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At 7/3/06 12:22 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:

At 7/3/06 12:19 AM, The-Sun wrote: another gay ass " gf" topic. Geez , just ... look if you are not feeling anything towards her... you are gay , ok? That's all there is to it.

Reminds me of The Simpsons.

Tell her you're gay.

Better yet, have sex with her brother, make sure she sees it.

Say, "Look, we've had some good times, but I don't feel the connection. I'm sorry."

Well, get into a conversation. Then, like, say, "I don't think this is working out" or something like that. Or maybe your girlfriend will metion the relationship status.

That's want happened to me; I got back with my ex-girlfriend and about a week into it, I felt distant. She brought it up. I said it's over >:]

She is pissed at me. But, IDC >:[

Another unserious advice -> tell her you have at least 3 std's, very bumpy and makes you slightly nuts. And you cant bear to do it to her. If your lucky shell think your nice. ...

Serious -> just tell her how you feel and whats going on. Be sincere and nice about it. Best you can hope for.. .-> simple

At 7/3/06 12:13 AM, -overlord_master- wrote: Kick her in the face and say "SUCK IT BITCH!"

she'll get the message

that's kind of harsh, don't you think?

At 7/3/06 12:22 AM, Punk-Noodles wrote: Write it on a post-it note.

That happened to my cousin hahaha what's gay is that she ended up marrying that guy.

I can't believe I'm related to her ><

At 7/3/06 12:23 AM, SlySniper wrote: OK, I forgot to add something else.

I was thinking that when I broke up with her, I would go out with her friend. I REALLY like her friend (she wants to bang) and would go out with her. I don't what to do. I don't want her to hate me for that, but I really like her.

we always want to go out with their friends afterwards, but it wont happen..
youll end up upsetting your current gf and their friends normally stick together..
you wont get her friend unless shes a slut, or your some sort of hunk..

4 weeks isn't a long time...It may seem like it when you're 15, but it's not...Be straight-forward with her...Don't flip-flop...And PLEASE, don't use the words "I like you, but..."

She might cry...She might bad mouth you...She might feel the same, or at least understand, though.

Just stick with what you feel...You're both still young, and have alot more to experience...It's better for you to face it like a grown up, rather than weigh yourself down with guilt and such.

At 7/3/06 12:23 AM, SlySniper wrote: OK, I forgot to add something else.

I was thinking that when I broke up with her, I would go out with her friend. I REALLY like her friend (she wants to bang) and would go out with her. I don't what to do. I don't want her to hate me for that, but I really like her.

"I think we'd make better friends. But I also think your friend and I could totally hook up and totally bump uglies."

There you go.

My stomach hurts (COMPLETELY OFF TOPIC)

At 7/3/06 12:23 AM, Smizzoach wrote:

At 7/3/06 12:22 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:

At 7/3/06 12:19 AM, The-Sun wrote: another gay ass " gf" topic. Geez , just ... look if you are not feeling anything towards her... you are gay , ok? That's all there is to it.

Reminds me of The Simpsons.

Tell her you're gay.

Better yet, have sex with her brother, make sure she sees it.

And release the video on the internet. She will be so embarrased that she will have to break up.

At 7/3/06 12:22 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:

At 7/3/06 12:19 AM, The-Sun wrote: another gay ass " gf" topic. Geez , just ... look if you are not feeling anything towards her... you are gay , ok? That's all there is to it.

Reminds me of The Simpsons.

Tell her you're gay.

LOL just imagine....

Him: Betsy, I'm gay
Her: Really, well I'm a lesbian
Him: Well, lets just split so we can have sex with the members of our same sex!
Her: Okay
Him: But that doesn't mean that we can't enjoy some "quality" time together does it?
Her: No
Him: Well, lets meet in one of the bathrooms tommorow so we can have one more secksing.
Her: Alright!

*Then you two split until tommorow, where you'll engage in intense sex.*

At 7/3/06 12:25 AM, theplatinumragdoll wrote:

At 7/3/06 12:23 AM, SlySniper wrote: OK, I forgot to add something else.

I was thinking that when I broke up with her, I would go out with her friend. I REALLY like her friend (she wants to bang) and would go out with her. I don't what to do. I don't want her to hate me for that, but I really like her.

"I think we'd make better friends. But I also think your friend and I could totally hook up and totally bump uglies."

