At 7/11/06 02:42 AM, coycoy wrote: I just noticed something.......if the kokiri cant leave the forest(if they do they die) then why after the credits, in ocarina of time, when all the characters are sitting in lon lon ranch you see mildo? he's fucking kokiri! he should be dead!.......... same thing with saria. just a little thing i noticed.
You think too much.
At 7/11/06 03:12 AM, CaedaFera wrote: Here you guys go. Instead of wasting a thread, I made this quiz instead.
What Legend of Zelda Race are You?
Damnit, I wanted to be something cool, but I got City Hylian.
Half-Life 2: Orange Box - October 9th
I would own the Lon Lon ranch bitches!
At 7/11/06 03:46 AM, -Makura- wrote: Damnit, I wanted to be something cool, but I got City Hylian.]
Yeah... Me too.
If life were like zelda, we'd be made of pixels
I'd be one of those fish people and I'd use my awesome fins for killing purposes.
If life were like Zelda...
I would do backflips all day.
I'd shoot a light arrow at my teacher.
I'd actually beg to cut the grass and I'd get money.
I'd save a dying Zora to get their mask.
I'd get an Ocarina and play the warping songs.
I'd bomb every boulder I found looking for fairy fountains.
More to come, maybe.
At 7/3/06 02:19 PM, Chao_Guy wrote: If zelda was real, there would be no chickens...
or the chickens would side with ganon...
Damn those infidels!
I'd probably be a lone adventurer who saves Link from time to time >:\
we would go back to newgroungs and start a forum about what life would be like in another game.
every day,35-year olds walk around with "fary" ccostumes,old men would give out swords to little kids(depending on ther hearts;) ),pigs would be dangerous,u would have no home,talking boats,and ther would be only one princess in the world!!!
At 7/3/06 02:11 PM, Mako-tao wrote: Would loads of people with triangle drawings on there hands be opposing Ganon every 2 seconds?
Well, there would be more adventure, for a start.
I'm sure it would be good, but that fanfare which plays everytime you find an item would start to grate on you after a while.
In my opinion, the biggest bonus would be that the hookshot would actually exist in real life. Its a handy little bugger.
Everyone would race to get the Master sword first.
Moogles molesting is just plain scary.
When you grab somthing you would have to hold it up like a moron while it floats and have to sing "DO DEE DEE DOO!"
At 7/15/06 02:56 PM, FoamyFingerLock wrote: When you grab somthing you would have to hold it up like a moron while it floats and have to sing "DO DEE DEE DOO!"
Yeah that would get anoying, we would all commit suicide.
At 7/3/06 02:11 PM, Mako-tao wrote: Would loads of people with triangle drawings on there hands be opposing Ganon every 2 seconds?
all of us would be like...dead
At 7/11/06 03:12 AM, CaedaFera wrote: Here you guys go. Instead of wasting a thread, I made this quiz instead.
What Legend of Zelda Race are You?
i got sheikah :)
It would look exactly like this....Real life zelda
If life were like Legend of Zelda:
*People who own fields of bushes would have more money than Bill Gates
*Men could walk around in a skirt and nobody would call them gay
*Bill Gates would lose all his money because there are no computers in Hyrule.
*So would Tom Fulp
*All the mods would be forced to work minimum wage at a milk bar, because everyone, even the lactose-intolerant people, have an obsession with milk.
*At this very moment, everyone on NG would be outside
*You could stay a kid for hundreds of years, yet be ten years older the instant you play an insturment a certain way.
*If, several years into the future, there were computers, all the threads on NG would be "LOOK WHAT I KILLED TODAY", and "Chopping bushes for fun and profit"
Got anymore?
U forgot 2 things. 1. The damn fairies, 2. The damn chickens.
i'd be:
1.) getting chased by chickens
2.) getting drunk off of lon lon milk
I would trek through the dungeons then steal the special item and one of the keys so Link could never make it through.
"The worst kind of coward is one that is only brave enough to show his face in the dark...."
What If Life Were Like Zelda?
Life would have a save button...
You would go in people's houses to smash their stuff and steal their Rupees. You would fight evil chickens.
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I would make sure to not piss of chickens!
Life would rock, then I'd screw Zelda and be hanged.
I'd own a useless shop and sit there all hours and when anyone came in I would say the exact same thing everytime, I'd probably kill stuff on my days off too. And catch poes in the graveyard so I can drink them.
Me have A.D.D
I would turn to alcohol and prostitutes, no french chicks
