need helpseducing someone. (girl)

[Hermes-12]

i wrote this in and actual dating forum, but i thought i would get a quicker response here. if you dont have anything nice to say, dont post it, i just dont care.

ok, heres the deal, i need help in the seduction area.

there is this mildly attractive women that i went to school with the year before, i am three years younger than her, but i want to seduce her in the pharmacy she works in. i live a block away from the pharmacy, so i could easily coax her into sex between her lunch break. i know her rather well, and i have done some mild cuddling with her before.

problems.

she has a boyfriend, but lately they have been splitting up and getting back together off and on.

she might think im too young.

shes working

pros

im pretty attractive to her.

she CRAVES sex

any help would be fantastic

[EricTheRed]

Don't rely on 12 year kids to make your descions. I like on how vague you were though

[Brosque]

You came to this forum, knowing the stereotypes about this community, and asked for advice about girls?

If she cuddled with you, then she can't find you completely repulsive. Starting a casual sex thing is difficult most of the time. Try a little honesty. Let her know you're available.

[Hermes-12]

yeah, but theres alot of actual men on here too.

anyway, any advice anyway?

[agent6123]

ummm....rape her?

[Hermes-12]

yup yup, and i actually like the guy shes a couple with, but they definetely arent hitting it off right. i want her to stay with him, but i might do her the favor of giving her a good time, and she would go back to him anywho, i dont consider it cheating though if it isnt, ACTUAL LOVE. its just temporary lust. ^^

[Hermes-12]

and no, i am not raping her, i am seducing her, rape is for gay men.

ps sorry for the double post,

[holmzito]

Talk about how your penis is 13 inches long. She'll immediately be yours.

Note: If your tool isn't 13 inches, she'll still do you anyways 'cuz she's already gotten too far into it to just quit! Win/win situation!

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At 6/27/06 11:32 PM, axeslash wrote: Talk about how your penis is 13 inches long. She'll immediately be yours.

Note: If your tool isn't 13 inches, she'll still do you anyways 'cuz she's already gotten too far into it to just quit! Win/win situation!

Yep...

And if that dont work, rape her....rape is for people who are better then others, not gays >:(

[Bolo]

At 6/27/06 11:18 PM, Hermes_12 wrote: she CRAVES sex

If that's the case she probably has several STDs. I wouldnt touch her

[TropicalParadise]

So you want advice on how to get a casual fuck? Well, don't do it, how is that for advice. She's having enough drama at the moment, she doesn't need you throwing another dagger into the already unstable relationship she has going. If you're three years younger than her, she might not go for you, and if she craves sex, it doesn't mean she craves it with YOU.

[JoeyNukes]

you should take a gander at the anal sex educational video. seriously it has some great pickup lines.

Link

[Zerok]

At 6/27/06 11:35 PM, TropicalParadise wrote: blarg

Go with that or what axeslash said. =D
If further advice is so desperately needed, these experts can help.

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