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Posted at: 7/3/06 12:19 AM

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Cheesecake.

FTW.


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mix them together and make some kind of beer float cheesecake sex.

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At 7/3/06 12:20 AM, DredZeppelin wrote: Pornography.

That goes without saying.

Now what shall I have with my porn?

Beer?

Cheesecake?

or...

Ice Cream?

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At 7/3/06 12:20 AM, Silent-G wrote: mix them together and make some kind of beer float cheesecake sex.

LOL

oh.. wait... that wasn't even remotely funny. =\

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cheesecake AND ice cream, beer tastes bad.


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Beer isn't that great.
Cheesecake is New York's trash.
Ice cream rots your teeth.
Go for a veggie-burger. :/

Nothing is ever good or bad, it is man that assumes it so.

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Well, from the little i've tasted, Beer.

Knowing myself, i will end up ignoring ice cream as a grownup and stick to beer.


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Cheesecake.

Best stuff ever. There was one time where we had a cheesecake that had a layer of pumpkin pie under it, so it was half cheesecake/half pumpkin pie.

It was better than my left hand.


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At 7/3/06 12:21 AM, TheShrike wrote:
At 7/3/06 12:20 AM, Silent-G wrote: mix them together and make some kind of beer float cheesecake sex.
LOL

oh.. wait... that wasn't even remotely funny. =\

No no, he's got a point. Go for all three, and save yourself the trouble having to survey opinions, and trying to make a decision.


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At 7/3/06 12:22 AM, madknt wrote: cheesecake AND ice cream, beer tastes bad.

Hmm. Yes, but I'd rather not ingest a billion calories and put myself into a diabetic coma right before bedtime.

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Beer, youll feel better. Ice cream or cheesecake might upset the stomache.


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You have a choice: eat cheesecake, or I kill you.

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At 7/3/06 12:24 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: You have a choice: eat cheesecake, or I kill you.

He should have beer, it'll make him more interesting


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At 7/3/06 12:23 AM, someguy362 wrote: No no, he's got a point. Go for all three, and save yourself the trouble having to survey opinions, and trying to make a decision.

Again, failure in the humor department. What's so hard to grasp about the simple concept?

There's three choices. Two delicious deserts, and one malted beverage. You get one. Not two. Not three.

I'm trying to be as straightforward as possible.

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At 7/3/06 12:26 AM, tigerkitty wrote:
At 7/3/06 12:24 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: You have a choice: eat cheesecake, or I kill you.
He should have beer, it'll make him more interesting

I suppose that's entirely dependent on the amount of said beverage.

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At 7/3/06 12:24 AM, TheShrike wrote:
At 7/3/06 12:22 AM, madknt wrote: cheesecake AND ice cream, beer tastes bad.
Hmm. Yes, but I'd rather not ingest a billion calories and put myself into a diabetic coma right before bedtime.

Beer...Beer will help you sleep...The other two choices have too much sugar to make use of the sleepy enzyme milk can provide...Also, dairy before sleep usually gives people odd dreams, from what I hear.


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At 7/3/06 12:29 AM, TheShrike wrote:
At 7/3/06 12:26 AM, tigerkitty wrote:
At 7/3/06 12:24 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: You have a choice: eat cheesecake, or I kill you.
He should have beer, it'll make him more interesting
I suppose that's entirely dependent on the amount of said beverage.

Beer flavoured cheesecake. You know you can make it! :D

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At 7/3/06 12:29 AM, TheShrike wrote:
I suppose that's entirely dependent on the amount of said beverage.

Alas, tis true... it would probably take more than you intend on drinking ;P


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At 7/3/06 12:27 AM, TheShrike wrote: I'm trying to be as straightforward as possible.

This whole thread is just like your sig, huh. :/


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Well, some more context would help.
Work early tomorrow might rule out beer.
If rich foods keep you up, you mighn't want the cheesecake, as amazing as it is.

You know, I don't see how ice cream can ever steer you wrong.

I vote ice cream.

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At 7/3/06 12:30 AM, swirlgirl wrote: Beer...Beer will help you sleep...The other two choices have too much sugar to make use of the sleepy enzyme milk can provide...Also, dairy before sleep usually gives people odd dreams, from what I hear.

My sister used to have nightmares about cows hiding in her walls.

She also used to hate milk before my mom told her that drinking it would make her boobs grow.

True story.

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At 7/3/06 12:32 AM, TheShrike wrote: My sister used to have nightmares about cows hiding in her walls.

She also used to hate milk before my mom told her that drinking it would make her boobs grow.

True story.

So is she hot?

And I vote cheesecake.


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Cheesecake>Anything else

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Put cheesecake icecream in beer.

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I vote beer.

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At 7/3/06 12:20 AM, DredZeppelin wrote: Pornography.

same here


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How about "none of the above?" You're chubby enough as it is, fatlard.


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