If life were like Legend of Zelda:
*People who own fields of bushes would have more money than Bill Gates
*Men could walk around in a skirt and nobody would call them gay
*Bill Gates would lose all his money because there are no computers in Hyrule.
*So would Tom Fulp
*All the mods would be forced to work minimum wage at a milk bar, because everyone, even the lactose-intolerant people, have an obsession with milk.
*At this very moment, everyone on NG would be outside
*You could stay a kid for hundreds of years, yet be ten years older the instant you play an insturment a certain way.
*If, several years into the future, there were computers, all the threads on NG would be "LOOK WHAT I KILLED TODAY", and "Chopping bushes for fun and profit"