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Entitle the office 'the Violated System'.

Oh wait thats already taken :D

Anyway, dude, I am really sorry, and thanks alot for letting us know that nice .

I know who it was!

At 6/26/06 02:27 PM, supyohos123 wrote: I know who it was!

aHAHAHAHA EBAUMSWORLD YOU'RE HILARIOUS good god please stop

That sucks, but could have been worse. The NG server could have been busted or poor Tom could have been wounded. Now that wouldn't be good.

At 6/26/06 09:04 AM, TomFulp wrote: At least it will stop Stamper, Jeff and Mindchamber from playing Street Fighter all the time. :)

:D

Whew!! Thatnk GOD you guys are OK!
The thing I've learned from bartending a speakeasy and being a drug adddict is the following: If they CAN, they WILL!
I've hung out with some shady characters in the past and that's the mentality. If it's not nailed down, and there aren't people looking directly at it, it will be gone.
SOme of those simple laptop locks can do wonders tho... kensington makes a good one for like $50.

At 6/26/06 02:30 PM, llama wrote:

At 6/26/06 02:27 PM, supyohos123 wrote: I know who it was!

aHAHAHAHA EBAUMSWORLD YOU'RE HILARIOUS good god please stop

You're quite the rebel. Aren't you?

At 6/26/06 09:32 AM, thelordofcheese wrote: Tom, you guys were stupid. A room like that should be kept past a receptionist desk or officeof SOMEONE who is there early.

There's always people there, Tom's there early in the morning almost every single day. Stamper was right there and talked to the guy, there's really not a 100% deterent for that sort of thing, because even with a receptionist the guy could just say "I'm here to see Tom blah blah blah."

And, ya, next time buy cameras BEFORE expensive toys that you don't need.

Funnily enough, the "expensive toys that [they] don't need" are a business expense considering they're console game developers. Almost everything in that room was a tax write-off, minus probably the other games purchased.

At 6/26/06 12:37 PM, MindChamber wrote: it was one of the mods >:[

No way, Jose. I would never be so ungrateful. Not to mention I'm pretty sure you guys would recognize one or all of us on sight. Just look for the lack of sun exposure and sore wrists.

Plus stealing a Playstation? Blegh. I'd take your Xbox. >:-)

At 6/26/06 02:33 PM, supyohos123 wrote:

At 6/26/06 02:30 PM, llama wrote:

At 6/26/06 02:27 PM, supyohos123 wrote: I know who it was!

aHAHAHAHA EBAUMSWORLD YOU'RE HILARIOUS good god please stop

You're quite the rebel. Aren't you?

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At 6/26/06 02:22 PM, llama wrote:

It was an inside job. DONE BY TWO MYSTERY MEN.

At 6/26/06 02:38 PM, HuIk wrote:

At 6/26/06 02:22 PM, llama wrote:

It was an inside job. DONE BY TWO MYSTERY MEN.

Nope,just one man.

At 6/26/06 09:04 AM, TomFulp wrote: It really sucks, though... The office is our little comfort zone and that comfort zone has been violated. I'm just glad things didn't turn out worse than they did. Now we just have to carry on our day and get back to work. At least it will stop Stamper, Jeff and Mindchamber from playing Street Fighter all the time. :)

Who knows? Maybe they'll get to work on the new web design faster! :P

Seriously, that sucks Tom, what idiot would just come in and take a PS2?

At 6/26/06 02:41 PM, X-Naut wrote:

At 6/26/06 02:38 PM, HuIk wrote:

At 6/26/06 02:22 PM, llama wrote:

It was an inside job. DONE BY TWO MYSTERY MEN.

Nope,just one man.

Think about it. 1. Tom said he was freakishly tall, like Wade Fulp tall. 2.Maybe Stamper doesn't know what Wade looks like. Besides, he only has one working eye. Can't wait for them to call him in for a lineup. The guy saw Stamper, so he'd know who's ass to rape when it's all over. >:D

I've always imagined stamper as carrying some sort of weapon with him wherever he went. Like a lead pipe or baseball bat or something.

Well there's goes my view on the NG office.

At 6/26/06 02:46 PM, RupeeClock wrote: Seriously, that sucks Tom, what idiot would just come in and take a PS2?

Someone that wanted to sell a ps2 for drugs.

But seriously, even if he did get caught he wouldn't be facing a big punishment.

Damn that sucks ass. Please let us know if you get your stuff back. I was robbed here just a few days ago... my wallet was taken... but a PS2 with all that stuff.... DAMN!

At 6/26/06 02:49 PM, EviLDoG wrote:

At 6/26/06 02:46 PM, RupeeClock wrote: Seriously, that sucks Tom, what idiot would just come in and take a PS2?

Someone that wanted to sell a ps2 for drugs.

Actually a lot of people make a hobby of this and do it as an everyday thing.

