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Posted at: 6/30/06 04:46 PM
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Well today I was at the mall and I saw my ex girlfriend. She aproached me and as I expected we got into an argument (it's why we broke up) and I finally ended up calling her a whore and when I did I saw evil flash into her eyes and I began to tremble in fear. Then she threw a packet of pop rocks she had in her hands into my face and it got all in my eyes ..... My eyes were on fire I fell to the floor I was in so much pain ..... I thought I was going to go blind.
Pop rocks in the eyes is the worse pain I've ever experienced
I was not sober during the making of this post.
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Hahahahahahahaha sue her.
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Posted at: 6/30/06 04:47 PM
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That's why I like to avoid my ex's. ;[
Posted at: 6/30/06 04:49 PM
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I might have to try that, just to verify the feeling. I'm curious now.
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Ahahaha, I half expected this to be an emo rant. But wow, you got royally owned.
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Posted at: 6/30/06 04:50 PM
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At 6/30/06 04:46 PM, -TheDoctor- wrote: Hahahahahahahaha sue her.
Agreed.
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Aww. So sorry, man :( It must have hurt so much
So, I see you didn't become blind, because you're here :)
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What are pop rocks? Are they a yank sweet?
Posted at: 6/30/06 04:52 PM
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OMFG. That's gotta' f***ing hurt. My friend had me try this off-brand of those - DAMN. And supposedly, they were not even close to the real deal, so, with all that being said, KICK HER ASS!
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At 6/30/06 04:50 PM, toggle wrote: What are pop rocks? Are they a yank sweet?
Yeah, that sizzle in your mouth.
Posted at: 6/30/06 04:53 PM
At 6/30/06 04:52 PM, Whitcomb wrote: So how did you write this post?
I didn't actually go blind ........ I said it just felt like I was But my eyes are extremley bloodshot and sore
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Ouch. Just Ouch, man. Pop rocks are those little candy thingys that fizz up and "explode" in your mouth or other moist areas that it comes into contact with (and that descriptions sounds dirty, don't you think?).
Posted at: 6/30/06 04:55 PM
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Well thats what you get for having one of those silly 14 year old moustaches.
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Posted at: 6/30/06 04:56 PM
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My ex-girlfriend may in fact be satan himself. Seriously, horns, tail, the works.
Posted at: 6/30/06 04:57 PM
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yeah! nothing says you almost fucking blinded me like a lawsuit!
Posted at: 6/30/06 04:58 PM
At 6/30/06 04:53 PM, -dng- wrote: Ouch. Just Ouch, man. Pop rocks are those little candy thingys that fizz up and "explode" in your mouth or other moist areas that it comes into contact with (and that descriptions sounds dirty, don't you think?).
Anyone want to mail me some.... They sound nice.
Posted at: 6/30/06 05:04 PM
At 6/30/06 04:46 PM, Leo625 wrote: Well today I was at the mall and I saw my ex girlfriend. She aproached me and as I expected we got into an argument (it's why we broke up) and I finally ended up calling her a whore and when I did I saw evil flash into her eyes and I began to tremble in fear. Then she threw a packet of pop rocks she had in her hands into my face and it got all in my eyes ..... My eyes were on fire I fell to the floor I was in so much pain ..... I thought I was going to go blind. Pop rocks in the eyes is the worse pain I've ever experienced
Oh and I forgot to mention her and her friend walked off while laughing when ever i was on the ground and her friend even said "Quit being a baby" and dropped a tissue on me
Posted at: 6/30/06 05:12 PM
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Goddammit sue her ass thats assault.
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Posted at: 6/30/06 05:14 PM
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Don't sue her, be a man and throw twice as many pop rocks in her eyes.
Posted at: 6/30/06 05:16 PM
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At 6/30/06 04:47 PM, -Platinum- wrote: That's why I like to avoid my ex's. ;[
Age: 13 Gender: Male Habitat: Grand Rapids, MI Job: Student
How many Ex's does a 13 year old have?
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Posted at: 6/30/06 05:18 PM
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At 6/30/06 05:14 PM, FeargusMcDuff wrote: Don't sue her, be a man and throw twice as many pop rocks in her eyes.
LOL made me laugh.
i agree with this man though
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Posted at: 6/30/06 05:20 PM
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I know the burn of pop rocks in the eye.
Don't ask how it happened because I may have to humiliate myself more, just letting you know that I share your pain.
Posted at: 6/30/06 05:21 PM
At 6/30/06 05:16 PM, Kancho wrote: At 6/30/06 04:47 PM, -Platinum- wrote: That's why I like to avoid my ex's. ;[Age: 13 Gender: Male Habitat: Grand Rapids, MI Job: Student How many Ex's does a 13 year old have
So I'm just 14 and I have lots of ex's .... not that that's a good thing
Posted at: 6/30/06 05:27 PM
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No, that's a hooker sucking on a mint.
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Posted at: 6/30/06 05:28 PM
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At 6/30/06 04:46 PM, Leo625 wrote: Then she threw a packet of pop rocks she had in her hands into my face and it got all in my eyes Pop rocks in the eyes is the worse pain I've ever experienced
ahahaha dam that sucks for you, shoulda punched that bitch
Posted at: 6/30/06 05:34 PM
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Forget feminist supremecy or ny of her idealist bullshit, next time you see her, give her an ABORTIAN PUNCH, a BITCH SLAP and a the ol' "MAKE ME A SAMMICH" line. That'll put her in place.
Posted at: 6/30/06 05:40 PM
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sue her man, put on the waterworks when your testifing (i sued my mum, insurance company is now about £6000 less rich xD)
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Posted at: 6/30/06 05:43 PM
I'm supried no one has suggested to rape her yet
Posted at: 6/30/06 05:51 PM
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Time to sue with all your might.
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Posted at: 6/30/06 05:59 PM
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At 6/30/06 05:51 PM, Lost_Chances wrote: Time to sue with all your might.
amen to that.
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