(31) *Having just messed up a great session of Meteos, I grab the DS stylus and jab it into your stomach, over and over. It eventually goes through and I leave the wound open and try a different part of your body, until you die from being prodded to death, your parents sue Nintendo and get a £300,000 out-of-court settlement, they then spontaneously combust*
poor parents, poor me, and poor nintendo.... (actually cross out that last one!)