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Posted at: 2/17/03 12:51 AM
Sign-Up: 12/29/02
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At 2/17/03 12:43 AM, karate_clock wrote: ok a guy walks in do a bar ... do you actuly think id wish for an 11 inch pianist!? LOL GET IT!!??
i got a better version.
same thing except there's no bag and the guy with the pianist has a 12 inch lighter. after the ducks fly through the first guy says "what the fuck man". the second dude says: "i told you he's hard of hearing. did you think i wished for a foot long bic?"
now go away karate clock
Posted at: 2/17/03 12:53 AM
Sign-Up: 12/14/02
Posts: 154
At 2/16/03 11:37 PM, EmeraldTokyo wrote: 58 Funny Bumper Stickers. 1. If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
number 1 should be
1)if the world didnt suck wed all fall off!
Posted at: 2/17/03 02:19 AM
look everyone!
p.s. new sig pic
Posted at: 2/17/03 01:17 PM
Sign-Up: 08/30/02
Posts: 497
At 2/17/03 02:19 AM, 6dr6punker6 wrote: look everyone! p.s. new sig pic
BWAHAHA! Clock crew... cock... heeheehee -=laughs her ass off=- That's so sick but so funny.
Posted at: 2/17/03 01:20 PM
Sign-Up: 07/10/02
Posts: 4,480
Put a sweater on that sig pic. It looks like it's cold.
Posted at: 2/17/03 10:09 PM
Q: "what do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?" A: "may ass! yhahahahahaaaaaaah." -evil master (aka betty) from the movie "Kung Pow"
hmm.. ever wonder what nipples would look like with expressions?
Posted at: 2/19/03 12:50 AM
haven't heard any jokes for 2 days now. come on people cheer me up. i'm gonna sign off now, and when i get back on tomorrow, there had better be some more jokes in here.
if you don't post a joke then you are:
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