I have this aquantince (well,former) and 2 days after the XBox 360 came out he stole 2,000 of them and over 15,000 Xbox/360 games and was selling the 360s for $200 and the games for $20 each which was dirt cheap but made his ass $8,000 in less then a week then when the cops was asking around for him he left to go to Florida (which is where he's from).

So yeah people just steal mass amounts of video game equipment cause it's an easy sale,kinda surprised he didn't take the Xbox as well but then again it was just one man.

That's hallrious, best NG News ive heard in awhile.

I hate burglars. Maybe you should have had your office built in the middle of nowhere?

that piece of shit took my ps2 memory card that had 5 years of game saves on it. and by "piece of shit", i mean that ghetto failure at everything in life crack head. he was probably late for his shift at mcdonalds. (no offense to those that work at McDs)

God dammit if I only arrived 5 minutes earlier.

At 6/26/06 02:54 PM, X-Naut wrote: I have this aquantince (well,former) and 2 days after the XBox 360 came out he stole 2,000 of them and over 15,000 Xbox/360 games and was selling the 360s for $200 and the games for $20 each which was dirt cheap but made his ass $8,000 in less then a week then when the cops was asking around for him he left to go to Florida (which is where he's from).

So yeah people just steal mass amounts of video game equipment cause it's an easy sale,kinda surprised he didn't take the Xbox as well but then again it was just one man.

That doesn't make any sense at all. He stole 2000 xbox 360s, but he only ended up with $8,000? Unless you mean $80,000, thats way off.

Also, I don't think there even were 2000 xbox 360s in any state for the first few months of the release.

At 6/26/06 02:57 PM, Johnny_Utah wrote: that piece of shit took my ps2 memory card that had 5 years of game saves on it.

Shit man, that sucks! Now you have to do it all over again.

At 6/26/06 02:46 PM, HuIk wrote: Think about it. 1. Tom said he was freakishly tall, like Wade Fulp tall. 2.Maybe Stamper doesn't know what Wade looks like. Besides, he only has one working eye. Can't wait for them to call him in for a lineup. The guy saw Stamper, so he'd know who's ass to rape when it's all over. >:D

I dunno, 6'5 isn't freakishly tall. I mean I'm 6'1 and I know bunches of people taller than me, even a few girls. I think it was Bedn on stilts, only logical answer.

At 6/26/06 03:00 PM, Vegeton wrote:

At 6/26/06 02:46 PM, HuIk wrote: Think about it. 1. Tom said he was freakishly tall, like Wade Fulp tall. 2.Maybe Stamper doesn't know what Wade looks like. Besides, he only has one working eye. Can't wait for them to call him in for a lineup. The guy saw Stamper, so he'd know who's ass to rape when it's all over. >:D

I dunno, 6'5 isn't freakishly tall. I mean I'm 6'1 and I know bunches of people taller than me, even a few girls. I think it was Bedn on stilts, only logical answer.

from what I understand he was a real skinny dude. And dont think any one of us would have hesitated throwing his ass down the stairs TO HIS DEATH. We would have been well within our rights to.

Let us know if that robber is caught.

At 6/26/06 02:30 PM, llama wrote:

At 6/26/06 02:27 PM, supyohos123 wrote: I know who it was!

aHAHAHAHA EBAUMSWORLD YOU'RE HILARIOUS good god please stop

Didn't you just post a Bedn picture?

At 6/26/06 02:34 PM, Evark wrote:

And, ya, next time buy cameras BEFORE expensive toys that you don't need.

Funnily enough, the "expensive toys that [they] don't need" are a business expense considering they're console game developers. Almost everything in that room was a tax write-off, minus probably the other games purchased.

Were they DevKits, or just a game system to play games on, because there is a difference (OMG Linux on PS2!).

At 6/26/06 02:41 PM, X-Naut wrote:

At 6/26/06 02:38 PM, HuIk wrote:

At 6/26/06 02:22 PM, llama wrote:

It was an inside job. DONE BY TWO MYSTERY MEN.

Nope,just one man.

Nice.

At 6/26/06 02:58 PM, taylorwilsdon wrote:

At 6/26/06 02:54 PM, X-Naut wrote:

That doesn't make any sense at all. He stole 2000 xbox 360s, but he only ended up with $8,000? Unless you mean $80,000, thats way off.

Also, I don't think there even were 2000 xbox 360s in any state for the first few months of the release.

No, they sell them cheaper to move them faster. It disposes of most of the evidence since most people don't report BUYING stolen property.

Well, at least no one was hurt.

like i said, tom, if you could just get ahold of a Sharps 45-70, nobody would even dare trying to fuck with you

check it out.

BASTARDS!!!! How dare they stael from Tom... We shall find them, cut off their genitals... and then cauterize the wound.... HAHAHAHAHA that would be HILARIOUS!!!

Good thing the guy didn't know were he was. He could've stolen the NG servers and that'd bebe really shitty. Or even worse, the beta for your new game! :O