There you go.

My stomach hurts (COMPLETELY OFF TOPIC)

Too much totally >:(

"I think we'd make better friends. But I also think your friend and I could hook up and totally bump uglies."

At 7/3/06 12:23 AM, SlySniper wrote: OK, I forgot to add something else.

I was thinking that when I broke up with her, I would go out with her friend. I REALLY like her friend (she wants to bang) and would go out with her. I don't what to do. I don't want her to hate me for that, but I really like her.

take it slowly...wait to date her freind. beileve me. you ll be alot better off. and if she dates someone else(your gfs freind) then relax. enjoy being single (i dont).

At 7/3/06 12:25 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: And release the video on the internet. She will be so embarrased that she will have to break up.

BRILLIANT! And after the facial, yell out "You should have put out, bitch!"

You: It is just not working out between us.

Her: <insert some action/verbal contact here>

You: I am sorry, I just don't see this going anywhere.

<You stand up and walk away>

Ok, I just sent her an e-mail, here it is:

Ahh, why did you have to say "i love u" in your last e-mail, that just makes it harder for me.

Much love,
Elvir

I'm anxiously waiting a reply.

I hate you now go. that always works........ on tv

LOL. It's easy. The best way to break up with a gf is to fuck her mom, take pictures and start a myspace page. Then, send her the link with a note saying I'm sorry, but I had to do it. Then make her suck your dick with syrup and apples.

Make an effort to show disinterest, but don't make it too obvious that you're faking it.

Also try to be selfish.

She'll want to break up with you, which is what you want, isn't it?

Say you just wanna be friends..lol I made my last ex cry by saying that.

Oh wow. I just got disowned...

wow i didn't even kno we were goin out!!

Ah, I fell like a moron.

Do you have the courage to tell her, "You know? I am fucking tired of sharing anything with you. A life, a meal, a car ride, your voice drives me up the fucking wall. I come in at
night, and I have to drink a six-pack of Smirnoff to keep from cutting your fucking head off and putting it in a camera bag." to her face?

If your answer was, "no," here's what you do. Snort lots of cocaine. Get into drugs, just coke out, 2 or 3 weeks straight, just fucking don't shave. Sell the TV, be a fucking asshole. She'll come up to you, 2 or 3 weeks later, crying, "I have to leave you. You're not the man I fell in love with. All you want to do is do drugs and get high," and she goes away. She leaves. It works.

It's beautiful, because she feels like shit because she left you when you needed her, most. It's flawless.

Advice dedicated to the memory of Sam Kinison.

At 7/4/06 12:16 AM, Daraban wrote: Say you just wanna be friends..lol I made my last ex cry by saying that.

Some women are too emotional.

The only time I ever dumped somebody it was cause I caught her cheating on me. All I said was "Whore" and walked out.

Every other Girl i had dumped me :(

At 7/4/06 12:24 AM, da_pope wrote: The only time I ever dumped somebody it was cause I caught her cheating on me. All I said was "Whore" and walked out.

Every other Girl i had dumped me :(

Better to have loved and lost than to never have loved.

At 7/4/06 12:19 AM, SlySniper wrote: Oh wow. I just got disowned...

wow i didn't even kno we were goin out!!

Ah, I fell like a moron.

YOU SUCK!

She already knows that you don't care for her.

In fact, she's probably asking the same question on another forum.

"How to make a guy feel like shit when he goes to dump you?"

At 7/4/06 12:19 AM, SlySniper wrote: Oh wow. I just got disowned...

wow i didn't even kno we were goin out!!

Ah, I fell like a moron.

At 7/4/06 12:27 AM, Warrickneff wrote: She already knows that you don't care for her.

In fact, she's probably asking the same question on another forum.

"How to make a guy feel like shit when he goes to dump you?"

If I had only read the topic. Now it seems like my idea wasn't original and witty, which I assure you it is.

Before you take any advise into action from these dips shits make sure to have dirty demoralizing anal sex with her before you activate teh virus break down!!

Fool!

At 7/4/06 12:04 AM, SlySniper wrote: I'm anxiously waiting a reply.

YOU PUSSY.

If she tells that friend that you like about this e-mail and how you didn't have the balls to do it face to face you're pretty screwed.

God. Thats like asking a chick out on MSN.