on a chair in a crappy house with 9 kids watching TV, him being obese, and doing nothing all day. What fun!

That would be if Zelda were like life.


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Response to What If Life Were Like Zelda? Jul. 11th, 2006 @ 05:19 PM Reply

i would still be on computer.


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Response to What If Life Were Like Zelda? Jul. 11th, 2006 @ 05:26 PM Reply

we would go back to newgroungs and start a forum about what life would be like in another game.

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Response to What If Life Were Like Zelda? Jul. 12th, 2006 @ 12:45 AM Reply

every day,35-year olds walk around with "fary" ccostumes,old men would give out swords to little kids(depending on ther hearts;) ),pigs would be dangerous,u would have no home,talking boats,and ther would be only one princess in the world!!!

What If Life Were Like Zelda?

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Response to What If Life Were Like Zelda? Jul. 12th, 2006 @ 12:51 AM Reply

At 7/3/06 02:11 PM, Mako-tao wrote: Would loads of people with triangle drawings on there hands be opposing Ganon every 2 seconds?

Well, there would be more adventure, for a start.

I'm sure it would be good, but that fanfare which plays everytime you find an item would start to grate on you after a while.

In my opinion, the biggest bonus would be that the hookshot would actually exist in real life. Its a handy little bugger.


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Response to What If Life Were Like Zelda? Jul. 15th, 2006 @ 02:55 PM Reply

Everyone would race to get the Master sword first.

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Response to What If Life Were Like Zelda? Jul. 15th, 2006 @ 02:56 PM Reply

Moogles molesting is just plain scary.


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Response to What If Life Were Like Zelda? Jul. 15th, 2006 @ 02:56 PM Reply

When you grab somthing you would have to hold it up like a moron while it floats and have to sing "DO DEE DEE DOO!"

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Response to What If Life Were Like Zelda? Jul. 16th, 2006 @ 10:10 PM Reply

At 7/15/06 02:56 PM, FoamyFingerLock wrote: When you grab somthing you would have to hold it up like a moron while it floats and have to sing "DO DEE DEE DOO!"

Yeah that would get anoying, we would all commit suicide.

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Response to What If Life Were Like Zelda? Jul. 16th, 2006 @ 10:11 PM Reply

At 7/3/06 02:11 PM, Mako-tao wrote: Would loads of people with triangle drawings on there hands be opposing Ganon every 2 seconds?

all of us would be like...dead


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Response to What If Life Were Like Zelda? Jul. 17th, 2006 @ 12:31 PM Reply

At 7/11/06 03:12 AM, CaedaFera wrote: Here you guys go. Instead of wasting a thread, I made this quiz instead.

What Legend of Zelda Race are You?

i got sheikah :)

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Response to What If Life Were Like Zelda? Jul. 17th, 2006 @ 12:45 PM Reply

It would look exactly like this....Real life zelda

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Response to What If Life Were Like Zelda? Jul. 17th, 2006 @ 12:54 PM Reply

If life were like Legend of Zelda:

*People who own fields of bushes would have more money than Bill Gates

*Men could walk around in a skirt and nobody would call them gay

*Bill Gates would lose all his money because there are no computers in Hyrule.

*So would Tom Fulp

*All the mods would be forced to work minimum wage at a milk bar, because everyone, even the lactose-intolerant people, have an obsession with milk.

*At this very moment, everyone on NG would be outside

*You could stay a kid for hundreds of years, yet be ten years older the instant you play an insturment a certain way.

*If, several years into the future, there were computers, all the threads on NG would be "LOOK WHAT I KILLED TODAY", and "Chopping bushes for fun and profit"

Got anymore?

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Response to What If Life Were Like Zelda? Jul. 17th, 2006 @ 02:14 PM Reply

U forgot 2 things. 1. The damn fairies, 2. The damn chickens.

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Response to What If Life Were Like Zelda? Jul. 17th, 2006 @ 02:22 PM Reply

i'd be:

1.) getting chased by chickens

2.) getting drunk off of lon lon milk

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Response to What If Life Were Like Zelda? Jul. 17th, 2006 @ 02:28 PM Reply

I would trek through the dungeons then steal the special item and one of the keys so Link could never make it through.


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Response to What If Life Were Like Zelda? Jul. 17th, 2006 @ 02:35 PM Reply

What If Life Were Like Zelda?

Life would have a save button...