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CALL ME, ILL BE THE OFFICE SECURITY, I HAVE A BLACK BELT IN TAE KWON DO AND WILL KICK ANYONES ASS WHO COMES IN.

.... I bet it was wade...

whoa.stamper had one day

lol.

Man, that s*cks! If i were the thief i would have stole something more valuable.. STUPID THIEF! Oh, and it's not good to steal! x]

that really sucks,getting all that street fighter crap stolen. hope you find this jackMcTardload.

The money for the ps2 isn't the problem, it's the way he outsmarted you guys.

oh...Bad for you.
But when you see someone in the office you dont know...you have to kill him, with a
keybord.

damn it Tom you should have called me... have you put out a Bounty on this mother fucker, or do you want him alive...barely ... cuz i would do it for free...

j/k i am not a licensed bounty hunter....yet

WOW That sucked. Good thing u didn't get hurt i would have been a shame. anyways get over it
and play some other games. And 1 more thing........
ZERO HOUR RULZ I MAKE MAPS THERE SO SCREW U GUYS ASSES LOL!!!
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Well, I hope we've all learnt a valuable lesson from this: Always replace your PS2 game discs in their boxes when you aren't playing.

But on a more serious note, I really feel sorry that some cunt has the bare faced cheek to steal from one of the greatest intraweb institutions. Why don't they pick on those rich fucks at Google?

geez, Tom, sorry, man...

but hey, a PS2 is replacable, at least no one got hurt.

tats actually rediculously hilarious!! ahah! that must seriously be a cheap ass robber, like usually that whole thing is like 200 bucks! the ps2 and one controller for it, haha I think I could relate, cuz i dont have a PS2, too poor XD but omg, he must be having fun playing street fighters and asking his buds to come over as well, ahhh well atleast there a good thing comming out of this, hes happy with something he doesnt have probably, seeying as he stole something that easy to buy. but hey, if you got too much, there isn't much you can do except expect stuff to be taken away from you, greediness gets you no where :P but hey, c'est la vi, dont worri, be happy, life goes on.
...thats still pretty funny though XD

I can't believe someone would do that just becuase of a stupid game. I sure hope you catch that criminal!

Similar robberey/vandalism: I went out to go to the bar with my friends one night. We hhad so much fun i realized i had somthing to do the next so i left. When I got back my house had a smashed window, what apperarently looked like baseball bat marks, and it was missing my TV, PS2, Xbox And half my games. (I'm such a hardcore gamer i keep beer and games in a safe!)

What fuckhead would steal from u guys? i swear to god when u catch him, punch him in the face for EVERY NG member, even if it does kill him he deserves it!!
but it was good to hear none of u lot got hurt :)

That's messed up i'd not going install a camera system but like pits outside the bac of the building ust incase that happend the robber falls in and you could line on with spikes if you want but then that would be man slaughter but yeah a sercurity system should be in order stupid robbers i hope he got hit by a train.

Damn, that sucks, majorly... Ah well, atleast, as others have said, he only got away with the PS2, controllers and a game and not a laptop or money or something...

Hope you get your stuff back soon Tom and others!

RRRRR its a bit of a bi*$h when shit like this happens 2 ya int it! my house was robbed in the broad daylight they took my brand new sony digi cam and my X-box 360 :'( ahh well house insurance is a wonderful thing and they cort the fools hu did it aswell cos they tried 2 get my next door neighbor 2! imbeciles GRRRR they make me so angry so i no exactly how ya feel

At 6/28/06 08:27 AM, MindChamber wrote:

At 6/28/06 03:54 AM, ChuckieFinster wrote: CALL ME, ILL BE THE OFFICE SECURITY, I HAVE A BLACK BELT IN TAE KWON DO AND WILL KICK ANYONES ASS WHO COMES IN.

.... I bet it was wade...

hahaha, taekwondo belts are givin out like crackerjack prizes. I'm pretty sure a 6.5 black dude would snap you like a twig, while youre positioning yourself for a "crane" move.

Haha...So true! That's why I decided to switch to practicing some boxing while going to the gym and working out a lot to get some muscle after finding out that Tae Kwan Do did nothing for me but waste my money and time. Best decision I've ever made.

Also, self-defense techniques are B.S. unless you're Chuck Norris.

wow, i'm happy no one got hurt , but man... who would want to steal something from the NG office?

Oh dear. Bad Luck. Well it always could have been worse.

At 6/26/06 09:04 AM, TomFulp wrote: Think your Monday sucks?

Sorry to hear that you were robbed!! Karma will catch up with that dude!! Karma never forgets! Hope the cop catches the dude and you get your stuff back! J Lee

My condolences on the loss of your PS2.

i bet that dude doesnt has money and stole from you but he stole street fighter games?! he should be punished....:)

At 6/28/06 08:27 AM, MindChamber wrote:

hahaha, taekwondo belts are givin out like crackerjack prizes. I'm pretty sure a 6.5 black dude would snap you like a twig, while youre positioning yourself for a "crane" move.

pfft fuck that guy i used to teach TKD...and for reference..Crane is a kung fu style stance. Hell I am working as a rent-a-cop right now so send me an app and i will guard your hallowed fortress

well, the robber was half a pro

a pro cuz he escaped from you guys

a half cuz hes easy to catch

come on! with no masks, 1/2 chance of no weapon (robbers mostly doesnt use guns, only 20% does) wich makes it easier to be catch by cops, in a daylight so everyone can see him walking in and walking out
AND
IF he would be a professional then he wouldnt steel a PS2 and some classic fighting game

but whatever i just said, he was trained hardcore good but using one of the stupidest technic: making like you are known by someone but as i said showing hes face

Your post in google style:

To think what does your Monday suck? These morning, punching machine, Josh and I were in the luminous office and early. Around 7:45, the punching machine worked by our “part of play” and a type was held there in front of the TV. Did the punching machine indicate “hé, which is goin on the man? ”, which the type while passing answered “hé, whassup. ” The punching machine supposed that it was somebody that I knew, and returned to his office. To be just sure, the punching machine messaged my computer asking whether I knew the type in the gaming room, but I made reduce my messages to the minimum and did not check them at present, thus the punching machine thereafter went finished and said, “which is the type in the gaming room? ” I was like… “There is a type in the gaming room? ” and the punching machine was as “ouais. ” and I am as “am to you joke, right? ” what a punching machine indicated, “go the glance! ” (I test rejouer this as better I can) Thus I walk more in the gaming room… And I should have seized a CERTAIN KIND of weapon initially, in the retrospection… But the gaming room was empty. Thus I descend the hall, and the front door is open. I enter outside under the rain and looks at around. There is nobody in sight. To make a research of office to ensure to be not yet inside, and to evaluate what just to produce. It is completely surrealist, because you that do not imagine somebody to go right inside and to steal the place while each one is at their offices. It proves took the PS2, with the controllers of combatant of street attached to him and to the disc of birthday of combatant of street which was inside.

A wise saying of Garfield:

Monday sucks