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hey, im new to the forums, but i have a strong opinion about the movie war of the worlds, how dumb could aliens, apperently the aliens spent many years planning a war against earth, they have intelligence and technology far in advanced of our own apperently, i would have checked whether the atmosphere was breathable instead of arrogantly going down and then choking to death like a little bitch, do you agree?


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At 7/2/06 04:11 PM, chainsaw_smugglah wrote: hey, im new to the forums, but i have a strong opinion about the movie war of the worlds, how dumb could aliens, apperently the aliens spent many years planning a war against earth, they have intelligence and technology far in advanced of our own apperently, i would have checked whether the atmosphere was breathable instead of arrogantly going down and then choking to death like a little bitch, do you agree?

if ye read the book by hg wells, you would learn that they dies of the common cold

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I find it stupid how they planted their ships their thousands of years before they attacked.

Why didn't they just do it a thousand years ago?

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They could breathe alright, or else they wouldn't have died of the disease. A film is more than moving pictures, you know.


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but im talking about the movie not the book


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Anything by David Lynch.


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At 7/2/06 04:11 PM, chainsaw_smugglah wrote: dumb question

No, because then the movie would have sucked more than it did in the first place.


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At 7/2/06 04:14 PM, DanAbnormal wrote: I find it stupid how they planted their ships their thousands of years before they attacked.

Why didn't they just do it a thousand years ago?

It would have been no fun watching heat rays and black gas against spears and maces(or maybe...)


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At 7/2/06 04:14 PM, Zen444 wrote: Anything by David Lynch

is great.

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spielberg's crap, dont think he's made a decent movie except jurrasic park, A.I. was a real let down, years asking a plastic woman the question...


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Francis Ford Coppolas after years suck.


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At 7/2/06 04:16 PM, Evil_Gnome wrote: is great.

Dune: The actors and actresses appeared embarrassed just standing there, and numerous elements of the film dripped with unintentional homoeroticism worthy of The Ambiguously Gay Duo.

Even Sting's opinion of the film slowly morphed over time as he came to realize Dune would be inextricably linked to his reputation and career:

September, 1983: "I met David and I loved him. He's a madman in sheep's clothing, and I just felt I had to do the movie because I know he's going to do something extraordinary."

July 1985: "I didn't even like the film, I don't have a clue what it was about, it was very confusing."

November 1987: "I refuse to take responsibility for any film I'm in. It's the directors movie."

May, 1998: "There's no actor who's been in nothing but great movies, nothing but successes. You can make a few lousy movies in relative obscurity."

April, 1998: "I was flicking through the channels in a hotel room in the Midwest. Suddenly there they were, the flying underpants. They were great but very tricky to get on under your flares. I still don't actually know what Dune was about and I don't know if anyone did."

"I started selling out on Dune," Lynch recalls. "Looking back, it's no one's fault but my own. I probably shouldn't have done that picture, but I saw tons and tons of possibilities for things I loved, and this was the structure to do them in. there was so much room to create a world. But I got strong indications from Dino De Laurentiis of what kind of film they expected, and I knew I didn't have final cut. And little by little - and this is the danger, because it doesn't happen in chunks, it happens in the tiniest little shavings, little sandings - little by little every decision was always made with them in mind and their sort of film. Things I felt I could get away with within their framework. So it was destined to be a failure, to me."

Abstract rumors regularly circulate in excitable chat rooms and sci-fi conventions: have you heard about the four hour version? The six hour version? What about the director's "choice cut" ten hour version?

"In retrospect," laments Lynch, "I can see that I started getting into trouble with Dune early on, and it wasn't just the final editing that did it, although I think the film could be way, way of better. I still worry that I don't know if it could ever be a great film, or even a real good film. I don't know. I forget so much about it."

The Elephant Man: Did he know nothing of the man? He probably just skimmed through his bio then directed this piece of shit.

Mullholland Drive: Movies have to make sense. Making a movie so people "don't understand it", is a failure of cinema.


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At 7/2/06 04:14 PM, chainsaw_smugglah wrote: but im talking about the movie not the book

Well, Book > Movie.

And didn't they get sick and die?

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what has david lynch done?


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What about titanic?


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War of the worlds? what are you talking about, it got Mixed reviews. Roger Ebert gave it thumbs down. and you know HE is the only TRUE movie critic that exists in today's world.

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At 7/2/06 04:19 PM, SeasonsOfTheDead wrote:
Well, Book > Movie.

And didn't they get sick and die?

agreed

and yeah, the aliens in war of the worlds died of the common cold. now how 1337 is that? not very i say...


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At 7/2/06 04:11 PM, chainsaw_smugglah wrote: hey, im new to the forums, but i have a strong opinion about the movie war of the worlds, how dumb could aliens, apperently the aliens spent many years planning a war against earth, they have intelligence and technology far in advanced of our own apperently, i would have checked whether the atmosphere was breathable instead of arrogantly going down and then choking to death like a little bitch, do you agree?

if i was the alien bastard, i'm already a slurry drunk one, yeah, i would check to see if i would choke like a bitch to death in a different atmophere and save myself the trouble of embarrasment...


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At 7/2/06 04:19 PM, Zen444 wrote:
At 7/2/06 04:16 PM, Evil_Gnome wrote: is great.
stuff

Chill man, I just did that to get you mad. :D
I've only seen two movies by him anyway, Eraserhead and Dune, and they were both pretty good to me.

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At 7/2/06 04:21 PM, jellofan7 wrote: and you know HE is the only TRUE movie critic that exists in today's world.

He had the balls to give a low score to A Clockwork Orange.


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I have no idea what you guys are talking about xD

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At 7/2/06 04:17 PM, chainsaw_smugglah wrote: spielberg's crap, dont think he's made a decent movie except jurrasic park, A.I. was a real let down, years asking a plastic woman the question...

Saving Private Ryan was great.

Overly Americanized, though.
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Oh, and to answer your question, Titanic is, without a doubt, the worst movie ever made. Worse yet, it got great reviews.

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At 7/2/06 04:21 PM, jellofan7 wrote: War of the worlds? what are you talking about, it got Mixed reviews. Roger Ebert gave it thumbs down. and you know HE is the only TRUE movie critic that exists in today's world.

True, all the other movie critics are extremly stuck up dicks who only like extrodiarily complicated films of which no one understands not even themselves but they like it anyway because it makes them feel smart cause no one gets it, thats one of the reasons why I love stanly Kubrick because the critics hated him.


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At 7/2/06 04:17 PM, chainsaw_smugglah wrote: spielberg's crap, dont think he's made a decent movie except jurrasic park, A.I. was a real let down, years asking a plastic woman the question...

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At 7/2/06 04:26 PM, White_hole wrote:

I love stanly Kubrick because the critics hated him.

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At 7/2/06 04:14 PM, DanAbnormal wrote: I find it stupid how they planted their ships their thousands of years before they attacked.

Why didn't they just do it a thousand years ago?

because they had to wait for there to be enough humans to feed their army/kids thing when they sprayed the blood and mushed up humans all over the place and it turned into a kinda swamp

i think


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At 7/2/06 04:24 PM, Flaming_Mushroom wrote:

Saving Private Ryan was great.
Overly Americanized, though.

Wish it was so Uptam wouldn't have wussed out. It's WW2.


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i like it in the new WoTW when the burning train goes through town really fast


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At 7/2/06 04:29 PM, peewiz wrote: because they had to wait for there to be enough humans to feed their army/kids thing when they sprayed the blood and mushed up humans all over the place and it turned into a kinda swamp

i think

Hmmm.
I suppose that's reasonable.

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