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Posted at: 6/28/06 08:14 PM
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*Buy a fat man to sit on them or fart on them, if you got a good fat man he'll do both. * Rent a midget circus. (tell them its your birthday tomorrow but you're gonna die tonight of some disease so you get them for free) and then tell them wat to do order them around. Both effective and amusing. *i also like the petrol and matches idea. just make sure you do it before you mom comes home. mothers tend to get pissed when you light the house on fire. *My final idea is for you to call the desperate ugly fat girl at school, tell her you're ready, give her syrup or anything sticky and sweet. (not your cum! save it for someone who's worth it!) tell her to go into the room with the ants and lie down. make sure the lights are off so she doesn't see them. then simply close the door and let the ants take her away. they will leave your house and take the fat chick with them. think of it as a piece treaty. Two birds with one stone!
Posted at: 6/28/06 08:16 PM
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Use some sort of spray. Deoderant, windex anything. Works best when you find large groups of them.
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Posted at: 6/28/06 08:17 PM
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I once set a pile of leaves on fire with a magnifying glass at my school.
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yea.. we ants too in our house. but ive killed sooo many that i barely see any of em. just use poptarts to attract them in big numbers then use raid
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Posted at: 6/28/06 08:20 PM
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Put some sugar on the floor away from the computer. Other than that, just sit "criss-crossed" on your chair (lift you legs up).
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Posted at: 6/28/06 08:44 PM
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Don't kill the poor ants :(
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Posted at: 6/28/06 08:46 PM
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some kind of cleaning product. especially window cleaner
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Posted at: 6/28/06 08:52 PM
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Follow the trail of ants to where they're coming from. When you find out how they're getting into the house, clog that entrance, and just kill the ants already inside.
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Posted at: 6/28/06 08:54 PM
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At 6/28/06 07:39 PM, jonthomson wrote: Petrol + matches = dead ants
Harspray/spraypaint + matches = fun way to kill ants
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Posted at: 6/28/06 08:55 PM
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Deoderant somewhat works. That or an Anteater.
Posted at: 6/28/06 08:56 PM
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call either Orkin or Terminex. they do a pretty good job actually
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Posted at: 6/28/06 08:59 PM
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Get your mother to mop the floor with bleach, or if you can get up and do that for your poor mother and give her a rest.
Posted at: 6/28/06 09:24 PM
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At 6/28/06 08:44 PM, Nicko9y wrote: Don't kill the poor ants :(
Ants are ment to be killed so shuddup you stupid hippie
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find the queen kill her fat aSS
(fact most ants in an ant colony are female. the males constantly breed with the queens) watch oiut for pincers if there under your house well your screwed.
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i suggest a elbow drop off your bed onto them
Posted at: 6/28/06 09:32 PM
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At 6/28/06 08:11 PM, endigimo wrote: get a glass coke bottle then put sugar and water in it, the ants'll get in but thet ant get out
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Posted at: 6/28/06 09:38 PM
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get a cup of cold water then get a lighter and gasoline(use little of it)
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Posted at: 6/29/06 03:44 AM
At 6/28/06 09:24 PM, Rockin_Rubber_Duck wrote: At 6/28/06 08:44 PM, Nicko9y wrote: Don't kill the poor ants :(Ants are ment to be killed so shuddup you stupid hippie I hate hippiesXP
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Posted at: 6/29/06 03:47 AM
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get off your ass and buy some raid yourself lazybum you
Posted at: 6/29/06 03:48 AM
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Wade already told us how to deal with ANTS :/
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Posted at: 6/29/06 03:52 AM
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At 6/28/06 08:14 PM, AtomicTerrorist wrote: At 6/28/06 08:11 PM, endigimo wrote: get a glass coke bottle then put sugar and water in it, the ants'll get in but thet ant get outthats a good one!
yeah because he said "thet ant get out", also the technique required. ************************************
just get some chalk or a white crayon and make a line around windows and doors. ants wont cross it.
try this by trapping a ant in a circle of chalk, it will just stay there forever
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use a dropper to put some sugar water on the floor, wait for them to all crowd around it, put up a barrier around them. next, get a can of air duster, turn it upside down, and spray 'em. [air duster has liquid nitrogen in it, and it only works if you turn it upside down] you can also jsut go hunter mode and not use the barrier. have fun.
Posted at: 6/29/06 04:18 AM
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I had a similar problem with carpenter ants. What you want is this.
Poisen the ants so that they bring the poisen back to the nest, killing the rest. I called an exterminator who drilled holes in the walls and inserted a potented ant killing powder. The next few days he asked that nobody kill any ants that they saw as the ants that leave the nest are most crucial. It worked.
Posted at: 6/29/06 04:34 AM
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At 6/28/06 07:38 PM, Mad-Cow wrote: I keep seeing the littleass ants on the floor, and mom isn't taking it seriously, and she's goingto the store to get some Raid, but their bothering the hell out of me >:( Know any household items that can kill a lot of them besides using your hands/paper towels?
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Posted at: 6/29/06 05:11 AM
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Why do the ants bother you? They just walk around doing shit.
I wouldn't do anything.
Posted at: 6/29/06 05:13 AM
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lol, i had the exact same problem 3 weeks ago. My parents were on vacation, i was home alone and my house got invaded by ants. I bought some green boxes with poison and put them on the spots they visit. They were gone after 1-2 weeks
Posted at: 6/29/06 05:14 AM
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Just pee on them. It burns them. Burns them bad.
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Posted at: 6/29/06 05:37 AM
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