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I have testicle worms.

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Response to I have testicle worms. 2006-06-30 17:06:12


At 6/30/06 04:55 PM, JoeisCooler wrote:
My bro said, "How in hell did you make contact with these worms? By rubbing your balls up and down nears the worms? Or were you playing in the mud in Africa like a pig?"

Anwyays in the mean time, good luck with your life. Try to be effective in society. :)

May be he got them from rubbing his balls with worms!!!

I smell BS

Response to I have testicle worms. 2006-06-30 17:08:00


BULLSHIT

Why would a white Canadian family take a vacation in sunny, terrorist-ridden Sudan?

Response to I have testicle worms. 2006-06-30 17:10:13


There is one upside, at least when you get kicked in the nuts you won't feel much!


hurrrddurrrrrrrr

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Response to I have testicle worms. 2006-06-30 17:10:44


Testicle Worms? How the fuck...

Response to I have testicle worms. 2006-06-30 17:25:51


At 6/30/06 04:48 PM, tehNGpro wrote: I'm incredibly depressed right now, I think my life is ruined. I'll never be able to enjoy sex again, since castration also takes away sexual desire and sexual pleasure.

So, now you're going to be a christian?

Response to I have testicle worms. 2006-06-30 17:27:04


Sucks to be you.


Yeah, I'm thinking I'm back.

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Response to I have testicle worms. 2006-06-30 17:29:56


I feel very sorry for you... you dont know how badly I feel sorry for you

Response to I have testicle worms. 2006-06-30 17:31:08


i would suck if you're a virgin...

Response to I have testicle worms. 2006-06-30 17:33:02


hmmmmm

http://www.cdc.gov/N.._angiostrongylus.htm

"Does the infection need to be treated?
Usually not. The parasite dies over time, even without treatment."

Good thread anyways :o
Clever.
And don't worry no one will read past page1


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Response to I have testicle worms. 2006-06-30 17:33:18


ahh fuck that sucks for you

Response to I have testicle worms. 2006-06-30 17:37:04


omg dude my balls hurt just from reading that, i dont think i could live without mine lol suprised u didnt kill urself

Response to I have testicle worms. 2006-06-30 17:37:14


I am soooo sorry.. Does it really suck that bad being casterated??? I was just about to say At least you can do all the chicks you want!! but I guess that doesn't help anything... the moral of the story?? Don't go to sudan??

Response to I have testicle worms. 2006-06-30 17:37:46


excuse me i have to go to the bathroom*goes into the bathroom and vomits uncontroalbley in the toilet* omg sick you can't every pleasure you're self! if that happened to me i would die!

Response to I have testicle worms. 2006-06-30 17:38:05


At 6/30/06 05:33 PM, -poxpower- wrote: hmmmmm

Heh thought so, with parasites you mostly don't need amputation. of the part they're in.

Response to I have testicle worms. 2006-06-30 17:38:10


At 6/30/06 05:33 PM, -poxpower- wrote: And don't worry no one will read past page1

I stopped at "testicle".


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Response to I have testicle worms. 2006-06-30 17:39:24


Haha, eunuch.


No more fucking moving .gifs? WHAT THE HELL. FUCK YOU.

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Response to I have testicle worms. 2006-06-30 17:41:28


At 6/30/06 05:39 PM, Jossos wrote: Haha, eunuch.

Now now, Jos. No need to be testy with him.


AWWW HELL YEEAAAAAH

My signature used to fit and now I'm too lazy to change it :(

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Response to I have testicle worms. 2006-06-30 17:43:09


At 6/30/06 05:41 PM, marcusisntfunny wrote:
Now now, Jos. No need to be testy with him.

You sure have balls calling me out like that, you fucking nut.


No more fucking moving .gifs? WHAT THE HELL. FUCK YOU.

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Response to I have testicle worms. 2006-06-30 17:44:42


At 6/30/06 04:58 PM, -Notorious- wrote: Okay... how did you manage to get worms to your testicles?

All Canadians like visiting 3rd world hell holes, preferably ones in Africa. He went their, and some bug landed on him and gave him worms cuz of the hidious diseases it has.

Now he's a Eunich though, lmfao


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to I have testicle worms. 2006-06-30 17:44:55


At 6/30/06 05:43 PM, Jossos wrote:
At 6/30/06 05:41 PM, marcusisntfunny wrote:
Now now, Jos. No need to be testy with him.
You sure have balls calling me out like that, you fucking nut.

Look, noone's asking for a whole sack of trouble. I'm just saying let's not let this fight dangle around anymore.


AWWW HELL YEEAAAAAH

My signature used to fit and now I'm too lazy to change it :(

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Response to I have testicle worms. 2006-06-30 17:46:08


aww, i'll give you a sympathy fuck.

oh wait.

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Response to I have testicle worms. 2006-06-30 17:46:41


Aren't you the guy who made that "hey guys check me out" thread?


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Response to I have testicle worms. 2006-06-30 17:47:24


At 6/30/06 05:44 PM, marcusisntfunny wrote:
Look, noone's asking for a whole sack of trouble. I'm just saying let's not let this fight dangle around anymore.

Trust me you little zit, you haven't got the stones to fuck around with me.


No more fucking moving .gifs? WHAT THE HELL. FUCK YOU.

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Response to I have testicle worms. 2006-06-30 17:49:50


Man that sucks. I'll send you flowers. :P

Response to I have testicle worms. 2006-06-30 17:50:46


Wonder why worms would want to live in a cock

Response to I have testicle worms. 2006-06-30 17:50:53


Now...I would grab a hockey mask and a matchete!
Slicing people to pay back! Do it! Seriously!

Response to I have testicle worms. 2006-06-30 17:51:23


At 6/30/06 04:58 PM, slaughterMYdaughter wrote: so you cant masturbate?

Yes.. just look at his photo in profile --> masturbating was his only option, you guessed that right!

Response to I have testicle worms. 2006-06-30 17:51:33


At 6/30/06 04:52 PM, Mealy wrote: I would have chosen to die.

I think in all honesty id consider that a real option in this case. i dont think i'd have the guts to go on after the operation to be quite honest, so your braver than me.


The only headline i want to see involving 'Big Brother' involves the words rabid lion & no survivors.

Response to I have testicle worms. 2006-06-30 17:51:41


At 6/30/06 05:47 PM, Jossos wrote:
At 6/30/06 05:44 PM, marcusisntfunny wrote:
Look, noone's asking for a whole sack of trouble. I'm just saying let's not let this fight dangle around anymore.
Trust me you little zit, you haven't got the stones to fuck around with me.

Aw snap son, you just got DISSED AND DISMISSED >;O


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to I have testicle worms. 2006-06-30 17:52:08


At 6/30/06 05:47 PM, Jossos wrote:
At 6/30/06 05:44 PM, marcusisntfunny wrote:
Look, noone's asking for a whole sack of trouble. I'm just saying let's not let this fight dangle around anymore.
Trust me you little zit, you haven't got the stones to fuck around with me

I'll crush you, you little maggot! Noone tools around with me, you little wormbag.


AWWW HELL YEEAAAAAH

My signature used to fit and now I'm too lazy to change it :(

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