Rantastic! (AvP movie rant)

[Dry-Ice]

Okay, Yeah I'm ranting, if you want a summary go to the bottom and look for the bold text.

What the fucking hell were they thinking?
In essence, Aliens vs Predator was a great film idea, but they fucked it up. Badly.

The whole point of Aliens, and why they are so fuckin' deadly is because they spawn quickly and therefore can grow in numbers very fast.

The whole point of Predators is that they are an advanced alien species of hunters. They have all sorts of awesome gadgets to kill shit, and they have stealth and healing stuff too.

They should have been molesting the aliens left right and center, but no, the Aliens are 2 - 0 up once they start fighting? What the fucking hell?

Don't get me started on that annoying self riteous black chich with the massive testicles, she was a fuckin' douce from the word go.

They even tried to make a submerged plot detail of the predator having a boner for her, which was fucking stupid. The predator guy gets owned at the end by the queen, and she's like "OMFG WAH!".

It sucked.

If you wan't a summary, scroll up and read what I said. I don't wanna write this shit if you don't wanna read it.

Anyone else got anything to say about that movie? I'm all ears.

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[API]

This topic may have been just a tad late, but I think I agree with most of the opinions in there.

'Cept for that the movie was pretty entertaining.

[TheGreatPatten]

Nobody is gonna read that shit, Man!

[BatDan]

Blame Paul W.S. Anderson. Pretty much anything he touches is going to turn out mediorce.

Also, AvP was a comic book series based off two popular movie franchises.

[Ingro1]

a better rant would just include dot points to save people reading about how your bitching on how you life suck or something like that

[HoboPorn]

At 6/29/06 10:01 PM, -API- wrote: This topic may have been just a tad late,

i lol'd here....but i have yet to see the movie they prolly didn't make one species win because of how many people would be pissed that the aliens won...or that the predators won...etc

[Insert-Pie]

Yeah, that movie did totally suck. I felt ripped off half way into the movie. I saw it once, and I'll never see it again.

What's this I hear about a sequel?

[blastedmonk]

At 6/29/06 10:00 PM, Dry-Ice wrote: Don't get me started on that annoying self riteous black chich with the massive testicles, she was a fuckin' douce from the word go.

Racism check?

[Hyperion]

I was pissed after I saw that film as well.

It's supposed to be "Aliens vs Predator", not "Aliens fight predator for 5 minutes then we watch humans do boring shit".

[Dry-Ice]

At 6/29/06 10:08 PM, blastedmonk wrote:

At 6/29/06 10:00 PM, Dry-Ice wrote: Don't get me started on that annoying self riteous black chich with the massive testicles, she was a fuckin' douce from the word go.

Racism check?

What? She was black, she was self riteous and she did have massive testicals.

Am I racist for saying Black?

How about fuck you?

[DestroyerofMan]

The movie sucked. End.

[Dark-Soul]

Shut up dry-ice!
Your logic is wrong for one
1. Aliens dont just spawn, the face hugger hatche from the egg hugs a humans face a put a cest burster in the human. Watch the movie (again i guess)!

2.Predator hunt ultimate prey, plus they put alien in a temple to test predators worthy of being hunters.

3.molest?

4.the heroine woman was okay.

5.Who said the scar predator loved her.

6. it didnt suck.

Pay more attention to the movies.

[Monodi]

Stop the hating. Spread the love.

[Dry-Ice]

At 6/29/06 10:20 PM, BountyhunterShokwave wrote: Shut up dry-ice!
Your logic is wrong for one

1. Aliens dont just spawn, the face hugger hatche from the egg hugs a humans face a put a cest burster in the human. Watch the movie (again i guess)!

I know that, but they go from facehugger to full blown adult alient rather quickly. I diddn't say they just spawn, but they do have greater numbers and grow faster than anything else.

2.Predator hunt ultimate prey, plus they put alien in a temple to test predators worthy of being hunters.

To test new predators? Okay well I diddn't know that. Did they say anything like that in the film?

3.molest?

By which I mean beat, rape, kill, own, murder, win against, ect.

4.the heroine woman was okay.

That's a matter of opinion. I feel like in hundreds of movies these days the director puts in a big manly heroine just to be popular. It sucks.

5.Who said the scar predator loved her.

Me.

6. it didnt suck.

Opinion.

Pay more attention to the movies.

Pay more attention to what I said in the first place.

P.S Shut up.

[TheAbominableMatt]

I liked AVP. I went to see it with a female friend and afterwards we had an argument about wheter or not it sucked.

Bloody women, they know nothing.

I hope there is a sequel. I also hope there is NO humans in the sequel.

[Lost-Soul]

I love that movie man!