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I have a feeling someone is making a flash game about this right now...

Stamper should've manned the snipes.

At 6/26/06 03:44 PM, ChocloMan wrote:

At 6/26/06 03:41 PM, Crue wrote:

stuff

A normal gun would do just the same. And a security system would stop that situation from happening anyway.

thats not the only purpose of that sweeeet sweeeet gun.

i'm willing to bet nobody here as ever killed something with one before have they. yeah

A sixty-two fucking inch TV and he takes the PS2?

Kids just aint so smart these days.

At 6/26/06 03:48 PM, R00ts wrote: Stamper should've manned the snipes.

Wait, according to your diagram there'd have to be a bush in the office, Stamper would shoot through the wide screen tv, completely demolishing it, the thief would be white and fall back into a smaller person who has wet themselves and the surrounding floor. All while over-sized teabags litter the floor. wtf?

At 6/26/06 03:41 PM, Crue wrote: one shot is all you need to scare off a whole group of shitbags

One shot is all you need to make everyone go fucking DEAF and blow a whole the wall.

none of the people telling me to shutup & whatnot know what they're talking about. trust me 'cause i do

A weapon of that size and caliber is to large to get down and utilize in a situation like the one your thinking of. In the the time it would take to aim the thing correctly he could just as easily be shot DEAD or attacked by someone breaking into the building.

This is why we have handguns for personal protection, and rifles for hunting.

At 6/26/06 03:53 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: A sixty-two fucking inch TV and he takes the PS2?

Kids just aint so smart these days.

Which one is bigger and which one is smaller?

(Try to carry a 5-foot TV by yourself)

Lmao, that's actually kind of funny, the guy was just like "yo sup nmunm".

But yeah, i'd be a little agitated as well, so I can understand the reasoning behind camera installation. You should also stick a couple dummy cameras around to throw them off their guard. You know, the ones that have the blinking red light and move side to side but don't actually capture anything. It's good they didn't steal that Colossus of a television you guys have. Do you also have like 5 plasma screen TVs in there too? :P

In other news, did you hear the Wii's devkit is only $2000, Tom? I know you guys have the PS2 and GameCube dev kits, so I was wondering if you're gonna jump in on the Wii devkit. I would say go in on the PS3 devkit also, but judging by how much it already costs, I wouldn't be surprised if you ended up having to drop like 10 g's on that.

ive had stuff like that happen to me dude, and that sux when someone come in and just steals from you, ecspecially if you know them. well i hope the rest of ur day goes good and you get your stuff back.

The more suspicious you act when doing something like that, the more people will notice. My father used to do repos for a bank, and he would just walk up to someone's door and drill out the lock then break it with a screwdriver, and nobody would notice. But if he were huddling in a corner acting inconspicuous he would have been arrested. It's as simple as making people think you're supposed to be doing whatever it is you're doing.

It sucks that you lost your ps2, but it's better than losing your life over a ps2.

lolz stamper was prolly just like "hey sup dood, yo check out my ps2 dogg, i got dis awesome street fighter game man it kicks sooo much ass. aaiyo im goin back with my homies, stay cool home fry." and so the guy just took it.

so did ur ps2 memory card have tons of saves on it?

Man, got ot give the guy some credit for being a smooth criminal though.

That's a severe situation to keep your cool in.

Tom, NEVER EVER let a building contracter into your office without hiding all your important stuff. One of my friends learnt this the hard way when his house was broken into ( he had just built the house ).

Aww that sucks ass Tom, those Street Fighter controllers were sweet :( Maybe with some luck you might get it back.

Picture of the game room for you mere mortals:

At 6/26/06 04:32 PM, Captain_Bob wrote: Aww that sucks ass Tom, those Street Fighter controllers were sweet :( Maybe with some luck you might get it back.

Picture of the game room for you mere mortals:

I have a good question. Why the hell would someone put a large 62" TV in their office?

At 6/26/06 04:34 PM, GopherBazookaGuy wrote: I have a good question. Why the hell would someone put a large 62" TV in their office?

Because they're a game production company, and it's a good idea to have high-end equipment to test your shit on, to make sure there's no minor graphical glitches that might not be apparent on lower-end equipment?

Also because it's sweet?

God dam so thats what humanity became :'(

At 6/26/06 04:34 PM, GopherBazookaGuy wrote: I have a good question. Why the hell would someone put a large 62" TV in their office?

I have a better question. Why the fuck not?

Wow, that sucks. The guy's got balls, you have to admit. I just hope it wasn't anyone who's ever visited NG... that would be awful. Hopefully he'll be found, but as you said at least minimal damage was done. PS2s aren't too expensive anymore and you can always replace the controllers and the anniversary disc for some cash. It wasn't like anyone got hurt.

But being robbed always leaves you with a sense of vulnerability. I remember when my car got broken into... nothing was taken, but coming to my car the next morning and seeing the window smashed left me pretty jumpy for a few days. I hope that security system is installed soon. Those cameras would have been a big help to ID the thief.

At 6/26/06 04:39 PM, TomFulp wrote: In retrospect, I like to imagine stepping into the doorway with a crowbar and boldly announcing, "Crime is a shit that needs to be whiped!", but I would have probably gotten shot as a result.

Although, in theory, it would be funnier to take the guy's wallet and throw him out of the building.

At 6/26/06 09:04 AM, TomFulp wrote: Think your Monday sucks?

I got 2 things to say...

1: You got OWNED!
2: CCTV won't help much get a motion sensor...or tripwires or a remote mine just waiting to blow the devil up! Or give the delivery men key-cards instead of just leaving the door open..

no one will find out i did it...WHAT THIS THINGS STILL ON!

That's some insane crap....

Wow that guy was ballsy stealing that in broad day light. Was he even aware who he was robbing?

its only a f*cking ps2 that hobo must be on crack to take that piece of sh*t
btw i dont like ps2s

im gonna ban that fucking hobo. im upset.

You guys should definitly set traps out .
Perhaps this?
Those sneaky hobos!

At 6/26/06 03:54 PM, Proteas wrote: One shot is all you need to make everyone go fucking DEAF and blow a whole the wall.

A weapon of that size and caliber is to large to get down and utilize in a situation like the one your thinking of. In the the time it would take to aim the thing correctly he could just as easily be shot DEAD or attacked by someone breaking into the building.

This is why we have handguns for personal protection, and rifles for hunting.

at that close of range, if you need to take the time to aim, you shouldn't be handling a weapon

Haha what kind of a loser steals a PS2?